The next person to post in this thread...

[OneCentStamp]

TNP hit "snooze" a couple of times this morning.

False, I never hit snooze. I set my alarm for when I really need to get up, and I get up when it goes off.



TNP plans to be living in a different city a year from today.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

False. I'm sick of moving.

TNP likes smoking cigars.

[OneCentStamp]

TNP likes smoking cigars.

I don't know! I've never had a real cigar; only those nasty flavored mini cigars. Which are gross unless you're really really drunk.



TNP likes Oreos.

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

False. Ew. I used to like them as a kid, though!

TNP hasn't eaten anything today.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

True, goin' on coffee. May grab a bite after my one o'clock meeting.

TNP has never toked up.

[OneCentStamp]

False, I've smoked some in my day. Not in a few years, though. I realized that I don't need any extra encouragement to sit on the couch, eat nachos, and giggle at Spongebob.




TNP has ridden on an animal other than a horse.

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

True! I had this boyfriend once, he was kind of an animal. Seriously though, I rode a camel once!

TNP hasn't spent any money today.

[The Logos]

True! Not too uncommon for me, however, as I rarely spend money before the middle to late part of the afternoon.

TNP, whether under duress or not, would admit to being at least a little bit voyeuristic.

ETA: The answer before me was kinda hot...

[OneCentStamp]

(yeah, Princess Bitchcakes up there has been livening things up here for a while now...)

True. I have a voyeuristic impulse.




TNP never liked Seinfeld very much.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Maybe a little strong, but pretty true. It could be quite funny, but over-all, I thought that if I wanted to watch a bunch of jerks hang out, I'd spend more time with my wife's friends.

TNP has watched other people have sex. (IRL, not porn).

[OneCentStamp]

Watching over people? I mean, I wasn't their sherpa or their performance coach or anything, but yes, I've been in the same room. :smile:




TNP has seen the new X-Men movie.

[Rabid Renaissance]

I haven't seen it yet, but I want to.

TNP rode their bike to work today.

[OneCentStamp]

False. At 30 miles, it would be impractical. (Also I don't have a bike.) I take the bus as far as it will take me, then walk the remaining 1.2 miles to the office.




TNP likes to ski and/or snowboard.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Nah, I like to stay warm to the extent possible.

TNP would carry a concealed handgun if it was legal in their jurisdiction.

[Harlequin]

False. Born and bred in Sweden, the idea of carrying a gun, concealed or otherwise, is decidedly foreign to me.

The next poster prefers watching films in the comfort of his own home to going to the cinema.

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Absolutely true. I'm fidgety and like to be able to pause. I hate sitting still long enough to watch a movie.

TNP uses sunscreen pretty much every day.

[The Logos]

False. I'm still peeling, in fact, from my trip to the beach nine days ago. Maybe I've finally learned my lesson...

TNP is an insomniac.

[OneCentStamp]

False, I sleep fine unless I'm hurt, sick or really stressed.




TNP takes a multivitamin or other nutritional supplement on a daily basis.

[Vox Imperatoris]

False.

TNP doesn't understand the Twitter obsession.

[PapSett]

TRUE. I'm not even sure what it is.

TNP owns a betta fish.

[Hatshepsut]

Nope, just discus and a couple of cleaner fish.

TNP has read all 620 posts in this thread.

[Butterscotch]

Nope! Just a couple of pages.

TNP hangs their socks to dry in pairs.

[Harlequin]

False. I tumble dry everything that can be tumble dried, and generally avoid to wear things that can't.

The next poster doesn't trust internet banking.

[OneCentStamp]

False, I love it. I haven't owned a paper checkbook in probably five years.





TNP has used the services of a tanning salon.

[PapSett]

False. Never been to one.

TNP has driven at speeds over 100 MPH.

[Harlequin]

If not, I've been close.

The next poster doesn't post from home right now.

[OneCentStamp]

The next poster doesn't post from home right now.

False; while I happen to be at work right now, I do post from home in the evening and on the weekend.




TNP has attended a funeral in the past 12 months.

[Rabid Renaissance]

No, but there were a few I would have liked to attend if I'd been able to get the time off for travel.

TNP passionately follows the advice to never stick anything in your ear smaller than your elbow.

[criminey.jicket]

What's that? I can't hear you with this Q-Tip tickling my stirrups.

TNP has a plan with a goal to work their dream job.

[Harlequin]

Sort of, if "write write write until I write something really good and get published" counts as a plan.

The next poster still has a VHS collection.

[OneCentStamp]

The next poster still has a VHS collection.

False; I barely even have a DVD collection anymore.






TNP likes Red Bull.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

False. I don't dislike it, either, I've just never felt any inclination to try it.

TNP has no idea what's going on on American Idol

[OneCentStamp]

TNP has no idea what's going on on American Idol

True. I can maybe name you the first three or four winners (Kelly, Clay, Fantasia...premature gray dude...Taylor?), and I own William Hung's debut CD, but I really have no idea what's going on. I don't even watch the intentionally horrible opening rounds.




TNP is a regifter, and will even keep desirable-but-undesired gifts in the original packaging for that purpose.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Nah, never crosses my mind.

TNP is trying to figure out how to finesse Mother's Day.

[OneCentStamp]

Finesse? I'm dreading it. I've got my own mom; my ex, who is the mother of my kids; and my fiancee, who is a mother as well. *curls up in fetal position*



TNP has an analog clock in his or her home.

[Vox Imperatoris]

True. A semi-grandfather clock that hangs on the wall. We always forget to wind it, though.

TNP loves the new chat feature.

[Harlequin]

Haven't used it yet.

The next poster feels proud that he or she has come a long way from humble beginnings.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Well, I've done all right, but my beginnings weren't as humble as all that. I think if there were a heaven, my grandfather could be proud seeming how much better it was possible for people like us to do in a few generations.

TNP has used the services of a prostitute.

[The Logos]

Damn, what a question. Answer's no, by the way. Though I have thought about it, just not seriously (as in, what if I was outside of Vegas and...)

Following TPBM's lead, TNP has had at least one same-sex encounter. (If true, don't forget to post details, please.)

[Rabid Renaissance]

Um....yeah, at least one. But I've given up sharing entertaining stories of my past exploits for Lesbian Lent.

TNP got convinced to watch 2 girls and a cup having no idea what it was.

[Vox Imperatoris]

False. I know what it is, but I have never seen it.

TNP hates horror movies.

[Harlequin]

False. I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

The next poster finds himself having no strong feelings one way or the other about more and more things the older he gets.

[yawndave]

Don't care about getting older as long as there's no pain involved.

TNP is an "early to bed, early to rise" type.

[Oliveloaf]

I guess that's true.

Not unrelated, the next poster can pretty much fart at will.

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Good lawd no. Ew.

TNP has been robbed before.

[Rabid Renaissance]

Mother fuckers broke in 4 times in the same week. My experiences at that house and with the Atlanta PD will probably my last involvement in the phenomenon of Gay Ghetto Gentrification, at least anywhere in Georgia.

TNP can make a fire with flint and steel.

[Butterscotch]

I've never tried. I was a Girl Guide for a short while but always carried matches.

TNP has had a near death experience.

[OneCentStamp]

False. I've never been seriously ill, and in the handful of car wrecks I've been in, there was never even an instant of doubt of my survival. I've been incredibly fortunate. *knocks on wood*




TNP has a special folder on his/her hard drive for porn. (Bonus points if it's named anything other than "porn.")

[The Logos]

Um, well, I don't have a special folder, the files are still sitting in Downloads. Actually, most of my porn is kept on tumbdrives and floppies.

TNP thinks the world would be a better place if Dick Cheney became the recipient of a lobotomy.

[OneCentStamp]

TNP thinks the world would be a better place if Dick Cheney became the recipient of a lobotomy.

If your pron was any good, they wouldn't be **floppies**, now would they?

False; a lobotomy would just make him into George W. Bush.




TNP owns a working record player.