Originally posted by OneCentStamp
True. I do not suffer from lip dryness frequently enough to need a steady supply of chapstick, thank Odin.
TNP has never gotten a Valentine's Day card.
Originally posted by OneCentStamp
True. I do not suffer from lip dryness frequently enough to need a steady supply of chapstick, thank Odin.
TNP has never gotten a Valentine's Day card.
"Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon." (Chesterton)
Besides the stuff you get in grade school, no. I’m vocally against cards being purchased for me because I feel guilty if I throw them away, but I’m not sentimental about them and don’t want the clutter. My fiancée however has kept ever single card I’ve ever given her for anything, and I buy her cards on a random basis at least once a month. I know, I’m a sucker.
TNP has owned a boat.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
False but I stole the same one 3 years in a row back in high school.
TNP is drunk right now.
Welcome to Mellophant.
We started with nothing and we still have most of it left.
False, but try me again in two hours.
TNP likes jerky.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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::sigh:: True. I haven't been eating meat for a few weeks now so I doubt I have it again, but I do like it.
TNP has to work at some point this weekend.
Nope, though I did just have to deal with a phone call from a semi-panicked coworker.
TNP really does instead on some drunkinationosity tonight.
Assuming that's an elaborate way of saying TNP plans to get drunk, no. I drink so little that my best friend was recnelty surprised tolearn that I'm not a teetotaler.Originally posted by Jeff
TNP sometimes fantasizes about either being Batgirl or doing her.
"Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon." (Chesterton)
No, not really. Now, *Batman*...
TNP is the last poster in this thread.
True - until someone replies to my TNP.
TNP has had a haircut they deeply regretted.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Oh God, have I ever.
TNP has gotten food from a food pantry before.
Basically true. My ex and I were on WIC for a couple of years.
TNP has a piercing that's currently closed up from not wearing anything in it for too long.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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The second set of holes in my ears are pretty closed, but I could still put new rings in if I wanted because they were punch holes and not just needle sticks.
TNP owns a pair of house shoes.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
I have no Chapstick, but I have wide variety of glosses and lipsticks and other magical substances in my extra bag.
TNP wishes he didn't party so much this weekend. (Based on his Monday morning hangover)
Uh... I guess I responded to the wrong post. (again)
Disregard. Will respond appropriately below.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
I have 3 pairs of brightly colored, very comfortable house shoes and I wear them in rotation.
TNP wishes he didn't party so much this weekend. (Based on his Monday morning hangover)
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
False. I partied Friday night so I was good by Monday.
TNP took part in ourDomebo Film Critic watching of "Heathers"
If not, join us sometime! You don't *have* to watch every film.
No, I didn't. I'm antisocial.
The next poster suffers from frequent nose bleeds.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Not anymore. I hate cocaine, I just like the way it smells.
TNP has been to a rodeo.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Hell yeah I have!
TNP has swam in both the Atlantic & the Pacific Oceans
Technically I haven't swam in the Atlantic, but I did wade around on the beach.
TNP has bought some new furniture lately.
Yeah, shelves, actually.
TNP is a male who prefers legs to breasts.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
No, I'm female. But I think my legs look sexier than my breasts, if that counts.
TNP has never taken a plane flight over 10 hours long.
True. My record is somewhere around three, three and a half.
The next poster owns a Slinky.
Sure I do, the full on old school metal kind. The sound it makes going back and forth between your hands is comforting.
TNP does not play golf.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
True. I've gone to a few driving ranges, but never played a real game of golf.
TNP owns a bowling ball.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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False. I did get one of my nicknames from a bowling ball once. When my friends and I used to bowl in college I used the kids 5 pound ball and no matter where we went, they were always orange. They called me Orange Thunder.
TNP still posts at the SDMB sometimes.
Actually, statistically-speaking I still post there as much as I ever did. Which is to say very little.
TNP has accidentally eaten something moldy lately.
False - I took a big glug of lumpy milk last week, tho'. Not advisable!
TNP has been on a fairground ride within the last year.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
False. It's been a couple years for me.
TNP has filled out a job application in the last week.
False; I haven't filled out a job application in over two years, thankfully.
TNP doesn't really like to drink the milk out of the bottom of the cereal bowl, but does it anyway because they feel guilty throwing it out.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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No way, that's the best part. Your thread about infused booze made me think that I'd love to do the same thing with a half gallon of milk and some Crunch Berries and make me some delicious milk just for drinking.
TNP watches VH1 reality shows.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Gawd no. I watch very little TV, particularly in the summer.
TNP doesn't wear jewelry or any sort (excepting maybe a wedding ring).
Totally true. Jewelry bothers me after I wear it for more than a day or two in a row. I can't even stand to wear a wristwatch; the advent of cell phones was great for me, because it's like a pocket watch.
TNP has seen one of their own x-rays.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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I could put on a power point presentation called: Skateboarding...Bad for the ankles.
TNP drinks directly out of containers in the fridge.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Very, very rarely, if ever. Strange, given that I'm a straight single man living alone, but there you go.
The next poster has had frostbite.
False, thankfully!
TNP owns a vehicle outright.
Nope, can't even drive.
TNP has an innie.
"At Pottery Barn, if you knock over a lamp, you have to glue it back together, even if when you're done it looks terrible and it doesn't work. Oh, and you have to stay in the store forever. Oh, and it's an exploding lamp. "
-Stephen Colbert
Yep! A very innie these days, since I could stand to lose a few pounds, but always an innie.
TNP has spoken to one of their parents in the last 48 hours.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Yeah, I talk to my mom a few times a week. I'm a momma's boy, plus I had to know when to pick her up from the airport.
TNP has done either cocaine or heroin before.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck no, I'm not touching that shit.
TNP has stolen from an employer.
True! I used to snatch pens and the occasional notepad back when I worked in offices when I was an undergrad. When I was a cocktail waitress I used to sweet talk the bartenders into giving me a free drink once or twice a night some nights.
TNP has ridden in an ambulance.
no, knock wood.
TNP has had their cat hork in a very bad place in the last week.
(Yes, this happened to me, why do you ask? In my purse, if you must know.)
False - but I'm sure I've just tempted fate.
TNP has something out of the ordinary lined up for tonight.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Kind of true. My friends and I did have some boating stuff lined up but it fell through. Next weekend!
TNP has a piece of exercise equipment at home (weight bench/treadmill/stair climber). Something more than a thighmaster, y'all.
Not a single bit of anything. I've tried working out at home it never works out (no pun intended).
TNP hasn't gone camping in years.
True... not since the mid-80's.
TNP played some sort of board game over the weekend.
Yes, a few actually: Carcassonne, Richochet Robots and Roborally.
The next poster either didn't know that Carcassonne was a board game or didn't know that it was a city in France.
Never heard of it before period.
TNP sang along to at least one song this morning on the way to work.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
I burned myself a 30-song best of Me First And The Gimme Gimmes for the drive to work. I was singing up a fucking storm.
TNP remembers what New Coke tasted like.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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I didn't even learn it had existed until it had been gone for ten years or more. I don't drink much soda.
The next poster thinks the taste difference between Coke and Pepsi is negligible or even undetectable.
False. Coke is nasty to me unless it's Cherry Coke.
TNP has put in at least 45 minutes of exercise today