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    Offering a rancid turnip to Great Aunt Edna, just after remarking how nice it is to have Trojan Man back on Mellophant!

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    Parking your car on top of Great Aunt Edna because she was too busy waving to Trojan Man.

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    Queasily barfing on your Great Aunt Edna's nicely-polished front-hall floor after eating too many nachos.

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    Ripping the head off Great Aunt Edna's favourite doll.

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    Singing "I've Got A Lovely Set of Coconuts" at the top of your lungs during a funeral.

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    Telling an acquaintance that his former lady friend is out front being fingerbanged by a bunch of dudes in public.

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    Ululating with battery acid mouthwash.

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    Violating Great Aunt Edna's trust in some way.

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    "Washing" a "friend's" windshield with spraypainted crude insults.

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    Xenophobing poor old Great Aunt Edna.

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    Yanking out the power cord for a friend's computer when you know she needs the juice, and not telling her.

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    Zip-tying tightly the esophagus of an unruly beast until it perishes.

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    Absolutely never bathing on any day of the week ending in "y."

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    Bitching about bitches to friendly bitches using the word "bitch."

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    Calling the library and asking what pornographic literature is available for checkout.

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