Napping during sex.
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Napping during sex.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
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Ordering cheap crap when it's your round.
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P issing off when it's your turn to pay.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
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Querilous questioning of quantities.
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Doctor Who
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Reminding me that I shouldn't eat something!
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
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Supercillious suggestions smothering spontenaiety. (And strange spellings)
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Doctor Who
Taking dead threads and zombifying them.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Undermining my will to live.
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Vigorously asserting opinions that you're too lazy to justify.
Wishing for good things to happen to you, but failing to do the expedient things to help bring them to pass.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Xeriscaping, even though you don't know what that is.
I live in Utah. Believe me, I know what xeriscaping is. Did you know that in southern Utah in the summer, a swimming pool actually consumes less water for its maintenance than a patch of grass of the same size? #oftrepeateddesertfacts
Yodeling in the library
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Zod, kneeling before
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
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Attracting flies
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Being a tool.
Calling strangers during dinnertime.
Domesticating zombies
(I'm watching Resident Evil 3. I don't know why)
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
Eating the last cookie
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Forgetting birthdays
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
Getting upset over nothing.
Having a loud party and bothering the neighbors (i.e. me).
Internetting, instead of doing constructive things.
Jiggling in spandex.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Killing cute little furry mammals on pay-per-view.
Letting yourself get upset over nothing.
Mating outside your own species.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Never picking up the check when dining with friends.
Ovary punching.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Pissing on your Great Aunt Hildegarde's Turkish rug while very, very inebriated.
Quitting smoking, only to take up a cocaine habit.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Reading nothing but TV listings.
Sandpapering your Great Aunt Hildegarde's fine rosewood dinner table.
Throwing an off-speed pitch to Kirk Gibson when he was 0-2 with 2 outs in the bottom of the ninth. Come on, Eck.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Ululating during the Trig final.
Yodeling during the ululation final.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Vaguely recalling that V still follows U in the English language.
Wrapping gifts in paper inappropriate for the occasion; e.g., wedding gifts in Hanukkah paper.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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X-raying baby shower gifts in the presence of your guests.
Zipping right by the penultimate letter in the alphabet, since it already went out of turn.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Angrily berating teenagers who say "like" and "y'know" just a bit too much.
Beer guzzling at a wine tasting.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Calling your pigs very loudly during a garden party.
Diving into the gravy boat feet first.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Expectorating a foul substance onto the hostess's lovely damask tablecloth.
Farting while curtseying to Her Majesty the Queen.
Giggling during a funeral.
Horking up hairballs during the symphony.
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Idolizing the Westboro Baptist Church
Jumping nude with a "Romney 2012" sash into the White House fountain.
Knowing that a sweet old lady is in danger of walking into traffic, yet doing nothing to stop her.
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