I'm sick with it at the moment and a friend of mine told me there is a 100 day flu going around. After laughing/coughing my ass off I got to wondering how long it could actually last. 10 days? A month? I know you can be sick with cancer for years but I imagine having an infectious disease like the flu for more than a month would waste you away to death.
Please tell me I'm not going to be blowing my nose every five minutes for a hundred days.