The A to Z of Bad Habits

**Elendil's Heir** · 08 Jul 2014 01:25 PM

Giving the hitchhiker a ride to the middle of a cornfield in a Minnesota snowstorm, and no further.

**Jizzelbin** · 08 Jul 2014 01:43 PM

Having a really ugly baby.

**Trojan Man** · 08 Jul 2014 02:22 PM

Ingesting earwax. In public.

**Elendil's Heir** · 08 Jul 2014 10:48 PM

Jesting with a man about getting a beer later, while the hangman puts a noose around his neck.

**Trojan Man** · 08 Jul 2014 11:47 PM

Kissing diseased monkeys.

**Elendil's Heir** · 09 Jul 2014 11:23 AM

Laughing as you ignore those pesky "BRIDGE OUT" signs and floor it.

**Trojan Man** · 09 Jul 2014 01:45 PM

Mimicking everything a person does, for several weeks.

**Elendil's Heir** · 10 Jul 2014 09:28 PM

Never refilling the ice trays.

**Trojan Man** · 10 Jul 2014 11:18 PM

Owing money.

**What Exit?** · 11 Jul 2014 03:55 PM

Paying by check (and not getting the checkbook out until after the entire order was wrung up)

**Trojan Man** · 11 Jul 2014 04:13 PM

Quickly running away from a restaurant after a meal without paying.

**Jizzelbin** · 11 Jul 2014 05:05 PM

Rivalling yobs in enthusiasm for soccah

**Trojan Man** · 11 Jul 2014 08:20 PM

Screwing up the formatting

**Jizzelbin** · 11 Jul 2014 08:26 PM

Tits deep in the yobbery. Zede.

**Trojan Man** · 11 Jul 2014 09:17 PM

U make no sense.

**Jizzelbin** · 11 Jul 2014 09:49 PM

Very much not understanding how much ridiculousness to go through to find a doctor of psychology who isn't a retard to pencil US people in under my new health insurance. Better to go full Lacanian. At least they are real doctors, even if they are fucking insane idealogue fanatics.

Why spitz, why?! Don't taunt the jizzelbin! Fine, at least I'm happy, you get an x (as in x-ray!) -- speaking of which why is every secretary/phone person put in the five minutes to learn alphabravacharliedeltaechofoxtrotgolfhotelindiakil oetc? Are they hard of knowing?

**Elendil's Heir** · 11 Jul 2014 10:48 PM

Xenomorphs smuggled through Earth Customs because the Company wants to make billions.

**Jizzelbin** · 11 Jul 2014 11:10 PM

Zebras emulated Balthasar the donkey in praise of the magnanimity of strangers only to smile because of Schadenfreude or whatever.

**Elendil's Heir** · 12 Jul 2014 10:53 AM

Always taking the last piece of candy from a crying child.

**Jizzelbin** · 12 Jul 2014 11:14 AM

Beating the brat with a baseball bat. While excising y.

**Trojan Man** · 12 Jul 2014 04:34 PM

Circumcising without permission.

**Elendil's Heir** · 12 Jul 2014 06:33 PM

Daring a pregnant woman to jump from the high dive into a shallow pool.

**Jizzelbin** · 12 Jul 2014 07:20 PM

Excising babby from her womb. Top that.

**Elendil's Heir** · 13 Jul 2014 10:59 AM

Finishing off babby with knife, fork and A-1 Sauce before her very eyes.

**Trojan Man** · 14 Jul 2014 02:22 AM

Gouging babby's eyes out.

**Elendil's Heir** · 14 Jul 2014 02:03 PM

Heaving Grandma overboard when she hits the ocean liner's buffet once too many times.

**Trojan Man** · 15 Jul 2014 01:44 PM

Ignoring grandma while she's in the car with the windows up on a hot day.

**Elendil's Heir** · 16 Jul 2014 10:15 AM

Jamming six forks into the slots of a plugged-in toaster.

**Trojan Man** · 18 Jul 2014 11:11 PM

Knocking people on the head with a hammer.

**Jizzelbin** · 19 Jul 2014 01:51 AM

Licking the ass-end of a southbound pig. (Yes, that's supposed to be a joke).

**Trojan Man** · 19 Jul 2014 03:35 AM

Milking a woman without her consent.

**Jizzelbin** · 19 Jul 2014 03:25 PM

Nurturing a cow's udder into expressing milky blackness.

**Trojan Man** · 19 Jul 2014 05:12 PM

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???

Outsourcing a diabetic's insulin.

**Elendil's Heir** · 21 Jul 2014 10:28 AM

Pretending to be a doctor when a pretty girl's just been hit by a truck.

**Jizzelbin** · 21 Jul 2014 12:53 PM

Querying quixotically ladybois in Qatar pursued by a squad of Quran enthusiasts.

**Elendil's Heir** · 21 Jul 2014 02:39 PM

Rubbing mud in the face of children as they're walking to church.

**Trojan Man** · 22 Jul 2014 06:46 AM

Selling seashells by the seashore without a permit

**Elendil's Heir** · 22 Jul 2014 02:23 PM

Taking pennies from the little dish next to the cash register, and never leaving them.

**Jizzelbin** · 27 Nov 2014 01:50 AM

Yankee-ing it up in a UK country.

**Elendil's Heir** · 27 Nov 2014 02:13 PM

U really skipped a lot of letters there, didn't you?

Violently assaulting postal carriers when they don't bring you love letters.

Wetting the bed.

X-raying people who only came to you, a doctor, with a hangnail.

**Jizzelbin** · 27 Nov 2014 04:15 PM

Yankee-ing it up in a UK country.

sheesh! so i missed a few!

**Elendil's Heir** · 27 Nov 2014 10:00 PM

Zealously cutting people off in traffic.

**Jizzelbin** · 29 Nov 2014 06:54 PM

Actually saying something hilarious about anatomy

**Elendil's Heir** · 30 Nov 2014 12:26 AM

Bitchslapping the barista when your mocha doesn't get done quick enough, dammit.

**Jizzelbin** · 30 Nov 2014 12:09 PM

Caterwauling like a boob

**Elendil's Heir** · 30 Nov 2014 02:14 PM

Delaying preparing your taxes until April 16.

**Jizzelbin** · 30 Nov 2014 03:45 PM

Eschewing medium-rare roast chicken

**Elendil's Heir** · 30 Nov 2014 11:03 PM

Firing people who don't even work for you.

**Jizzelbin** · 02 Dec 2014 05:59 PM

Getting some payback, OJ-style.

**Elendil's Heir** · 02 Dec 2014 11:31 PM

Hiring people with the promise of huge salaries, and firing them a week later.

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