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    No. I have never been to Las Vegas, nor any place in Nevada, but I am predisposed to hate everything about that town. I don't feel an urge to rassle alligators either, but I just don't need to have the experience to know it's not for me.

    TNP is pretty well resigned to accepting a serious injury and its accompanying symptoms as just the way it's going to be. Like having a pronounced limp when walking, or that kind of thing.

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    No, not if there's a good chance drugs, surgery or physical therapy can make me better.

    TNP has been in a hospital in the past month.

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    Nope, thank goodness.

    TNP hasn't taken a sick day in the past year.

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    That is so false. I take sick time off if I feel like pounding off in the car an hour early before work ends.

    TNP should really not be drunk-texting his or her romantic interests like a jerk-off.

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    I haven't, I don't, and I won't.

    TNP likes writing haiku.

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    Not really. For at least a year or more, I was super into a form of poetry called the ghazal — it's not quite as strict as the haiku, but there are certain conventions, and I like to think I got pretty good at them.

    TNP is very familiar with various types of sonnets, but is not interested in writing them, nor has done so ever.

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    Kind of familiar, and not nearly talented enough to write one. Haiku or simple rhyming verse are about my limit.

    TNP has a favorite Shakespeare sonnet.

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    Nope. Sorry, Shakespeare just isn't one of my homies.

    TNP can think of something more inappropriate to say after performing oral pleasure on a woman than "MMMMMMM!!!!!! That IS a tasty burger!" Has to be something he or she could say IRL, just for laughs, and damned the consequences. And will say what that is, if applicable.
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    Of course there's an apropos Archer quotation:

    "Ew. It tastes even worse than it looks."
    "If I had a dime for every time a guy said that... I'd have eighty cents!"

    TNP wishes he or she hadn't read that.

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    Yes, to my "clever" comment, I regret writing it down. No to the Archer quotes: that's pretty funny stuff.

    TNP thinks last impressions are even more important than first impressions when embarking on a personal relationship adventure fun time.

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    About equally important, I'd say, so no.

    TNP has bought a new pair of shoes recently.

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    That's a negative colonel.

    TNP rotates which shoes he or she wears. For, reasons.

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    No, I kind of stick to my comfortable walking shoes that keep my feed from being in debilitating pain.

    TNP had a pretty good Father's Day.

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    Yes, I did. Church, photos with my sons (a tradition for FD) and a party for some friends who are moving away.

    TNP is reading a good book these days.

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    Sure. The Liber Psalmorum is very juicy.

    TNP has had someone unknown to him or her call him or her a "jerk" recently. Details requested but not required.

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    Someone might've thought it, but no one's said it, fortunately.

    TNP is on jury duty this week, just like me.

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    Ha. No, I don't even think the county knows I exist. Yes, of course I would serve, as obligated, but I haven't received a summons (for that reason) in my life. Well, I might have, but it's probable I either didn't care or did and discarded the document. Yeah, well, it's a good thing I've matured a good bit.

    ETA Wait just a damned minute: they're going to have a fucking judge be on the jury? That fucking shit I'd like to see videotaped in voir-dire or whatever.

    TNP had recent reason to reeaximine an artist's recorded œuvre recently — for example, that of Oscar Peterson — and was extremely surprised by some nuances.

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