Turn! Turn! Turn Left!
Turn! Turn! Turn Left!
OK, one more.
My Leaky Ding-A-Ling
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Oh man, this is the thread my dad's Pop Annual collection was made for.
Jack the Ripper Off
Cathy's Clown Suit
Pre Teen Angel
These Boots are Made for Crip Walking
Dancing Drag Queen
Groovy Dead Baby
Get Back, Motherfucker
Love Me Do Me
Got To Get Your Sister Into My Life
And I Love Her Fangs
Never Gonna Give You Up Either
Hotel Fresno, California
Take It Easy, Bitch
Please Stop, Mr. Postman
Let's Get It On Already
Alright, maybe I should stop.
Oh dear. This one made me LOL and then die inside a little.Originally posted by SmartAleq
Every dialect is a language, but not every language is a dialect. - Einar Haugen
Greasy Fat-Bottomed Girls
Up On The Roof-Rack
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Teenage Nuclear Wasteland
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
I Will Survive Decapitation
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
I Still Haven't Found What Address I'm Looking For
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
I'm A Nazi Believer
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover Payment
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
You Can Call Me Al Gore
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Into the Great Wide Open Legs
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Alabama Redneck Song
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Welcome to the Jungle Gym
Betty Lou's Gettin' Tongued Out Tonight
First Time Ever I Jig Saw Your Face
Give My Love To Charlie Rose
After the Gold, the Rush
Try Not to Breathe Sarin
Man, I'm Out of Time
We Didn't Start the Camp Fire
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Uptown Call-Girl
Oh, and stealing from Bumbershoot, Turn, Turn, Turn, Quick!
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Turn the Fucking Page!
So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.
Ride A White Supremacist Swan
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
And I Love You, So What?
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
My Buffalo Humps
Elderly Woman Splattered Behind the Counter of a Small Town
Cortez the Killer Whale
Knights in White Satin Panties
From me and a co-worker:
The Illegal Immigrant Song
Chocolate Sunday Bloody Sunday
Free Larry Bird
Cock Ring of Fire
Come While Dancing
China Girl Shortage
Going to Fresno, California
Lay, Lady Lay Me
Wish You Were Not Here
Eye of Tony the Tiger
What a Wonderful World War
Summer of Nonstop 69
Norwegian Morning Wood
No cage, thank you. I'm a human being.
A Hazy Shade of Winter Cabbage
We Come On Eileen
No cage, thank you. I'm a human being.
Janie's Got A Glue Gun
Don'tcha Know
Black, Ashy Magic Woman
Breaking Wind Beneath My Wings
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Off White Wedding
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Manic Monday Depression
Long Haired Country Boy Toy
Love Slave Shack
Another Brick In The Wailing Wall
Come As You Are Asphyxiating
Somebody's Watching Me Poop
When A Man Loves An Inflatable Woman
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Beatles:
Yesterday Sucked
I Want To Hold Your Hand Lotion
She Loves Kicking You
You've Got To Hide Your Love Toy Away
Getting Better Drugs
Got To Get You Into My Life Insurance
Here Comes The Sun Poisoning
Beethoven's 9th Hole Symphony
Bitches Ain't Going Shit
Tambourine Man Overboard
"Big Love" Will Tear Us Apart
Everybody Knows Raymond
Destroyed Like A Bridge Over Troubled Water
I'm a '99er! I demand elite status!
Good work, gang!
Long-Haired Bestiality Lover From Liverpool
She Bangs The Drum...Constantly
I Want To Hold Your Hand Bag
Hey You, Get Offa My Cloud Machine
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Eternal Flame Thrower
I Will Always Love Doing You
Running Drugs Up That Hill
Under A Blood Red Sky Diver
Party Political Girl
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Neil Diamond, the early years:
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Anorexic Brother
Solitary Pleasure Man
Girl, You'll Be A Woman-Suit Soon*
* It rubs the lotion on its skin...
Some of these are making me laugh out loud at my desk.
"You laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at you because I'm on nitrous."
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Free Climb Fallin'
Last Dance With Mary Jane Shoes
Jesus Loves Beating the Little Children
I Love To Tell the Felching Story
Saw Ye "Cassablanca," My Savior?
Jeremiah Was Licking A Bullfrog
I'm a '99er! I demand elite status!
Peanut Butter Recall
Baby Got Back Yesterday
Born Again in the USA
Cinnabon Girl (rule bender, sorry)
Blinded by the Light Saber
Dude looks Like a Ladybug
Love Handle Shack
Saw Horse With no Name
Auld Lang Cosine (again, sorry)
Proud Mary worth
Scenes from an Infested Italian Restaurant
Hey Jude Law
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
The Greatest Self-Love Of All
Give Me The Night Nurse
Son Of A Drunken Preacher Man
Please Release Me Vicar
You're The One That I Want Naked
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Istanbul (Not Constantinople), Alex.
Jail Time of Your Life
Would I Lie to You, Again?
Missionary Position Man
This Is the World Calling Collect
Sympathy for the Dust Devil
A Boy Named Sue Me
Brown Sugar Substitute.
Venus and ACK! Mars
Venus Flytrap In Blue Jeans
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Keep Your Hands To Yourself, Perv!
All She Wants To Do Is Square Dance
If You Really Love Me, Swallow
Bohemian Lunchbox Rhapsody
Down In The Tube Station At Midnight, Busking
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
America the Beautiful People
"The Turtle Moves!"
American Pumpkin Pie
For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her Body
The Boxer Shorts
Battle Hymn of the Banana Republic
Ballad of the Green Polkadot Berets
"The Turtle Moves!"