Yes (not too spicy, mind - no vindaloo!). And I carry a bottle of Tabasco with me to spice up bland food.
TNP has been to India
Yes (not too spicy, mind - no vindaloo!). And I carry a bottle of Tabasco with me to spice up bland food.
TNP has been to India
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
False, although, if I had the money, I might've gone there with my band next year...
TNP can count to 10 in French.
Yep, I can do that.
TNP still has all their wisdom teeth.
True! I must have an unusually roomy jaw, as they aren't causing me any problems.
TNP has thrown up from too much candy.
False. Even as a kid, I would get just a little queasy and stop binging on candy before I actually reached the point of barfing.
TNP has emptied the dishwasher today.
False. I wash by hand.
TNP has trouble remembering the birthdays of loved ones.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
True. *ducks*
TNP enjoys a good cartoon (or even a bad one).
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
False!
(And if you believe that....)
TNP thought I was serious.
False, you freakin' fanboy.
TNP is going to wear a costume for Halloween.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
True.
TNP has choked on a pretzel.
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False, though I rarely eat pretzels
TNP drinks proper coffee instead of instant
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
Yes, yes, yes. (Although that new Starbucks VIA is surprisingly not awful)
TNP takes a blood pressure pill every morning.
Nope.
TNP worries about ear and nose hair.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
False. I am youngish and of the unhairy variety. We'll see in another thirty years, I guess.
TNP grits their teeth.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
No.
TNP has foot problems.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
I get tinea occasionally....
TNP can cross their eyes.
True. Ow.
TNP finds WWII movies dull.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
False. Though some are interesting only as historical artifacts.
TNP would love to see a dramatic film about Smedley Butler.
False. Dunno who the Smedmeister is.
TNP likes ginger.
True. Tasty, tasty ginger.
TNP knows what a Sarcotaces sp. is.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Not being a bathyspheric pathologist, I'd never even heard of the critters til you mentioned them.
TNP is afraid of raw fish sushi after seeing some of the parasites common to marine critters.
Yes. Yes I am.
TNP has a favorite beer.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
True. It's whatever Zuul will drink half of.
TNP has seen a play in a theater.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
True, many times.
TNP knows all of the words to at least one show tune.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
False. Not even close.
TNP can count to ten in German.
True. If I'm anxious or trying to make time pass, I'll count to one hundred in German.
TNP has eaten cat or dog food.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
True. My auntie made me when I was young. It was marinated in dog drool, too, which made it easier to chew.
TNP can poach eggs.
True. Mmmmm.. kibble.
True. But why would I want to?
TNP has made homemade pet food. (Dog stew, for example - unflavored stew made up for the dog.)
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False. I don't even cook for humans.
TNP regularly posts to Mello from work.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
True, since I mostly telecommute and there's no chance of anyone looking over my shoulder.
TNP has at least one zit, wart, birthmark, mole, freckle, or other unsightly spot on their skin that, in a perfect world, would go away.
True. I have several. The worst being a zit on my neck at the moment.
TNP can make a decent paper airplane.
That I can!
TNP can speak Irish!
False. I know some animal names and that's about it.
TNP has been to three different continents.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Unless Australia, New Zealand and New Caledonia count as 3 continents, then no.
TNP has seen rain recently.
Yes, it just rained here tonight. Very nice on a cool night.
TNP likes New Age music.
Not especially, but I can't say that I've heard a lot of it.
TNP has eaten an egg within the last week.
I've eaten many eggs with the last week. More tonight, too!
TNP can count to ten in Japanese.
False.
TNP is hungry.
False, but may be soon.
TNP has been abroad on holiday in the last year
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
False. The last year has involved a lot of travel, but it's all been within the US.
TNP has back problems.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Do I ever. Ouch.
TNP has yelled at somebody today.
Nope, all calm and rational at the mo.
TNP has tried typing in their password with the CAPS LOCK on.
In the land of the blind, the one-arm man is king.
True, but not often, fortunately.
TNP knows at least five different passwords by heart.
True! Good question.
TNP has parents who are still married, never divorced.
True - my dad died in 2008, but he and my mother were married for 53 years.
The next poster has never gotten a pedicure.
True. Just clip my own toenails.
TNP can touchtype pretty well.
In patches, yes...
TNP thinks frogs are cute.
True. They're awesome.
TNP has had the "pirates vs. ninjas" argument in meatspace.
So, I'll whisper in the dark, hoping you'll hear me.
True. With you!
TNP gets acid reflux from pizza.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
True. But I get acid reflux from everything.
TNP is attending some kind of religious service/ceremony this week.
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