Originally posted by
Liberal
Maybe you should have specified, "Excluding the limitations I have in my mind right now, how can I go out in a Viking pyre of foul mouthed glory...?".
It's probably quite childish of me to want to go out there in a blaze of cussin', and I don't really care enough anymore to want to be banned. I still check in from time to time, but I can't even be bothered to take the piss out of their ineptitude anymore; I just cock a mental eyebrow. The T-Shirt design thread is actually pretty funny reading once you've stopped caring:
- You can't have T-Shirts because we never sold many and right now we need too much money to care about our revenue stream.
- Nobody bought them because the designs are fucking ugly; and if you had cared more about your revenue stream, maybe you wouldn't need the money now.
- But Slug Signorino is a design classic! He's part of the SD brand! Besides, it would cost too much to print new ones.
- Look, printing shirts is practically free now. And you could really use the brand exposure. Revenue stream, remember?
- Oooh, can I have one that says "Hi Opal" in an XXXXXL? And a tiny wee one for my cat Mister Snuggly?
- Good news, everyone! We've decided to let you have T-Shirts! You just won't be able to use the SD logo or slogan, since we're worried about violating our own trademark. But feel free to submit your own designs that don't mention the SD in any way.
- Ooh, can I have one that says "Once, for 20 minutes" in an XXXXXXL?
Link, lest you think I'm making this shit up. I swear, someday they're gonna teach about that place in business school.