False. Ten minutes of pelvic thrusts, and I had to call it a morning.
TNP doesn't currently own any of their high school yearbooks.
False. Ten minutes of pelvic thrusts, and I had to call it a morning.
TNP doesn't currently own any of their high school yearbooks.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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I think I have a couple in storage here somewhere.
TNP posts too much from work.
Well... since I don't hava a job right now, that would be a no.
TNP has watched a black & white movie this week.
True. But before you start thinking of me as all highbrow and cultured, it was not Casablanca or City Lights, but Clerks.
TNP wears their cell phone on a clip or holster, outside their pocket.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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False. I keep it in my purse. Let me go on record and say that I also use *gasp* a bluetooth from time to time when I use my cell phone. I know the hive mind here on the boards think that is the height of assholishness, but it's simply technology that makes our lives easier.
TNP flosses their teeth daily
I only think Bluetooth people are assholes if they're using it in a situation where it would be rude to be using a cell phone in the first place. Then the BT just adds that little oomph of self-important douchery to the existing rudeness. Otherwise, they're just technology: neither good nor evil. I own one and I use it on road trips all the time. Safer and more convenient.
True. I floss religiously.
TNP uses a separate conditioner in their hair.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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False. I keep my head shaved.
The next poster is sad and lonely.
"Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon." (Chesterton)
Lonely yes, a little bit. Sad, no, not really. Some parts of existence could stand improvement, but on the whole I'm good.
The next poster has had two ostensibly exclusive romantic relationships at the same time.
False. I'm a one-at-a-time girl.
TNP eats breakfast most of the time.
I skip breakfasts a few times per year, tops. I skipped yesterday because of a dentist appointment.
TNP has eaten bison (buffalo) meat.
False - I imagine it to be very chewy, like a cow that's been going down the gym might be if it was slaughtered and cooked.
TNP has slept in a waterbed.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
I've been in one, but I've never slept in one.
The next poster prefers Ang Lee's 2003 Hulk to Louis Leterrier's 2008 The Incredible Hulk.
I consider myself fortunate to have seen neither of them.
TNP has been to Mexico.
True, just the edges: Cancun, Cozumel, etc. Touristy Mexico. Not the real Mexico.
TNP hasn't initiated a phone call yet today.
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Of course not, I just got up.
The next poster recently received unexpected money.
True! I reported some jerk for dumping a bunch of stuff in the park and I got $500 for "Nail a Dumper" I had no idea I was going to get anything.
TNP has something fun planned for this weekend.
I'm going to go over to my parents and try to use my meagre knowledge of computers to fix up theirs, while fielding loads of questions I don't have answers to from my mom. Super fun!
TNP has had to deal with someone else cutting themselves lately.
False - moving on swiftly...
TNP has dived off the highest board in a swimming pool. Dived, not jumped.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Oh no. If I tried I would surely... suffer whatever fate befalls people who can't dive and try to dive off the highest board.
The next poster learned at least one of the following skills after the age of fifteen: swimming, bicycling, skating, skiing.
Nope, I learned to swim & bicycle early never COULD skate, and have never tried skiing.
TNP has never been on a horse.
False - I've also been thrown off one at a gallop*... but I still kept hold of the reins to stop it bolting into the road. Yay me!
TNP would do a base jump for a worthy cause.
* Okay, okay, I fell off. The horse swerving to avoid a crisp bag didn't help tho'.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
True. The Motor Neurone Disease Association.
TNP would happily be a colonist to Mars, knowing that they could never come home.
Anything is possible if you use enough lubricant.
False. I have too many people I love and would miss right here.
TNP has never fired a gun.
True! I am not a gun person.
TNP can still taste their dinner (urp )
False. All I taste is my morning tea.
TNP plays a FaceBook game/app daily.
(Mouse Hunt anyone?)
False, FB games are retarded.
TNP has had a warrant out for his/her arrest.
False. Never.
TNP has at least one person on their ignore list.
False - i rely on my trusty scroll-wheel.
TNP has never had so much as a warning off a mod, during their time on message boards.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
No, I've had my share. I am such a bully.
TNP has the day off (w00t).
At the time you posted this I was on vacation, so true. Right now? False, sadly.
TNP doesn't have any credit cards.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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False!
TNP drives an SUV.
False - I have an off-road pedal-bike tho'.
TNP has never been to the theatre to see a real live play.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
False ! I've even seen a musical on Broadway, that was somthing I thought I'd never get to do.
TNP owns some sort of furry pocket pet-hamster, gerbil, rat, mouse, etc.
False - what have people been telling you?
TNP has never dyed their hair.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
False! Gotta cover the gray.
TNP is excited that football season is starting!
True - my team whacked 5 past a shell-shocked Wigan.
TNP thinks riding pillion on a motorbike is 'exhilarating'.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
I have never ridden alone but I love riding with someone so I guess that'd be a yes.
TNP regularly eats at least one meal a week in front of their computer.
Heh... I'm lucky if there is one meal a day that isn't consumed one-handed while trying not to dribble or crumb onto my laptop.
TNP folds toilet paper prior to use as opposed to scrunching it into a random wad.
aka ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
"Follow your bliss." - Joseph Campbell
"There is no one right way to live." - Daniel Quinn (Ishmael)
False; I'm a wadder.
TNP has posted at the SnarkPit in the last seven days.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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False - i've made a couple of drive-by's, but not recently.
TNP never carries their ready cash in a pocket.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
That was my worst TNP evah! Can I do another?
TNP would try to trick their identical twin's partner into sex, if they were really, REALLY hawt.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
True! But I would be bracing for them to say something like, "<twin's name>, are you feeling OK? You were sure finished quickly tonight..."
TNP has used a pay phone recently.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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I think the last time I used a pay phone was about 8 years ago, to call a cab after my car got towed.
TNP has worked a lot of overtime lately.
I'm salaried. Does it count as overtime if you still get the same paycheck?
TNP has been in a courtroom in a capacity other than "defendant."
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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True. Witness.
TNP has painted toenails right now.
Damn, my secret is out! No, it's false really, but i know a man who did.
TNP could count their lovers( or sexual partners, for the less squeamish! on one hand.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
False. Almost, though. Alllllmost.
TNP been to a wedding this year.
False.
TNP has been banned from a messageboard 10 times or more.
I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not.
Or an "unconscious emission" - absolutely True, but not for a long while.
TNP has used the services of a psychiatrist or other form of 'mind doctor'.