The next person to post in this thread...

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Yes, yes, I'd love to stop complainin', and fly like eagles out among the stars.

TNP has eaten raw meat.

[jali]

No. Unless we can count rare steak.

TNP has a piercing.

[Cluricaun]

Two in each ear, but I only wear one in each.

TNP still owns and uses a cassette player.

[jali]

Shut up!

TNP has a photo of a pet on their desk at work.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Nope, just family.

TNP grew up on a farm.

[Cluricaun]

No, but real close to one at the end of our street.

TNP decorates to the max for Christmas.

[OneCentStamp]

TNP decorates to the max for Christmas.

False; without my kids in the house, I do nothing. Humbug!


TNP has a drawer somewhere with one or more outdated cell phones collecting dust, because he/she can't bear to throw them away.

[SmartAleq]

True, but there are fewer of them than previously since I loan them out to my son who is the death of cellphones. He recently killed my old reliable Samsung flip phone by crushing it with a pallet jack.

TNP wears socks with sandals.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

God, no. (shudder)

TNP has had a bisexual experience.

[Batman]

Nope. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

TNP moves their lips when they think to themselves.

[jali]

How can you all see me? ::looks around fearfully::

TNP used lotion all over this morning.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Nah, can't say that I did.

TNP has never read "To Kill a Mockingbird", or seen the movie.

[OneCentStamp]

TNP has never read "To Kill a Mockingbird", or seen the movie.

False. Seen it, read it, loved it.



TNP subscribes to at least one print magazine.

[Cluricaun]

Several actually. GQ, Playboy, InFisherman, American Handgunner and Esquire.

TNP drinks a ton of milk.

[jali]

False. Hate it!

TNP has done the TV Guide crossword puzzle.

[featherlou]

False! I don't think I've ever bought a TV Guide.

The next poster thinks they could have wiped their bum a little better after their last poo.

[Total Ulla]

False

TNP has lied once when (s)he said "I love you too"

[Cluricaun]

Nope, never said it without meaning it. Even for sex, which surprises me too.

TNP has a song stuck in their head right now.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Yep, "Durham Town" by Roger Whittaker. Damned if I know where that came from.

TNP has no idea what Twittering is all about.

[Liberal]

Mostly true. The next poster knows the difference between chicken fried steak and country style steak.

[OneCentStamp]

Mostly true. The next poster knows the difference between chicken fried steak and country style steak.

Sure, cream gravy vs. brown gravy. Both are delicious, though.



TNP used to smoke (tobacco), but has quit.

[Total Ulla]

True

TNP forgot the name of (at least) one person (s)he had sex with

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Yeah, that's true.

TNP has at least one person they would kill if they were guaranteed they could get away with it.

[OneCentStamp]

TNP has at least one person they would kill if they were guaranteed they could get away with it.

True. Craven, anonymous, skulking murder FTW.



TNP has ridden in a helicopter.

[jali]

True. Once, between SF and Oakland Airports.

TNP would love to try Stand Up Comedy.

[OneCentStamp]

TNP would love to try Stand Up Comedy.

Absolutely. I'd love to see if I could make the jump from "guy who thinks of and says some funny stuff to his friends" to "person with the requisite timing and instincts to make a group of strangers laugh in unison."


TNP would like a nice, juicy steak tonight.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Yeah, I could handle that. Don't think I'll get it, though.

TNP has dated someone of a different race.

[OneCentStamp]

TNP has dated someone of a different race.

If you count me as "white," then yes, a few times. If you count me as "Asian," then yes, many times. If you count me as "half white half Asian," then yes, every damn time.



TNP owns more than ten pairs of shoes.

[jali]

And you know it!

TNP has been to a Disney Park without kids.

[OneCentStamp]

TNP has been to a Disney Park without kids.

Hell yes! About ten college buddies and me, Disneyland (the Anaheim original), New Year's Eve 1996-7. One of the most enjoyable nights of my life! The fireworks and confetti all happened at like 10:00PM, after which all the families with little kids pretty much split...leaving the entire park open until 3:00AM for all the high school and college revelers. It was a total blast.

TNP has killed an animal that he/she then ate.

[Cluricaun]

Many times.

TNP has ridden in a Ferrari or a Lamborghini.

[ivan astikov]

False - but I have been to score pot in a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow. (It was a mate's dad's, but its the experience that counts.)

TNP is not a big fan of any sport, and could happily live without the pages of reports in daily newspapers.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Well, I can't say I'd hugely miss most sports coverage, but I do like baseball, and my kid really likes to read the sports pages, so I guess false.

TNP could really use a drink right now.

[Cluricaun]

I'm your man, no matter what time it is.

TNP has ridden in a hot air balloon.

[jali]

Never. I'm a punk.

TNP is a great cook.

[ivan astikov]

False - I'd much rather let someone who knows what they are doing at it.

TNP has been to at least one gig this year.

[jali]

True. I saw the awesome Black Keys.
TNP will travel across an ocean this year.

[TheFlame]

I don't have any plans to at the time of posting.

TNP prefers shopping to ironing

[jali]

I literally quit ironing a few years ago. True.

TNP has a crush on someone on Domebo Boards.

[OneCentStamp]

TNP has a crush on someone on Domebo Boards.

Yes, but it's small and harmless.



TNP has ridden some form of public transit this year.

[criminey.jicket]

NOoooooooooo. [/nightmare]


I haven't ridden public transit since I left Calgary in 1990. I'd drive to a Park 'n Ride and hop the C-Train down to the Dome (the Saddledome, or whatever corporate moniker they've now smeared it with) for concerts and during Stampede. God, I miss Stampede.

The next poster has been in an aircraft flying in an inverted position.

[Cluricaun]

Thankfully no, I'm a bit of a nervous flyer as it is. Upside down would have me peeing my pants and spilling my drink at the same time.

TNP has a scar from being bitten by a dog.

[Vox Imperatoris]

False. I only have about two small scars.

TNP has never seen a member of The Beatles in person.

[Cluricaun]

Nope, I saw Ringo once from a distance at the opening of the Rock and Roll hall of fame. He was chatting with Mick and Keef. Later that day I passed myself off as a member of the press and got to shake James Brown's hand. It was a pretty cool day. James Brown looked like he was made of wax.

TNP has a container in the fridge right now that they do not know the contents of.

[ivan astikov]

False - there is nothing at risk of developing into a new life-form in my fridge.

TNP would rather have a wonderful career than a wonderful sex life.

[Badtz Maru]

False - there is nothing at risk of developing into a new life-form in my fridge.

TNP would rather have a wonderful career than a wonderful sex life.

True. Sex is overrated, and a job you enjoy going to is worth a lot (I miss those days).

TNP has masturbated in the last 24 hours.

[OneCentStamp]

TNP has masturbated in the last 24 hours.

False. Hell, not even in the last 24 days.


TNP has met another person from SDMB or DoMeBo in person (whether you knew them first IRL on online, doesn't matter).

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Yep, Northern Piper from the Dope and I used to work together, before the SDMB even existed.

TNP would rather drink Coke than beer.

[sublight]

TNP would rather drink Coke than beer.

False. Not even close.

TNP is posting from work.

[Total Ulla]

True - and now I feel kind of guilty...

TNP has flirted with a member of the same sex