Oh, so true.
TNP isn't wearing underwear. (Haven't done that one in years.)
Oh, so true.
TNP isn't wearing underwear. (Haven't done that one in years.)
Actually, I just took it off so that I could honestly answer "True."
TNP considers that TMI.
TMI, TMI, TMI, so true.
TNP is feeling slightly grossed out atm.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
False. My underwear is back on and I'm feelin' good.
TNP has heard a Simon & Garfunkel tune in the past 48 hours (I'm listening to "The Boxer" right now).
Nah, but wish I had.
TNP takes blood pressure medication.
No. My blood pressure has always been very low. When I was regularly donating blood for the Red Cross, the nurses would almost always mention it with eyebrows raised.
TNP can dramatically raise one eyebrow when necessary.
False, would love to be able to , but never mastered it.
TNP can do the Vulcan Hand thingy.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
No, hurts to even try.
TNP is considering a change of career.
Sure, why not. The current one's going nowhere.
TNP gets adequate amounts of sleep.
Sweet Jesus, no. I have no time, and when I do hit the hay, I sleep very poorly.
TNP has a favorite brand of BBQ sauce.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
No, the best stuff comes from a restaurant and I don't know how they make it.
TNP sometimes worries about what their Netflix queue says about their psyche.
False. I just wish I had more time to watch the 500-some flicks in our family's queue.
TNP has kept a Netflix movie far longer than he or she should, neither wholly willing to watch it or to send it back unwatched.
False. I monkey with my queue a lot to keep things I'm interested in at the top. If something shows up that I'm not too keen on, I have no problem just dumping it back in the box.
TNP has eaten a muffin in the last 24 hours.
No. I had a homemade chocolate chip muffin about 72 hours ago, though.
TNP is already ready for summer to be over.
False, false, false. I've got a lot of baseball games and soft ice cream to go through before summer's over.
TNP always wears a ring.
No. Need to get wedding ring resized.
TNP has eaten at a White Castle.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
True, although not recently. Krystal's is close but not quite the same.
TNP is experiencing bad weather.
Give me whiskey when I'm thirsty,Give me a cold beer when I'm dry, Give me root beer when I'm sickly, Give me a headstone when I die.
False, it's sunny and mild.
TNP has is wearing blue jeans.
Yes.
TNP puts salt on almost everything.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Literally false but spiritually true. I like salt a lot and would be glad to heavily salt most everything if I didn't think it might not be the best thing for my health.
TNP has never owned a pet fish.
True, although our boys have had some short-lived goldfish now and then.
TNP prefers cats to dogs.
Do I even have to answer that oneTrue, of course.
TNP prefers originals to remakes.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
False, I refuse to make a blanket judgement like that. Bogart's Maltese Falcon was a remake, after all.
TNP knows how to sew.
True, I guess. I can fix small tears along a seam and sew on Scouting patches, for instance. I'm not very good, though.
TNP hates pizza.
No! LOVE pizza.
TNP loves peanut butter.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Oh yes, I could probably live on the stuff if I had to.
TNP sunburns easily.
False, I tan quite nicely instead.
TNP daydreams on a daily basis.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Yeah, I guess, although as I grow older, it seems that even my daydreams are getting boring.
TNP gets distracted easily.
Generally false. I can concentrate pretty well. I'm more likely to procrastinate.
TNP likes Frank Sinatra's music.
True. He had a gorgeous voice, at least in his prime, and he knew how to use it.
TNP is hungry.
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False, breakfast wasn't that long ago.
TNP has been abroad this year.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
No matter how you define "abroad" the answer is a definite yes, as an American living in Indonesia who recently went to Singapore.
TNP drinks alcoholic beverages about 4-5 times/month.
True, I don't drink that often at all.
TNP loves them some crumpet.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Crumpets are OK, but I can't say I go out of my way for them.
TNP likes Eccles cakes.
Not a fan, no.Originally posted by Elendil's Heir
TNP uses body wash instead of soap in the shower.
False, I am a bar-soap user.
TNP uses a bath pouf instead of a washcloth.
False, I use a bar of (super basic olive oil) soap and my hands.
TNP uses a face wash distinct from whatever they use on their body.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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True, though it's not much of a wash. I use Noxzema, as it's the only thing that helps my dry skin.
TNP hates the taste of mint toothpaste.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
False; in typical developed country learned behavior, I associate "minty" with "clean."
TNP wears cologne or perfume more than half the time.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
find me at Goodreads
Yeah, I wear cologne most days, a holdover from an old girlfriend who really liked it.
TNP always carries a cigarette lighter.
Do not.
TNP has had their teeth whitened.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
God, no, it's all I can do to force myself to the dentist on a semi-regular basis.
TNP wants to just fast-forward to the weekend.
False. I'm taking the days as they come.
TNP is particularly glad to have this thread up and running again.
True; it is my magnum opus!
TNP does more than 25% of their web surfing from a phone.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
find me at Goodreads
False, but once I get the iPhone that I was promised on Father's Day...
TNP suffers from back spasms.
True, but only on rare occasions so far and owing to working in a bookstore in college. My back was perfect before all those damn books.
TNP knows what a dorodango is without looking it up.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
No. Having looked it up, I am still not sure I know what one is.
TNP has a nice camera.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
True. And right now my teenage son is filling its digital memory with pictures of our new puppy.
TNP has acquired a puppy or a kitten in the past year.
Yup. Cleo my daughter's kitten.
TNP has a Calvin and Hobbes compendium.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
False, although I always loved that comic strip.
TNP is seeing Harry Potter this weekend.
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