The FUTURES so bright I gotta wear shades

[hatesfreedom]

Thunderdome rules yall, everybodys pants off. Kiss that special someone you kept meaning to have an affair with, and lets have a safe and unprotected Friday.

[Borborygmi]

wut wut?

[jali]

wut wut?

That's wut I wanted to say!

[Exy]

lolocaust

[Myrnalene]

whats going on

[Exy]

Comedy aluminum!

[hatesfreedom]

hey fellows, what are you doing tonight

[ivan astikov]

Watching my butt, if you'll be hanging around!

[hatesfreedom]

Naw fellows I've got to go out and be turned down by this girl I know, so I'm busy all night

[hatesfreedom]

After she breaks my heart I'm going to drink tequila and play my mp3 of what I would sound like if I played acoustic guitar.

[Winston Smith]

I'm tempted to move this off to Jibba Jabba. Can we turn up the profanity or something?

[Truth and Beauty]

Winston Smith, you are a purlent boil on the ass of humanity. :evil: Your moderation sucks like a hoover deluxe.

There, is that good?

[hatesfreedom]

Have you ever wanted to fuck a retard?

You will

[Exy]

I'm pretty sure everyone I ever fucked was a retard.

[ivan astikov]

Retard has a totally different meaning in Yorkshire.

Oh, hang on...that's "reet 'ard".

[Cervaise]

Naw fellows I've got to go out and be turned down by this girl I know, so I'm busy all night

Offer more. And roll down the window so she can hear you.

[Exy]

Offer more. And roll down the window so she can hear you.

ICEBURN

[Winston Smith]

Winston Smith, you are a purlent boil on the ass of humanity. :evil: Your moderation sucks like a hoover deluxe.

There, is that good?

I'm sorry, I slept through your entire post. Did you say something? Please summarize.

[Winston Smith]

Have you ever wanted to fuck a retard?

I sure have.

[hatesfreedom]

My own thread has backfired, they've turned on me

[Exy]

My own thread has backfired, they've turned on me

I would like to cradle you in my arms and kiss your nose until you feel better.

[jali]

My own thread has backfired, they've turned on me

I would like to cradle you in my arms and kiss your nose until you feel better.

...while forcing hatesfreedom to listen to me sing.

[Exy]

I would like to cradle you in my arms and kiss your nose until you feel better.

ps leave the hat on

[Winston Smith]

My own thread has backfired, they've turned on me

:::<<<SNUGGLZ-n-HUGGZ>>>:::

[Myrnalene]

Oo, it's getting sexay up in heeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeeee.

[hatesfreedom]

I don't know how to respond to affection

[hatesfreedom]

you fuckers

[Winston Smith]

Group HUGGZ!

[Exy]

your avatar is so cute i've literally started lactating

[danceswithcats]

Have you ever wanted to fuck a retard?

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

[Cervaise]

No, but I've seen a retarded turkey fuck a baby kangaroo. Does that count?

[danceswithcats]

No, but I've seen a retarded turkey fuck a baby kangaroo. Does that count?

Ah, but did you make a video of it? Second query: turkeys are regarded as being about the dumbest of the poultry world, so retarded turkey is either redundant or in need of a cite.

[ivan astikov]

you fuckers

tl;dr

[Cluricaun]

I don't know how to respond to affection

Just hold still while I wrap this duct tape around you.

[Exy]

Just hold still while I wrap this duct tape around you.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[AllWalker]

Just hold still while I wrap this duct tape around you.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I'll be in my bunk.

With some petrol. And some silk.

Could someone bring scissors? Oh, and the tomato juice, of course - I'm a responsible individual.

[Cluricaun]

Just hold still while I wrap this duct tape around you.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oh, sorry. Did you want firsties?

[Zombies! At the Window!]

I'm tempted to move this off to Jibba Jabba. Can we turn up the profanity or something?

FIUCk fuckity fuck fuck cunt~!

[sturmhauke]

What the everloving fuck is going on up in this shit? I want some goddamn answers, and I want them last fucking century, you bunch of syphilitic crack fiends.

[beebs]

Somebody sounds butthurt.

[sublight]

Have you ever wanted to fuck a retard?

I've told you already to quit calling me.

[ivan astikov]

Loving a retard means never having to say you are sorry.

[Winston Smith]

Loving a retard means never having to say you are sorry.

Of course, it also means cleaning cheesy poof crumbs off your cock when you're done. But hey, whatever.

[Cluricaun]

I could totally go for a drool job.

[Badtz Maru]

Have you ever wanted to fuck a retard?

You will

That sounds like the tag line for "The Other Sister".

[jali]

Have you ever wanted to fuck a retard?

You will

That sounds like the tag line for "The Other Sister".

Lurves that movie. Good call.

[Nrblex]