False. I love both, but coffee is the staff of life.
TNP has eaten food from McDonald's in the past three months.
False. I love both, but coffee is the staff of life.
TNP has eaten food from McDonald's in the past three months.
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False, I think. I don't approve of going there but my husband and son love it, so once in a while I grudgingly give in. I don't remember doing so very recently, but maybe I'm just forgetting.
TNP has made pasta from scratch at least once.
False. Just not that good of a chef.
TNP likes Scarface.
I've never seen it, but it doesn't really sound like my kind of thing.
TNP likes Max Beerbohm.
Oh, THAT's who that guy is!
... Never heard of him
TNP watched Hatfields & McCoys on the History Channel.
Nope, only saw the ads. Was it any good?
TNP likes That's Entertainment!
I thought it was worth watching, for a story based entirely on drunk idiots shooting each other for no reason.
I do not care for That's Entertainment.
TNP owns Crocs.
Sure do! Three pairs of ballet Crocs that I wear all the time, and some fuck-me heels (who knew Crocs would make such a thing?) that I never do.
TNP has moved homes at least once in the past 5 years.
False. It's been almost six years, which I think is the longest I've gone without moving in my outdoor life.
TNP is still dealing with images of fuck-me Crocs.
True.
TNP can walk confidently in high heels.
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False, I have never worn high heels.
TNP has a favourite LBD
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
No, this is the only one I know of: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Beth_Din
TNP thinks I purposefully picked the wrong acronym.
True, though if you wear robes to court, the question was already answered.
TNP plans to cook food outdoors tomorrow.
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False. Tomorrow's just another day here, and I prefer food cooked in a kitchen anyway.
TNP has a favourite brand of pain reliever.
Well, I have a preferred OTC pain reliever (naproxen), and my favorite brand would be Kirkland (the Costco brand), I suppose, because it's cheap and comes in a huge bottle.
TNP always uses the same brand of laundry detergent.
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True - All Free & Clear is easy to find and comes in the convenient mini-bottles.
TNP is not focusing properly at work today.
True. I worked an 11 hour day yesterday, then had a little too much to drink afterwards. Today I am a little draggy.
TNP has set foot in a library in the past month.
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True if you count our Office library; false if you only count public libraries.
TNP currently has more than two dozen books loaded on some sort of electronic reading device.
False. I have none loaded at all, because I don't own a Kindle or its ilk.
TNP likes U.S. v. John Lennon.
Was not even aware of its existence.
TNP has the house where all the sleep-overs happen.
False. Not even when I was a kid ...
TNP spends more time daydreaming than is really appropriate.
False, only because I am the arbiter of what is or is not appropriate in my own head. I'm sure others might find it excessive.
TNP frequently has trouble falling asleep.
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Not too much anymore. Now it's usually waking up and having trouble getting back to sleep. I've had every possible kind of insomnia, sometimes on the same night.
TNP alway sleeps like a baby.
False. Lately I fall asleep pretty easily, but I wake up 2 or 3 times in the wee hours.
TNP would like to move to a different state.
Nope. I'm pretty happy right where I am.
TNP likes Victor/Victoria.
Never saw it!
TNP has had a pet die in their home.
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Yes, when I was a kid, our dog died in the basement overnight.
TNP likes Witness.
I loved it when it came out, but I saw it again a few years ago and it's not aged well. It has one of the worst examples of the spittle-flecked apoplectic rage episodes that are seemingly written into Ford's contract.
TNP has received a traffic ticket in the past three years.
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False, I've never had a traffic ticket.
TNP has ridden a bus in the last month.
True. Kid and I spend our weekends on public transit.
TNP can't understand how they can have 10 socks in the drawer, and no matching pairs.
False, I don't seem to lose socks in that way.
TNP has seen a tornado.
Not in person, no.
TNP likes both of The X-Files movies.
I only saw the first of the two, and I found it eh. But then again, I didn't know the series well enough for the movie to be a big payoff for me.
TNP would trade their natural hair color for another (not dyeing, but in the sense of hair now growing out naturally in a different color.)
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True. I have always wanted to be a redhead (to the point of making a variety of unsatisfying dye attempts).
TNP wears colored contact lenses.
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False. I worked for 1-800 CONTACTS for a few years, and have been in the ophthalmology industry pretty much ever since, and I have yet to see a pair of colored contact lenses that looked good on brown eyes. They're always obvious and usually garish. For people with dark eyes, the colored contact lens options range from "ghetto fabulous" to "ZOMG ALIEN."
TNP can see a clock right now, other than the one on his or her computer.
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Does the one on my phone next to the computer count?
TNP has bought one of those "As seen on TV" products.
True, I bought a George Foreman grill off TV way back in the 90s before they were even available in stores. That was a bachelor's best friend!
TNP has had more than 12 jobs in his or her lifetime.
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Easily.
TNP has an English word they can never pronounce properly.
Yes, but I can't tell you.
TNP likes Yojimbo.
Haven't seen it, so I guess "No".
TNP always wears a ring.
True, I have two rings I wear daily.
TNP owns chopsticks.
True; dozens of them, in fact. We have "nice" ones for company, and then a drawer full of disposable ones (in the crucial "now you can pick up anything!" red paper wrappers).
TNP owns more than one device for making coffee.
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Yeah, more than two, come to think of it.
TNP owns a proper teapot.
False. We're all about the electric kettle here.
TNP has a pack of gum right now.
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Nope. I rarely chew gum. Haven't bought any for myself in years and years.
TNP likes Zardoz.
False, it's a very dumb film.
TNP prefers tea to coffee?
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
False, but I will be on Sunday (a week on the beach in North Carolina).
TNP likes Adam Ant.
True, he was kind of funny and cool in the early 80's
TNP owns a portable games machine
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Technically true, as I play games on my iPhone, but that's it.
TNP has been to Africa.
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