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26 Jun 2018 10:45 AM
#801
Oliphaunt
Queuing up a report for unpaid time off, because one is too upset by dealing with bullshit to get it up for the job.
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26 Jun 2018 12:09 PM
#802
Member
Rogering the sweet young thing next door while her father is busy mowing the lawn.
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26 Jun 2018 01:10 PM
#803
Oliphaunt
Sweet-carressing the sweet-little twenty-nine right in front of her father.
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26 Jun 2018 10:18 PM
#804
Member
Taking the last piece of cheesecake when Great Aunt Edna has been looking covetously at it for half an hour already.
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27 Jun 2018 04:40 AM
#805
Oliphaunt
Uniting a mob of angry young men.
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27 Jun 2018 12:45 PM
#806
Member
Victimizing frat boys while they're blind drunk.
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27 Jun 2018 02:55 PM
#807
Oliphaunt
Whining about getting rogered when one is blacked-out drunk and passed out behind a dumpster.
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28 Jun 2018 01:46 PM
#808
Member
Xylophone-shopping with your Great Aunt Edna and farting loudly every time the salesman asks if you need any help.
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29 Jun 2018 04:21 AM
#809
Oliphaunt
Yanking your wang out through the fly of your pants and pretending it was an accident.
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01 Jul 2018 02:37 PM
#810
Member
Zooming on roller skates through your Great Aunt Edna's cribbage party, knocking the blue wigs of all of her friends askew.
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01 Jul 2018 05:59 PM
#811
Oliphaunt
Announcing, that there's, a man out there, crawling, on the wing of the plane.
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02 Jul 2018 01:22 PM
#812
Member
Believing, oddly enough, that William Shatner and John Lithgow have both had the same weird airplane experience as you.
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03 Jul 2018 04:29 AM
#813
Oliphaunt
Chaining yourself to the mast of a sailing ship, for unknown purposes.
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03 Jul 2018 01:35 PM
#814
Member
Deriding, in very insulting terms, the captain for refusing your advice to set fire to all the sails at once.
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23 Jul 2018 12:01 AM
#815
Oliphaunt
Executing an extremely harsh warning on nextdoor.com to one's offending neighbors.
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23 Jul 2018 01:25 PM
#816
Member
Fleeing your Great Aunt Edna's third wedding while drunkenly taking the best of her wedding presents.
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23 Jul 2018 02:21 PM
#817
Oliphaunt
Grabbing Edna's womanly gifts in front of the bridal partly.
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24 Jul 2018 11:41 AM
#818
Member
Hoarsely crying, "The groom is a lizard-man! The groom is a fucking lizard-man!" when the priest asks if anyone has any objections.
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27 Jul 2018 02:05 PM
#819
Oliphaunt
Ironically muttering under one's breath, "Quite a fan-club you got here, bartender at 10h00, of single young men. You have really cultivated the art of professionally pouring a beer. Whoever said bartenders were hookers with minimal standards was totally wrong, because it is a great profession. Just look at the movie Cocktail!"
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28 Jul 2018 08:44 PM
#820
Member
Jitterbugging at funerals.
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03 Aug 2018 04:41 AM
#821
Oliphaunt
Killing a few highly-colorful jungle insects, crushing them with a mortar and pestle, and applying them to your woman's face as impromptu makeup. While she's asleep.
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06 Aug 2018 08:57 AM
#822
Member
Licking the hands of all the women you meet.
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06 Aug 2018 10:33 AM
#823
Oliphaunt
Making sure the woman you're after remembers what's Carnival for.
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07 Aug 2018 11:33 PM
#824
Member
Never, ever playing dead no matter how much your pet opossum begs you to.
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09 Aug 2018 04:31 AM
#825
Oliphaunt
Offering your wares by "forgetting" to zip your trouser's fly while running commando.
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09 Aug 2018 11:02 PM
#826
Member
Preening to the tune of "Killer Queen" while going commando in the Vatican.
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12 Aug 2018 02:13 AM
#827
Oliphaunt
Quoting Quintilian to a Hamburger U. Amazon manager.
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13 Aug 2018 04:23 PM
#828
Member
Rabidly pursuing Dame Judi Dench for a kiss, or even just a damn autograph, after she got the restraining order.
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15 Aug 2018 04:25 AM
#829
Oliphaunt
Sandbagging it while giving CPR to an unliked person.
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19 Aug 2018 11:26 PM
#830
Member
Taking all the mints from the restaurant's dish at the front desk as you leave.
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20 Aug 2018 01:45 PM
#831
Oliphaunt
Undulating like a belly-dancer as you ask a gggggggggirl to break you off a piece.
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20 Aug 2018 02:00 PM
#832
Member
Vigorously applying spackle to your Great Aunt Edna's toy poodle's posterior.
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20 Aug 2018 06:33 PM
#833
Oliphaunt
Wanking at a warehouse, while thinking of whoremongering.
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21 Aug 2018 11:10 AM
#834
Member
Xebecs? Sink 'em or set fire to 'em the minute I step aboard.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xebec
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21 Aug 2018 06:58 PM
#835
Oliphaunt
Yammering on and on about various "girls with low self-esteem."
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22 Aug 2018 10:23 AM
#836
Member
Zeroing in on Great Aunt Edna's phobias and trying to stimulate each one.
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23 Aug 2018 06:17 AM
#837
Oliphaunt
Admitting to stimulating the baby without regard for safety or much concern.
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23 Aug 2018 12:48 PM
#838
Member
Betting against your little sister as she's competing in a high school gymnastics competition.
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23 Aug 2018 01:54 PM
#839
Oliphaunt
Cornholing your bosses verbally, in writing, in code.
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23 Aug 2018 02:05 PM
#840
Member
Diligently sucking out the insides of jelly donuts and then putting them back on the bakery shelf.
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23 Aug 2018 03:00 PM
#841
Oliphaunt
Enunciating clearly, in public, that logic is for men and math is for nerds.
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24 Aug 2018 02:10 PM
#842
Member
Fapping in the confessional
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26 Aug 2018 07:55 AM
#843
Oliphaunt
Going to mass while having received great quantities of The Blood of Pépé, i.e., unconsecrated wine.
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26 Aug 2018 11:21 AM
#844
Member
Hacking down your Great Aunt Edna's favorite tree because "its leaves rustled too much"
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26 Aug 2018 12:08 PM
#845
Oliphaunt
Indicating to Edna that she is a crazy loon and belongs in a bughouse.
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27 Aug 2018 09:34 AM
#846
Member
Jumping barefoot into your Great Aunt Edna's birthday cake.
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05 Sep 2021 06:44 AM
#847
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
Kicking Aunt Edna's cat so hard it flies out the window.
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05 Sep 2021 08:36 AM
#848
Oliphaunt
Liking Aunt Edna's cameltoe studied through her yoga pants.
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05 Sep 2021 03:35 PM
#849
Mi parolas esperanton malbone
Milking aunt Edna while she sleeps.
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05 Sep 2021 06:16 PM
#850
Oliphaunt
Noticing a faint bleached moustache on the otherwise comely niece of Aunt Edna and not being amused.
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