Father. Husband. Lawyer.
TNP has no idead how they ended up where they are.
Father. Husband. Lawyer.
TNP has no idead how they ended up where they are.
False. Things have gone just about as I expected to get me here.
TNP avidly follows Downton Abbey.
Nah. My wife's a huge fan, though.
TNP wouldn't mind having a valet.
Absolutely, so long as he wasn't a maybe-murderer like the brooding Mr. Bates.
TNP would like to have a personal cook, if money were no object.
Big ten-four on that, good buddy.
TNP kinda wishes they had gone to culinary school.
Nah, not really. Just not my bag.
TNP will eat just about anything.
Yeah, I know how to cook pretty good, but I don't care anymore. Will eat anything.
TNP thinks professional "foodies" should get on the wagon with professional music "critics."
Nah. They're entitled to their opinions, snooty and/or precious as they may be.
TNP pays attention to a particular movie critic's review before seeing most films.
No way.
TNP will watch even the most horrifying of spectacles if "[it] looks good and starts soon."
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No. Whose words appear between the quotation marks?
TNP collects favorite quotations (as I do).
Yeah, since I was a kid, but I stopped writing them down when they started sticking in my head like Schaum Outline Solved Problems like on today's electromagnetics physic 4engineers UG midterm which just came to me like a rainman totally crushed that bitch. [yeah that was ... Bob Forster from the movie *Jackie Brown* -- but it could have been anybody.]
TNP derides privately those who, like the old lady in *The Spoils of Poynton* put a premium on sentimentality.
Nah, I'm pretty chill that way.
TNP sometimes has a real yearning to own a submachinegun.
Not really. But I've had fun shooting guns on ranges or in the woods now and then.
TNP has fired a gun in the past six months.
Hmmm...guess not, it's been too long
TNP carries a pocket knife
Sometimes, for work. But not for just walking around randomly with a knife.
TNP enjoys mowing their yard.
doesn't have a yard! i win!
TNP hates chores of any kind, except organizing things like that jerk leader guy from *Walden Two*
I don't love chores, but I don't particularly mind them, so no.
TNP has at least three household chores, not for his or her direct and personal benefit, to be done every day.
False, pretty much all my household chores are directly for my benefit.
TNP has already mowed the lawn this year.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
False. Hell, we still have snow!
TNP hates that Punxatawney groundhog.
Sure. I mean, I think it's dead by now, but I'd be down with desecrating it's feeble little "corpse." Feed it to my goldfish or whatever. Don't give a shit, never have.
TNP thinks Pennsylvania is equal parts fun place with good places for sportsman-like activity, and a feeble little cesspit full of overgrown hippies.
No, that's not quite how I'd describe it, having gone to prep school outside of Pittsburgh.
TNP has rooted for a Pittsburgh pro sports team.
False, then again I only know about the Steelers and I'm a Bills fan (yeah, laugh all you want)
TNP has more than 20 websites bookmarked.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Yeah, probably, between one thing and another and my varous devices.
TNP is something of a gadget addict.
Nope, I am not much into gadgets at all.
TNP is a pessimist.
Nah, basically an optimist. But I'm getting more cynical in my old age.
TNP expects to live until at least 90.
Nah, even though my mother made it to 92, I don't think I'm as tough as her.
TNP can't remember the last time they had a good night's sleep.
Fortunately false. Haven't slept all that well this week, though, while on a trip.
TNP has a favorite pillow.
Nah, they're all the same to me.
TNP had a BB gun as a kid.
I'll say true. It was the household's gun, but I got to use it now and then.
TNP owns more than five kitchen knives.
Yeah, but they all kind of are disposable stamped stuff except for a promo "utility" knife from a Lobel's giveaway.
TNP kind of has a problem with investing emotions and stuff in tools, even good tools, convinced they're going to break or rust away eventually.
Definitely true. Not too many things I'm that attached to.
TNP will see Captain America: The Winter Soldier in the next two weeks.
Unlikely, not so big on the superhero movies, and neither is the kid.
TNP is mildly disappointed the latest Muppets movie didn't do better.
False, but then I hadn't realised there was a new Muppets movie.
TNP thinks Noah is going to be better than expected.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
First heardof Noah and also the Captain whatever online.
Has kept the Anchor and stuff siugned by Leslie Fielder of that old bibleshit but is nit thatgod at te greek si whatever.
Yeah so that was deliberately supposed to be stupid, but Im ETA bc I think there is a bunch of stuff beyond the whole like "rarrgh heerrr derrr English!" so like whatever, its more like "fuck you!" and a bunch of whatever shit/ language people are fucking stupid ass lame shit-heels. they don't know. welll, whatever. i'd still screw the shit out o a smart bitch who isn't a retard but whatever. yu arre fcking retarded idiots.
yeah whatever also shut up eh whatever
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False, I think I'll keep posting.
TNP knows who Leslie Fielder is.
Yeah well whatever that was kind of whatever.
TNP probably should go see a movie in a theater, and probably not those 3D glasses, because that's pretty stupid.
False, I've seen both 2D and 3D movies in recent months.
TNP would rather not see a movie in public at all.
False, I like movies in theatres fine.
TNP was annoyed at the "How I Met Your Mother" finale.
False, I don't watch the show. But my eldest son, who does, really hated it.
TNP knows a convicted felon.
Yeah, but vaguely as in "that guy who tried to punk me" and whatever.
TNP is actually proud to only be friends with regular people who aren't criminals. Good friends are people who share your values, and even if you don't see them as often IRL as you should, because big country, US is, you'd still rather have them in your corner than change one damned thing. Because it's right, and it's OK.
2x post TNP hates computers and nerd shit
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True, I think I'm only friends with regular people, if they are criminals, I don't know about it.
False, I spend all my time doing computers and nerd shit.
TNP is a dichotomy
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
True. I contain multitudes.
TNP has been in NYC in the past two years.
Yes indeed, spent Christmas there. My kid loves NYC more than oxygen.
TNP has been to Los Angeles.
Yeah but not recently. Missed one of my best buds weddings in San Diego because of school crap. Same neighborhood.
TNP had a long phone call to an old friend (maybe frenemy, but my old school chess and classical music nerdo) recently, really helped get my head straight. TNP is enjoyed that sometimes good old friends really step up, the way they're supposed to. Haven't seen that guy in probably ten years, and last time we talked I think I ended up angrily yelling at him about a political trip he was on. Time heals.
False, but I'll see five of my high school pals next weekend. We get together every year or two.
TNP has heard the Alan Parsons Project album Gaudi.
Hmmm....remember Alan Parsons Project, but don't think I know that one.
TNP woke up with a headache.
Is it called waking up without a proper nights sleep?
TNP is proud to have even got out the door this morning, albeit late, looking like some central casting version of suave man-with-a-scarf with hollow, dead eyes and a bad case of the shakes. Not quite the hobo look exactly, because, hey, scarf.
No, actually I looked fantastic this morning. Trust me.
TNP owns at least six neckties.
Yeah, probably. Most recently wore a cravat, AFAIK.
TNP has filthy thoughts about apt young women pretty much every day and doesn't much mind being imprisoned for non-felonious ideas about Emma Watson and also who cares. And is also somewhat ashamed. But who cares I can't be convicted and also I don't care and leave me alone.
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