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Quizno's ad writing
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Rum, Sodomy and the Lash
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
Scientology
"It's your hamster Richard. It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing." - Anonymous Virgin Atlantic customer
[del:30f507ze]Quickies on the fruit and veg stall at the supermarket.[/del:30f507ze]
Damn, I've got to be quicker than that!
Tossing the caber in a crowded place.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Uncontrollable hard-on
"It's your hamster Richard. It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing." - Anonymous Virgin Atlantic customer
Vista installation
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Quacking like a duck when you cum. (I like my slow answer)
Web trolling
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
X-rating perfectly good educational films
Youth Hosteling after the age of 50.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Zigging when you should have zagged
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Arguing for argument's sake
Blissful ignorance
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Coprophilia.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Demon Worshiping
Egomaniacal laughter
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
Footling
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Doctor Who
Gadabouting
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
Hacking my PC.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Ignoring my posts!
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Jali's new avatar!
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Kitteh criticism.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Liked you better when you only had two legs.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Maybe it's not just about you.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Now this is what I call a hijack!
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Oh yeah?
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Pussy, pleeeeeeeeaze.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Quit using my nickname. It's Miz Pussy to you!
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Rip it
into shape
shape it up
get straight
go forward
move ahead
try to detect it
it's not too late
to rip it
rip it good
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
Whip it?Originally posted by criminey.jicket
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Song lyrics, misquoted. ^^^
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Too impatient to wait for "W".
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
Unacceptable!
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Using the word unacceptable. Is this better?
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Very much so!
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Winking frantically
I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here
Xylophone buggery. (Way!)
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
You didn't have share that. Ewwww.Originally posted by criminey.jicket
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Zipless Fucks
(conveniently leading us to...)
Ayn Rand
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
Borrowing not returning (especially cash!)
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Chokin' a bitch, Wayne Brady.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Diddling. (Well, maybe not a bad habit...)
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Egging my house after I run out of candy, you little heathens it's after 11. Shit.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Freaking about harmless pranks - buy more candy next time.
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Doctor Who
Gardening: The Dirt-iest Habit
Oh, wait...
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius
Huffing glue.
This is the most beautiful place on Earth; there are many such places.
Inverting the signal to white noise
Jostling others in line
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Doctor Who
Killing a thread.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Lethargic threads being brought back to life by desperate measures
Martyr complex.
I has it, apparently. I chose not to respond to jali's "Killing a thread" earlier this morning in the hopes my own thread would actually die with such a perfect ending.
Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth - Marcus Aurelius