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    Not too many colleagues, as such, but I had lunch last week with a very cute acquaintance who's in the same profession as me.

    TNP has a cousin named Berend (as I do).

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    Not at all. All of my cousins have Anglo first names or some creative variants in the Afro-American custom. Anyway, aren't you supposed to be married with children? Stop perving on your "acquaintances."! Zipper up!

    TNP is probably not going to stop enjoying the company of the desired sex. Whatever it may be. In my case, I wouldn't enjoy life too much without talking to women, and looking at them, and thinking about them. That may make me a pervert, but at least I'm honest about it.

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    Definitely. Yes, I am happily married with children, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate female beauty/charm when I see it. "Look, don't touch" is the rule.

    TNP has not written "Zipper up!" before now.

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    Very true. The mello inspires me!

    TNP generally enjoys life -- with all the extra-curriculars.

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    Definitely. I'm a very fortunate guy, all in all.

    TNP has been to at least five foreign countries.

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    Not sure. Yeah, probably. I suppose Canada and Mexico can be included on the list.

    TNP speaks a foreign language well.

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    No. I took four years of high school Spanish, hated every minute of it, and by now have forgotten most of it. If you parachuted me into the middle of Madrid, I might be able to get to the U.S. Embassy, but no promises.

    TNP has been inside an embassy.

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    Yeah, I guess. A consulate might be technically an "embassy," in the sense of being sovereign territory. Not really sure

    TNP should learn more Spanish, just for fun and games.

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    I suppose I should, but it's a verrrrrrrrrry low priority for me right now.

    TNP has begun spring cleaning.

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    No, but I should. There's a horrible stench of rotting garlic and beans in my kitchen -- I should at least take the trash out before the skateboarder asshole neighbors fill up the dumpster with their stupid crap.

    TNP hates renter neighbors.

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    Nah, it all just depends on the folks.

    TNP has neighbours who sunbathe in bikinis.

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    No, I don't think I ever have.

    TNP knows a girl who looks great in a bikini.

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    I know some I'd like to see in a bikini. Other than that, past tense only.

    TNP has been to a wet t-shirt contest.

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    No, I never have! Seen 'em on TV news, though.

    TNP has been interviewed for TV news.

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    Hell no. Oh wait, you probably meant for a good reason, not in cuffs outside a courthouse. That neither.

    TNP has never had a partner who farted (audibly) during sex.

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    False. It happened once.

    TNP avoids certain foods because of the greater risk of farts.

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    Yeah, I have to cut down on beans if I'm not used to eating a lot of them. It gets to be annoying to me, rather than funny, to be lying in bed late at night constantly farting. Perhaps there's a woman out there for me, though -- I could use her face as a filter.

    TNP is having a hard time getting motivated today.

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    Yeah, kinda, but I got some good stuff done anyway. Got a meeting early tonight, and then an awards ceremony at my son's high school (we think he might be getting something).

    TNP got a high school (or equivalent) award.

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    Prior to that, yeah. In HS? I was class president in high school, which is kind of an award, I guess, for being awesome. It was just I made the crowd laugh with a funny speech. Some achievements, sure, but I didn't enter contests or anything. No, I was a slacker in high school, just waiting to get out into the big world.

    TNP is not a big fan of meetings/gatherings later in the day. Not at his or her best during them.
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    Generally true, but sometimes they're unavoidable.

    TNP has an evening meeting scheduled in the next week.

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    Yeah, I guess tomorrow's seminar could count as a meeting. Despite there being an exam, it being late, I'll probably show up half-drunk or tired beyond belief. I'm offended!

    TNP has heard one half (or whatever) of a completely idiotic phone conversation today.

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    No, but I couldn't help glancing at a woman's texting as she sat right beside me in a concert hall.

    TNP has been to a live concert in the last week.

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    Nah, no in the past month.

    TNP has an odd hobby.

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    Hmmm. No, I don't think so. Unless juggling stoats counts.

    TNP has juggled stoats.

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    What is a stoat? I can juggle tennis balls, I can "juggle" a soccer ball on my feet. Not sure about stoats.

    TNP is looking forward to the weekend.

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    Yeah TGIF. Did a poor showing at my exam this PM, but had some amusing conversations on public transpo this PM.

    I think these may not be mosquitos but "mosquito hawks" that are plaguing me.

    TNP shared a bottle of booze with a hobo today.

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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    What is a stoat? I can juggle tennis balls, I can "juggle" a soccer ball on my feet. Not sure about stoats....
    There's this crazy thing the kids these days are calling "Wikipedia": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoat

    In play:

    I've shared bottles of booze before, one glass at a time, but never with a hobo.

    TNP dressed as a hobo for Halloween at least once.

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    Yeah, I think when I was about four or five. Had a plastic cigar and everything.

    TNP has half a mind to go tussle with these hooligans making all kinds of noise with aluminum baseball bats over here. Would probably end poorly for he or she, so thinks better of it. Fucking punks. ETA "glass"? Wow, you have some classy hobos out east! I was just talking about straight out of the jug!
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    Quote Originally posted by Elendil's Heir View post
    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    What is a stoat? I can juggle tennis balls, I can "juggle" a soccer ball on my feet. Not sure about stoats....
    There's this crazy thing the kids these days are calling "Wikipedia": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoat
    There's this other crazy thing of being priggish too, I see. Sorry to have troubled you.

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    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    Quote Originally posted by Elendil's Heir View post
    Quote Originally posted by spitz View post
    What is a stoat? I can juggle tennis balls, I can "juggle" a soccer ball on my feet. Not sure about stoats....
    There's this crazy thing the kids these days are calling "Wikipedia": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stoat
    There's this other crazy thing of being priggish too, I see. Sorry to have troubled you.
    Nicely done.

    Seriously: EH is awesome, but he IS a giant fruit.

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    Haha, he's alright, he's cool. We all have our moments.

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    EH has a moment of being a giant weener.

    He likes Hugh Grant.

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    Haha I had to laugh. Elendil's Giant Weener haha.

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    OK I'm assuming TNP is "Who is a giant puss"? To which I can answer "Not me! Because the Jewish grad student chose to sit in front of me today, and she doesn't look all that fugly close up, and she must be warm for my form if she chose that seat on purpose."

    TNP thinks sexing > socializing.

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    Actually she looks great to me -- big brown eyes, plenty smart, blouse full of goodies.

    I'm not sure what else.

    TNP is going to try to get some strange this week.

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    I'm so glad I deleted my other comments The bigger the *&%ter.

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    But back on topic: yes, I did enjoy my day today.

    TNP is really going to make an effort in the future to get to know those kind of appealing people in the near future. Probably a good idea

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    No, probably not. I'm quite busy being priggish, y'know.

    TNP will be traveling out of town this weekend.

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    No, not going anywhere.

    TNP forgot it was a Holiday weekend in the states. And TNP should have made some moves on a girl before it was too late.

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    I meant to keep track of this American holiday, but was distracted by my friend Google.

    TNP uses a search engine other than Google.
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    Yeah, I use "bing" all the time.

    TNP's heart almost aches, though, for not having picked up this woman. I mean, we're in the same small logic seminar, and she obviously knows me, and we're probably pretty close in age. Dammit. Who knows what we could have done for each other, taken slow and having some good conversations? People are big babies, me included. Could have made a nice friend. Instead, I just am friends with all the male autistics.

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    Imma vote your little kvetch is true. Have a go, you mug.


    TNP likes Guinness.

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    And TNP is not that keen on having a bunch of male friends -- yes, I like friends, but being close friends with women is somehow better. You get a different perspective. Of course, you can't really punch them in the face trying out boxing moves, or knee them in the crotch over beers, and you have to make sure they aren't menstruating when in bear country, but a good woman > a good buddy any day.

    eta: Yeah, I'd never turn down a Guinness.

    TNP likes Irish expatriate bars/pubs
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    ETA true. Good thing about expat pubs is they're dark and quiet, usually. Uh oh. I think you made EH go away and cry, spitzer. Apologize, young man!

    TNP had too much to drink yesterday. But will soon make up for it today with internet porn and more booze.
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    Dark, quiet, and moist. We're talking about Irish bars, after all.

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    Nah, can't remember the last time I drank too much. Funny, it used to be kind of a hobby.

    TNP likes whiskey. A lot.

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    (EH is a big boy, Jizz. I think he'll pull through).

    I used to slug (cheap) whiskey straight from the bottle. Now I enjoy the odd glass of good whiskey with a nice meal.

    TNP has listened to a BB King song recently.

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    Sure. "Thrill is gone" (the studio version). How very mature of you, spitz! Drinking responsibly is a must! Not.

    TNP thinks "take no prisoners" is a pretty good motto.

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    No, it's kind of weak.

    TNP often rolls his or eye eyes or raises an eyebrow when sitting perfectly alone. His or her face is probably going to get stuck in one of those poses.

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    No, when I'm alone my expression is almost always neutral.

    (And yes, I'm fine, thanks. Been traveling and didn't get to a computer today until just now).

    TNP has been to Boston in the past year.

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