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    Unilaterally deciding a pretty girl should be talked to on the street in polite language.

    that 'T' was unfairly good! The words painted the image! I'm a fraud!

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    Quote Originally posted by Jizzelbin View post
    Unilaterally deciding a pretty girl should be talked to on the street in polite language....
    Remember this is a thread about bad habits.

    Vigorously jumping up and down on the mailman when he brings you yet another catalog.

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    Wanking. Wanking all night long. On pretty girls on the streets.

    yes, that is, according to our new authoritarian overlords, complimenting a woman on her appearance in polite language is sexual harrassment. There's some stupid video some moron made that did the rounds a while back.

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    X-ing out the eyes on every portrait in the Louvre.

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    Yanking Sally through the alley.

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    Zoologically categorizing all of your coworkers in a loud voice in the break room.

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    Asking a woman if she frequents a place, much.

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    Boringly discussing 17th c. Bolivian sheep-herding calls with other people in the doctor's waiting room.

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    Cu&^-lapping Camille Paglia because of her assertion that she will vote for a third-party US presidential candidate.

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    Deciding Camille Paglia is even worth using a brain cell on these days.

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    Electing Camille Paglia for one of the very few public intellectuals who could be an effective, if controversial, public servant. Because she's awesome.

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    Finding Camille Paglia a small Third World country she may rule as supreme leader

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    Goading the disadvantaged with the promises of the Eucharist.

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    Heaving a salver full of Communion wafers into the Tiber and then daring the Pope to do anything about it.

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    Indicating indigo girls. Because they hate men pointing at them.

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    Jumping up and down on your Great Aunt Cynthia's priceless Ming vase.

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    Key-changing to Dvorak layout and finding out it really, really sucks.

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    Lobbing Santa out of his sleigh at 30,000 feet.

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    Milking your mother. Or anyone else's.

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    Noisily and noisomely pooping on an international flight.

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    Oiling up a baby for the New Year, with a full diaper.

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    Passing off the slippery, stinky baby to the first drunken lout you meet on the street just after midnight.

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    Quoting the child, "keep your fingers away from my goddamned cunt."

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    Retching all over the cop's shoes when she comes to arrest you for child endangerment.

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    Sticking your cock up her ass, you worthless cocksucking motherfucker.

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    Tainting the kindergarten class's milk with anthrax.

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    Ululating like an ungulate.

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    Vaulting over the barricades at the White House to throw a bag of Cheetos.

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    Wondering about who waxes and who doesn't in a house of God (or whatever).

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    X-Files binge-watching when you're supposed to be studying for your Medical Boards.

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    Yellowed stain of milky ejaculate, in a woman's hair, like a gentleman.

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    Zapping airline pilots with a ruby laser as they come in for landings.

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    Acquiring countable numbers of nominally-observant women.

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    Bitchslapping meter readers when they don't say "Pretty please" and bow to you three times before trying to read your electric or gas meter.

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    Cockbiting the biggest bull bitch in the prison.

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    Dithering over what to order at McDonald's while about two dozen people are waiting impatiently behind you.

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    Eating out Jizz's mom.

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    French-kissing the President of the United States.

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    Goading a defective via text to kill his defective family, his executive business partner, and himself for the lolz.

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    Hacking open a beehive with a dull machete to get at the honey inside.

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    Inserting a live piscine into a Trojan Snapper.

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    Jogging alongside your neighbor and asking him to list the casts of all of his favorite TV shows ever.

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    Kicking ass and chewing bubble gum. All at the same time.

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    Looking inside your neighbor's mailbox and taking any interesting-looking envelopes for yourself.

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    Making terrible, pseudo-fascistic statements through a Shure SM57 and a PA speaker, which cannot be legally impugned, given the status of production of sound poetry for commercial and artistic benefit.

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    Nibbling the maraschino cherries off the tops of all of the desserts at a fancy buffet - but leaving the rest behind.

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    Out-Oscaring the Felix.

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    Putting fezzes atop all of the animatronic figures in Disney's Hall of Presidents.

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    Quoting, "no, but i kiss your mom's disgusting pigs ass you call a mouth every day twice before eating her pussy in front of you, you mewling quim"

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    Remembering, too late, that you've never actually heard anyone say that before, so you couldn't properly quote them.

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