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06 Sep 2021 01:49 PM
#851
Member
Offering a rancid turnip to Great Aunt Edna, just after remarking how nice it is to have Trojan Man back on Mellophant!
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09 Sep 2021 11:18 PM
#852
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
Parking your car on top of Great Aunt Edna because she was too busy waving to Trojan Man.
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10 Sep 2021 02:25 PM
#853
Member
Queasily barfing on your Great Aunt Edna's nicely-polished front-hall floor after eating too many nachos.
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14 Sep 2021 03:40 AM
#854
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
Ripping the head off Great Aunt Edna's favourite doll.
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14 Sep 2021 08:52 AM
#855
Member
Singing "I've Got A Lovely Set of Coconuts" at the top of your lungs during a funeral.
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14 Sep 2021 10:17 AM
#856
Oliphaunt
Telling an acquaintance that his former lady friend is out front being fingerbanged by a bunch of dudes in public.
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14 Sep 2021 10:18 AM
#857
Member
Ululating with battery acid mouthwash.
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14 Sep 2021 12:20 PM
#858
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
Violating Great Aunt Edna's trust in some way.
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14 Sep 2021 10:07 PM
#859
Oliphaunt
"Washing" a "friend's" windshield with spraypainted crude insults.
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14 Sep 2021 10:49 PM
#860
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
Xenophobing poor old Great Aunt Edna.
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15 Sep 2021 09:54 AM
#861
Member
Yanking out the power cord for a friend's computer when you know she needs the juice, and not telling her.
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15 Sep 2021 07:05 PM
#862
Oliphaunt
Zip-tying tightly the esophagus of an unruly beast until it perishes.
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16 Sep 2021 10:34 AM
#863
Member
Absolutely never bathing on any day of the week ending in "y."
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16 Sep 2021 10:44 AM
#864
Oliphaunt
Bitching about bitches to friendly bitches using the word "bitch."
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17 Sep 2021 09:37 AM
#865
Member
Calling the library and asking what pornographic literature is available for checkout.
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