The next person to post in this thread...

[ivan astikov]

Not that I can think of.

So your cars never had a steering wheel?! :smile:

The next poster prefers winter to summer.

True...er...False...umm... remind me what a "summer" is again?

TNP has a tattoo where it can't usually be seen.

[jali]

True. I hate snow, but I like cooler weather.

TNP is a Sci-Fi fanatic.

[featherlou]

It's true - I read sic-fi almost exclusively, and I read a lot. Well, I used to read a lot. Now I have the internet.

The next poster has accidentally burned down something they didn't mean to.

[OneCentStamp]

The next poster has accidentally burned down something they didn't mean to.

True. Freshman year in college, I tossed burning textboks out the 5th floor window of my dorm. They set the dry grass of the quad on fire - a fire which spread rather quickly but died when it reached the concrete sidewalks, thus preventing any further property damage.



TNP has had a relationship with someone they met on a dating website.

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Nope, I've never done any online dating.

TNP has today off work.

[Harlequin]

I wish. Really.

The next poster has seen a platonic friend of the opposite sex naked.

[ivan astikov]

* Ahem! * Excuse me Ms Jali, but have my posts turned invisible, ya snob?


( Or did you just not want to confess about your embarrassing tattoo? )

[OneCentStamp]

The next poster has seen a platonic friend of the opposite sex naked.

I'd feel cool if I could say "true," but unfortunately, penis has ensued every time.




TNP has been hot tubbing naked with more than one other person at once.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

I wish. Really.

TNP has a tattoo where it usually can't be seen.

[jali]

* Ahem! * Excuse me Ms Jali, but have my posts turned invisible, ya snob?


( Or did you just not want to confess about your embarrassing tattoo? )

I apologize honey bunny astikov!

I have no tatoos since I have trouble giving blood or getting shots. No way I could sit still for that kind of pain.


TNP has had to apologize to someone in the last week

[featherlou]

It's true - I had to apologize to my sister for being wishy-washy over our plans to go to the Comic Expo this weekend. We're not usually like that - just a series of stuff conspiring to end up that way, I guess.

The next poster is missing a limb or piece of a limb.

[OneCentStamp]

The next poster is missing a limb or piece of a limb.

If I were missing part of my dick, that would explain a lot, but I'm afraid not.





TNP has at least one complete false tooth (not just a filling or crown).

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Not yet, just a crown to this point.

TNP is colour-blind.

[Harlequin]

The next poster is missing a limb or piece of a limb.

If I were missing part of my dick, that would explain a lot, but I'm afraid not.

What would it explain, exactly?

[OneCentStamp]

The next poster is missing a limb or piece of a limb.

If I were missing part of my dick, that would explain a lot, but I'm afraid not.

What would it explain, exactly?

Size. It would just be nice if I could explain to girls, "Yeah, I lost three inches to frostbite, peeing off the side of the highway on a road trip in North Dakota." As it is, what I got is just what I was born with.

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Back on track...

Not yet, just a crown to this point.

TNP is colour-blind.

False.

TNP uses eye shades to sleep. (I do!)


Huh, images are turned off?

[OneCentStamp]

[quote=Sleeps w/Butterflies]Back on track...

Not yet, just a crown to this point.

TNP is colour-blind.

False.

TNP uses eye shades to sleep. (I do!)


Huh, images are turned off?[/quote:2xnme0a3](Images are turned off everywhere except the Dark Room, Bitchcakes.) :smile:


False. Sleeping, my eyes are as naked as the rest of me.



TNP is going to yaaaaaaawn when he/she reads this.

[Harlequin]

I did. It's midnight here, OK?

The next poster thinks Atkins is a bunch of crap.

[criminey.jicket]

I've lost over 30 pounds on Atkins (and 4 days a week at Curves) but it's a difficult diet to maintain long term. Some dieters seem to think it's a bacon free-for-all. Which it isn't, if they'd read the book.



TNP has stepped on an upturned nail and ...

[Vox Imperatoris]

False. I've never been injured near that badly; I burned myself a little on an iron one time and accidentally stabbed my palm at the base of my thumb with a small modeling knife, but that's about it.

TNP is married to the only person he or she has had sex with.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Nope. 'Nuff said.

TNP regularly buys lottery tickets.

[featherlou]

I've lost over 30 pounds on Atkins (and 4 days a week at Curves) but it's a difficult diet to maintain long term. Some dieters seem to think it's a bacon free-for-all. <snip>

Dammit. {scratches Atkins diet off list}

I don't buy lottery tickets at all, but my husband does if the total is over some magic number ($5 million, I think).

The next poster has voted for a write-in candidate.

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Yep, I have! I finally got to say yes!

TNP has laundry in the dryer that needs folded.



Also:

False. Sleeping, my eyes are as naked as the rest of me.

YaY for naked sleeping. I cover my eyes to get deeper sleep, but wearing clothing to bed drives me NUTSO.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Yep, I have! I finally got to say yes!

TNP has laundry in the dryer that needs folded.

Checking laundry room next to computer room....yep.

TNP is trying to figure out why there's a flu epidemic going on in April.

[yawndave]

Well, I'm curious, but not "wondering why" in the sense of "Oh God, why is this happening now?"

TNP need to do laundry pretty soon.

[Oliveloaf]

Not so much.

The next person to post is working on their abs.

[Harlequin]

I do a situp or two, but I'll never go the no-fat-for-a-year route necessary to get maximum visual appeal out of them.

The next poster usually gives something up for Lent.

[Vox Imperatoris]

False. Never.

TNP was raised going to church regularly.

[Jeff]

False. Religion has never been a part of my life.

TNP really felt like having a couple drinks to unwind after work today.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

True, but I stopped at one beer.

TNP doesn't own a DVD player.

[jali]

True. I use my PS2.

TNP took a vitamin this morning.

[Harlequin]

False. Do you think I should have?

The next poster has never seen an episode of House.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

True. Might have seen a couple minutes channel flipping, but that's it.

TNP is tired of just about everything right now.

[Jeff]

True. But only because I've gotten about 3.5 restless hours pf sleep and must head off to an extremely early and busy day at work.

TNP has also had less than 4 hours sleep today.

[Harlequin]

No, I'm sitting pretty at about four and a half.

The next poster really should drink more water during the day.

[OneCentStamp]

The next poster really should drink more water during the day.

False; I'm actually pretty good about drinking water. I have a half-liter bottle that I fill up typically three times in a work day. (Then I go home and drink beer all night!)




TNP is wearing more than two pieces of jewelry.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Nope, just my wedding ring and a chain my wife gave me years ago.

TNP has never gone fishing.

[OneCentStamp]

TNP has never gone fishing.

False, but would have been true if you'd added "in the last 20 years."



TNP has ridden in a propeller-driven aircraft.

[Harlequin]

Yep. Helicopters count, right?

The next poster hasn't been in a physical fight for over ten years.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

No, thank God, unless you count trying to control my kid, or teaching him some boxing moves.

TNP has a few words that they spell wrong every single time.

[Murphy]

(Knot me, I spells good) TNP to post herein has been pissed at a {board name deleted} mod before.

[OneCentStamp]

(Knot me, I spells good) TNP to post herein has been pissed at a {board name deleted} mod before.

False, I don't think I was ever even warned in over 7500 posts at the Old Board, and I'm well on my way to doing the same here. I just don't set up camp anywhere near the boundaries of message board decency.


TNP has consumed ground beef in the past 72 hours.

[jali]

No. I had ground turkey.

TNP has a friend who is getting on their nerves.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Nah. My enemies, on the other hand....

TNP often notices patterns other people miss.

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

Kind of true, although not really "patterns" per se. I notice things about people that could be medical issues. Occupational hazard.

TNP has a favorite font. (what is it?)

[OneCentStamp]

TNP has a favorite font. (what is it?)

Tahoma. Not sexy, but gets the job done.




TNP loves to be barefoot.

[Rube E. Tewesday]

Not me, I like something on my feet.

TNP thinks everything is better if it has a girl-girl scene.

[Sleeps w/Butterflies]

False. Bo-ring.

TNP was watched a baseball game within the last week.

[criminey.jicket]

False. Bo-ring.

The next poster haaaaaates the taste of ketchup.

[yawndave]

No, I require ketchup on my freedom fries.

TNP loves long walks on the beach at sunset.