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27 May 2015 03:09 PM
#501
Oliphaunt
Bitching about little kids playing baseball within earshot.
Last edited by Jizzelbin; 27 May 2015 at 03:10 PM.
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27 May 2015 03:39 PM
#502
Member
Catapulting a watermelon into the path of an ongoing truck.
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27 May 2015 03:44 PM
#503
Decapitating the truck driver.
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27 May 2015 10:31 PM
#504
Member
Eating his liver with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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27 May 2015 11:21 PM
#505
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
Feasting on the goo within his skull.
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27 May 2015 11:49 PM
#506
Oliphaunt
Grabbing a flame thrower and attacking a Little League game, bleachers first.
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28 May 2015 10:23 AM
#507
Member
Harvesting from organ donors before they're actually dead yet.
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30 May 2015 05:16 PM
#508
Oliphaunt
Irritating a school of fungus with antifungal cream.
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31 May 2015 12:07 AM
#509
Member
Jumping up and down on your best friend's new car's hood as hard as you can.
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31 May 2015 10:41 AM
#510
Oliphaunt
Kicking some major Russian ass, *Rambo III*-style
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31 May 2015 06:38 PM
#511
Member
Licking the stewardess's hand in gratitude when she brings your gin and tonic.
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31 May 2015 07:47 PM
#512
Making her refill your drink continuously.
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01 Jun 2015 01:55 AM
#513
Oliphaunt
Niggling over details in an overheard conversation.
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01 Jun 2015 12:21 PM
#514
Member
Offering to undress and bend over while you're still in the doctor's waiting room.
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01 Jun 2015 12:42 PM
#515
Peeing in a cup for your doctor
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01 Jun 2015 02:51 PM
#516
Member
Quite so, especially when he hasn't asked you to, and it's his coffee cup.
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01 Jun 2015 05:13 PM
#517
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01 Jun 2015 10:03 PM
#518
Member
Shitting in his desk drawer for good measure.
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02 Jun 2015 10:14 PM
#519
Oliphaunt
Tickling the endangered ivory of the dropbear.
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03 Jun 2015 02:12 AM
#520
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
Urinating on a bald eagle.
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03 Jun 2015 08:59 AM
#521
Member
Vacuuming in the living room while your sweetie is trying to watch a game.
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03 Jun 2015 11:01 AM
#522
Wishing your sweetie 's team would lose.
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03 Jun 2015 02:01 PM
#523
Member
X-Acto-knifing priceless paintings when you visit the local museum.
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05 Jun 2015 01:07 AM
#524
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
Yabbering about pizza and cakes while fat people strain themselves at the gym.
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05 Jun 2015 07:47 AM
#525
Member
Zoologically and loudly categorizing other people in line with you at the Wal-Mart.
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12 Jun 2015 10:59 AM
#526
Accusing Wak-Mart shoppers of being "white trash".
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12 Jun 2015 01:17 PM
#527
Member
Beating up Girl Scouts when they are unresponsive to your complaints that the cookie boxes keep getting smaller, and the prices keep going up.
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12 Jun 2015 06:08 PM
#528
Oliphaunt
Coming into a Walmart loaded for bear.
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13 Jun 2015 04:20 PM
#529
Member
Doing everything you can to keep the people behind you from enjoying the movie.
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13 Jun 2015 09:21 PM
#530
Eating your popcorn as loudly as possible.
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13 Jun 2015 09:37 PM
#531
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
Farting and following through at a funeral.
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13 Jun 2015 10:22 PM
#532
Member
Going 80 mph through a school playground.
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13 Jun 2015 10:36 PM
#533
Hitting kids playing kickball.
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14 Jun 2015 01:42 AM
#534
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
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14 Jun 2015 03:35 PM
#535
Oliphaunt
Jerking off a sleeping dropbear.
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14 Jun 2015 04:53 PM
#536
Member
Killing the dropbear when it spurts all over your best shoes.
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14 Jun 2015 05:29 PM
#537
Oliphaunt
Licking the sputum off a newborn dropbear's nose.
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14 Jun 2015 08:49 PM
#538
Member
Mangling a newborn dropbear with your lawnmower when it won't get out of the way fast enough, dammit.
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14 Jun 2015 10:20 PM
#539
Oliphaunt
Nuzzling the decaying corpse of a dropbear, ignorant of its having been Overrun by an Ozzie.
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16 Jun 2015 09:34 PM
#540
Member
Offering to go down on your sister-in-law at the family reunion picnic.
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18 Jun 2015 12:33 PM
#541
Oliphaunt
Pissing down the back of a dropbear from a high branch.
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18 Jun 2015 01:13 PM
#542
Member
Quietly being resigned to continued discussion of dropbears.
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18 Jun 2015 01:23 PM
#543
Oliphaunt
Retarding the development of a young dropbear. blame spitzer! he put the idea in my head, now it's all I can think of -- it's fucking great!
Last edited by Jizzelbin; 18 Jun 2015 at 01:24 PM.
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18 Jun 2015 01:57 PM
#544
Member
Sexually stimulating a dropbear with garden shears.
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18 Jun 2015 02:12 PM
#545
Oliphaunt
Titillating an Australian while using proper strine english.
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18 Jun 2015 04:16 PM
#546
Using a dropbear as a sexual aid.
Last edited by Erictelevision; 18 Jun 2015 at 04:16 PM.
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19 Jun 2015 02:42 PM
#547
Oliphaunt
Violating the hell out of a dropbear. Anally. With a pitchfork.
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20 Jun 2015 11:48 AM
#548
Member
Willfully putting a rabid dropbear in your Great Aunt Tilly's bed while she sleeps.
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20 Jun 2015 06:33 PM
#549
Oliphaunt
[b]X[b]ylophoning until the land of Oz goes to sleep. Dulcet tones, let me tell you -- otherwise the dropbears wake up. And they're one cuss of an animal!
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20 Jun 2015 10:46 PM
#550
Member
Yowling like a wounded dropbear, waking all your neighbors at 2am.
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