California
17% more livable since Ken Ley died.
California
17% more livable since Ken Ley died.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Illinois
Likely home of the 2016 Olympics
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Texas: please press "9" for Spanish.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Massachusetts: Please press "9" for Shoggoth.
Massachusetts: "Roger Clemens is more evil than Whitey Bulger and Willie Horton combined"
or, alternately
Massachusetts: "Yankees Suck"
Taumpy: Oh noes, you aren't a super powerful wave of destruction.
Panther Squad: It's true! My scythe does not shorn the biomonsters in great swaths like it ought!
Sorry, that's already the alternative state motto of Illinois, Maryland, Florida, Ohio, Washington, California, Arizona, Colorado and Michigan. Take a number.Originally posted by Taumpy Tearrs
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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As a Yankees fan, I can attest to the fact that Massachusetts is clearly at the head of the line. They chanted "Yankees suck" (being the clever geniuses that they are) at their celebration rally for the first Patriots Superbowl win. The have been printing shirts with "Yankees Suck" at least as early as the 50s and this was for the Cub Scouts.Originally posted by OneCentStamp
Illinois
- Run for Office, Run From the Law.
- Apparently less Corrupt than Louisiana
Indiana
- Visit Upper Kentucky
- Home of Cementville
Wisconsin
-Illinois Largest State Park
-Our State Troopers Love Out of State Plates!
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Florida
Visit our low-sodium 3:00 PM Dinner Buffet.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Rhode Island: RHODE ISLAND IS NOT A UNIT OF MEASURE!
or
No, you're thinking of LONG Island.
Not all who wander are lost. -JRRT
New York
Like Chicago, but with the attitude.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
[quote=What Exit?]As a Yankees fan, I can attest to the fact that Massachusetts is clearly at the head of the line. They chanted "Yankees suck" (being the clever geniuses that they are) at their celebration rally for the first Patriots Superbowl win. The have been printing shirts with "Yankees Suck" at least as early as the 50s and this was for the Cub Scouts.[/quote:2erehu1b]Originally posted by OneCentStamp
While I'm a New Hampshire native and don't think much of Massholes, you must admit that they have a point.
Wyoming - The one you always forget about before the timer runs out.
Welcome to California - Please take someone with you when you leave...
Indiana
We Apologize in Advance
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
New York
The city to everyone else, Albany considered most Northern Point, by everyone hours north of that " "
How did I not see this until now? Yes, we are definitely first in line. And the Superbowl thing was a little silly. Something I saw that was much worse than that? In 2002 (same year) I was at a Bruins game during the football playoffs and what did the crowd cheer when it was announced that New York Jets had been eliminated? Yup, you guessed it. "Yankees Suck".Originally posted by What Exit?
Some of us take the Masshole thing a little too far.
Taumpy: Oh noes, you aren't a super powerful wave of destruction.
Panther Squad: It's true! My scythe does not shorn the biomonsters in great swaths like it ought!
Minnesota: Look, we'll smile and act nice if you insist, but we really don't know you, so don't mind if we just ignore you instead.
Minnesota: Passive-Aggressive Living at it's finest.
Minnesota: Home of people who've had the same tight group of friends since they were six and intend to keep it that way.
(note the theme?)
Minnesota: Yes, we really do live here. OK?
I reserve the right to be bothered by things that don't faze you,
and to cheerfully ignore things that bug the shit out of you.
I am not you.
Minnesota:
Please now how much nicer Duluth is than Superior, WI.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
Kansas:
Whatever
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
OK, I don't get this one and I live here.Originally posted by OtakuLoki
Massachussetts: Move your goddamn car to the RIGHT lane unless you're actively passing someone, dipshit!
Massachussets: Why yes, we do like our politicians corrupt, thankyouverymuch!
Originally posted by Laughing Lagomorph
Before Stephen King, there was a writer in the 20s and 30s by the name of H.P. Lovecraft. He wrote a body of supernatural horror that is still in print today, and has spawned several RPGs, and numerous internet jokes[sup:3hi278es]1[/sup:3hi278es]. While Lovecraft was a native of Providence, within his oeuvre there is a town and region on the shore of the Bay State where strange things concentrate, and often bad things happen. This is the town of Arkham, on the banks of the Miskatonic River, and home to Miskatonic University. If there is a home for Lovecraft's horrors within the human world, it is there. Among those horrors are the Shoggoth, amorphous creatures of inhuman appetite, incomprehensible goals, and unfathomable dimensions[sup:3hi278es]2[/sup:3hi278es].
[sup:3hi278es]1[/sup:3hi278es]: Such as those found here, or here.
[sup:3hi278es]2[/sup:3hi278es]: Much like Bay State politicians, but without the Euclidean shell of a body.
Nah. Pennsylvania stole that shit decades ago.Originally posted by Laughing Lagomorph
PA: Screwing the electorate, because we can.
Opportunity is missed by most people, because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Thomas Edison