Nope. Someday, probably.
TNP has an annual checkup without fail.
Nope. Someday, probably.
TNP has an annual checkup without fail.
Nah. I don't think doctors even particularly believe they're necessary.
TNP watches The Big Bang Theory every week.
Pretty much. I don't watch it every week, but I tape it, and sooner or later get caught up.
TNP knows someone like Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
False, I've never seen BBT though.
TNP has a favourite TV show they always watch week in, week out.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Yeah, The Big Bang Theory.
TNP owns more than ten neck ties.
True, I think I have about a dozen on rotation.
TNP spent more time wondering about the superbowl adverts, than the event itself.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
No. I really haven't thought about either. Not a football guy.
TNP is a football guy.
No, baseball's my game. Football seems graceless and clunky in comparison.
TNP is looking forward to the Winter Olympics.
Not really. The Russians' heavy-handedness, gay-bashing, risk of bombings and lack of snow haven't exactly piqued my interest.
TNP could run Russia much better than Vladimir Putin.
False, nowhere near as ruthless as I would need to be.
TNP could run the USA better than Barack Obama
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Well... maybe a little. But I agree with most of what he's doing.
TNP will be watching the Winter Olympics at least a little every day.
Probably, if only because my kid will probably have it on.
TNP has a favourite cocktail.
Nope. Not a cocktail guy. Gimme a beer, wine or whiskey, and I'm happy.
TNP can make at least three different cocktails without consulting instructions.
Well... not official, well-known ones...
TNP shaved some part of themselves today.
False, that was last night.
False, bladed razor only.
TNP has read a newspaper today in some form
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In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Unless CNN.com (a great source for U.S. and world news at a glance) counts, no.
TNP subscribes to at least three magazines.
I guess so, since I pay for the kid's subscriptions as well as my own.
TNP owns a coffee grinder.
Check, but not for coffee or for criminal activities.
TNP doesn't drink brewed coffee.
False, I love coffee.
TNP would like to know what Jizzelbin uses his coffee grinder for.
Quite so! Do tell.
TNP has played Truth or Dare in the past decade.
False, its been at least two.
TNP is still flexible enough to play Twister.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
False, I am not flexible enough to play twister. I have a bad back and crappy knees from being overweight and middle aged. have not played Truth or Dare in the past decade.
TNP has visited a museum ship.
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Yes. Off the top of my head, Ft. Pitt in Pittsburgh, Ft. Necessity not far away, and Ft. Ligonier a bit further east. Oh, and Ft. Sumter in Charleston, S.C. harbor, where the Civil War began, and Ft. Stevens in Washington, D.C., attacked by Jubal Early's Confederates in 1864. I'd love to go to Ft. Ticonderoga in upstate New York sometime, but just haven't gotten around to it.
TNP recognized the names of all of those forts.
Close but no, I had to look up Ft. Ligonier.
TNP is looking forward to the snow melt this weekend.
False, I didn't recognise any of them in fact.
False, what snow?
TNP has been to any of the Ring of Stone in Wales aka the Castles of Edward I.
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In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
No, never even been to Britain.
TNP could stand a massage right now.
Yeah, I wouldn't object, although I don't particularly need one.
TNP has given a massage in the past six months.
Actually, yes. Kind of a crummy leg-massage to a chick I barely know (no, not like that, she claims to be a lesbian).
TNP has ever had back pain so bad that when you twist wrong, you involuntarily wince, body convulses slightly, and you end up kind of out-of-breath for a few seconds.
Oh yes, there is very little of back pain that I am not familiar with.
TNP gets migraines.
Yep. I had a doozy on Monday. Wanted to kill everyone. I had a nice peaceful day at work on Monday
TNP likes tofu.
Actually, yeah.
TNP doesn't really like Japanese culture in general, though.
False. I like sushi, anime, Kurosawa films and Japanese militaria, among other things. We had a Japanese exchange student when I was a kid and I'm still in touch with her now and then.
TNP had a foreign exchange student stay with his or her family in his or her youth.
Not exactly exchange students, but a lot of foreigners, yes.
TNP has been to Paris (the city, not the skank).
Yeah, sure.
TNP admits sushi is one of the greatest things to eat on the planet.
I like it as an occasional treat, but I'm not sure I'd go that far.
TNP prefers steak to sushi.
False.
TNP is not intimidated by James Garner in his prime.
False, He could have whupped my butt.
TNP liked Maverick better than the Rockford files.
No opinion. I never saw Maverick and rarely watched Rockford (too young at the time).
TNP remembers those charming Garner/Hartley camera ads.
False, I have no idea what you're on about.
TNP thought James Garner was a better Maverick than Mel Gibson.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
No doubt about that one.
TNP sometimes idly wonders WTF is up with Mel Gibson.
Quite true. He can be very good on screen, but otherwise he... um, has some issues.
CIAS, these were pretty famous ads back in the day:
TNP has a favorite ad from his or her childhood.
Mel Gibson is a national treasure.
Now, find a nation who wants to watch him eating a hamburger or whatever you people do.
True, I have hundreds of favourites from
but its still that tugs at my hearts strings
TNP thinks Mel Gibson shouldn't be allowed to direct any more films.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Yeah, I guess so.
TNP has someone else in mind who should be forbidden from directing any more movies.
Yep. The Coen Brothers Nah, they're OK, I guess. Maybe Eli Roth. I think he's about played out.
TNP sometimes indulges in embarrassing digressions.
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Not too often. I tend to be laconic.
TNP can describe himself or herself in three well-chosen adjectives.
Nah, I would use nouns.
TNP has no idea, really, how to describe themself.
False. But I don't want to brag.
Rube will now share the three nouns that describe so estimable a Mello'er.