-
13 Mar 2016 12:21 PM
#601
Member
Xenophobically cheering whatever The Donald yammers.
-
10 May 2016 05:31 PM
#602
Oliphaunt
Yanking on the tits of a malfeasor until they bleed and show sternum.
-
10 May 2016 11:26 PM
#603
Member
Zigging when the coach shouts that you should be zagging.
-
11 May 2016 02:35 PM
#604
Oliphaunt
-
12 May 2016 12:16 AM
#605
Member
Belly laughs during funerals.
-
12 May 2016 12:49 AM
#606
Oliphaunt
Chewing nicotine gum while smoking.
Last edited by Jizzelbin; 12 May 2016 at 12:56 AM.
-
12 May 2016 09:43 AM
#607
Member
Diving headfirst from the high board into very shallow water while holding newborn kittens.
-
12 May 2016 08:41 PM
#608
Oliphaunt
Evacuating your bowels into a nest of fingerling kittens.
-
13 May 2016 11:10 PM
#609
Member
Farting vigorously and malodorously while entertaining the Ladies' Guild.
-
14 May 2016 12:09 AM
#610
Oliphaunt
Grabbing-ass on the train, with your eyes.
-
14 May 2016 01:33 PM
#611
Member
Heaving car batteries through the plate-glass windows of the Archbishop of Canterbury between 2 and 3am on Christmas morning.
-
14 May 2016 03:25 PM
#612
Oliphaunt
Inking inquiringly at the brown stain of a foul biped.
-
14 May 2016 11:10 PM
#613
Member
Jumping off very high buildings with parachutes made of cocktail napkins.
-
15 May 2016 03:10 AM
#614
Oliphaunt
Krusty-burgering the good name of Stan Musial.
-
15 May 2016 12:03 PM
#615
Member
Logging into every porn site you can find in the name of the Archbishop of Canterbury.
-
16 May 2016 06:41 PM
#616
Oliphaunt
Motherfucking a motherfucker.
-
16 May 2016 10:37 PM
#617
Member
Never giving to charity no matter how they beg you.
-
17 May 2016 12:06 AM
#618
Oliphaunt
Opting in to a class-action suit and receiving a check that requires screwing around with a mobile app to deposit.
-
17 May 2016 12:27 PM
#619
Member
Pushing heroin on adorable little Girl Scouts.
-
17 May 2016 04:05 PM
#620
Oliphaunt
-
17 May 2016 10:35 PM
#621
Member
Resurrecting dead cats and throwing them at the Archbishop of Canterbury.
-
19 May 2016 09:14 PM
#622
Oliphaunt
Sequestering the Archbishop's head beneath your pillow.
-
19 May 2016 11:10 PM
#623
Member
Tangling with an outlaw biker gang while wearing a pink silk tutu.
-
21 May 2016 06:56 PM
#624
Oliphaunt
Urinating figuratively on small efforts at home economics.
-
22 May 2016 12:27 AM
#625
Member
Vigorously shaking cans of beer before opening them over priceless Turkish rugs.
-
22 May 2016 02:25 AM
#626
Oliphaunt
Wondering wherefore women, vile humans like every man, can have the power to coerce by their very existence a good man into villainy and worse.
-
22 May 2016 11:34 PM
#627
Member
Xylophones? I think I'll give one to every three-year old I know, to be very loudly played when their parents are trying to sleep.
-
25 May 2016 11:55 PM
#628
Oliphaunt
Yowling slowly, high-pitchedly, like a hyena or a content cat, as you push into the eyeballs with a small tool, arousing the approbation of Satan's instruments, the dog-masters, who signal by licking their white teeth.
-
26 May 2016 10:36 AM
#629
Member
Zeroing in on the shyest person at a party, introducing yourself, and then loudly talking about some part of his or her body as if it's the most remarkable thing you've ever seen in your entire life.
-
26 May 2016 07:32 PM
#630
Oliphaunt
Asking a bitch if she likes to chew dentate exposed feuilles from great huge Indian jodphurs, king-like, making noises of overly public queefing, reminding sexes to unify, virginify, while x-acto-knifing your zealotry and applauding. In the ass.
-
26 May 2016 08:43 PM
#631
Member
Bobbing for apples when you have a really bad cold.
-
28 May 2016 02:53 PM
#632
Oliphaunt
Cramming for a colonoscopy test.
-
29 May 2016 11:16 PM
#633
Member
Delicately taking apart your Aunt Ethel's favorite clock and throwing all the parts into a cardboard box.
-
11 Jun 2016 05:21 AM
#634
Oliphaunt
Excavating the wrong body.
-
11 Jun 2016 11:46 PM
#635
Member
Felching rabid goats at the church social.
-
12 Jun 2016 01:35 PM
#636
Oliphaunt
-
12 Jun 2016 11:31 PM
#637
Member
Harassing the Archbishop of Canterbury with obscene phone calls at all hours.
-
22 Jun 2016 02:37 PM
#638
Oliphaunt
Inching your way slowly, along the edge of a straight razor, and not surviving.
-
22 Jun 2016 11:29 PM
#639
Member
Jauntily putting a dead marmoset atop the head of the Republican presidential nominee.
-
24 Jun 2016 12:33 PM
#640
Oliphaunt
Kicking a dead dog into the ravine.
-
24 Jun 2016 10:06 PM
#641
Member
Licking cane toads even after their owner asks you to stop.
-
25 Jun 2016 12:06 PM
#642
Oliphaunt
-
25 Jun 2016 10:43 PM
#643
Member
Messing with alphabetical order.
Ovulating right after reading Vietnamese spam.
-
29 Jun 2016 11:36 AM
#644
Oliphaunt
Putting an infant of an enemy on a spit.
-
29 Jun 2016 02:20 PM
#645
Member
Quietly replacing all the sugar with salt on restaurant tables.
-
29 Jun 2016 03:36 PM
#646
Oliphaunt
-
29 Jun 2016 08:53 PM
#647
Member
Siphoning off gasoline from ambulances.
-
29 Jun 2016 09:17 PM
#648
Oliphaunt
Taking a fucking big piece of fetus from a woman's womb.
-
29 Jun 2016 09:53 PM
#649
Member
Undulating sensuously and moaning orgasmically as you're introduced to the Archbishop of Canterbury.
-
29 Jun 2016 11:12 PM
#650
Oliphaunt
Vagisilling an unwilling cellmate.
Posting rules
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
Forum rules