Idea stolen from here.
My grandfather invented fish splinters, the precursor to fish sticks.
Your turn!
Idea stolen from here.
My grandfather invented fish splinters, the precursor to fish sticks.
Your turn!
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
My grandfather didn't invent anything. But he's so old that he was around back when the Dead Sea was just getting sick!
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My grandfather invented the spoon.
"I won't kill for money, and I won't marry for it. Other than that, I'm open to just about anything."
-Jim Rockford
My grandfather invented the automostay. Called it 'the horseless chair'!
My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather invented the hedge fund derivative market on grass growing. This apparently led to the collapse of the Maya.
aka ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
"Follow your bliss." - Joseph Campbell
"There is no one right way to live." - Daniel Quinn (Ishmael)
My grandfather invented the family seed.
He also outlined a theory called the Catapillar Effect.
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
My grandfather invented the school bus.
My grandfather invented the culinary delight known as Creek 'n Coop, which is a trout served on a bed of over-easy eggs.
aka ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
"Follow your bliss." - Joseph Campbell
"There is no one right way to live." - Daniel Quinn (Ishmael)
My grandfather invented the patent office.
My grandfather invented the pen enlarger.
"It's your hamster Richard. It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing." - Anonymous Virgin Atlantic customer
My grandfather taught Chuck Norris how to fight.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
My grandfather invented the lockboard.
The precursor to the keyboard.
"It's your hamster Richard. It's your hamster in the box and it's not breathing." - Anonymous Virgin Atlantic customer
My grandfather invented the P-tip.
aka ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies
"Follow your bliss." - Joseph Campbell
"There is no one right way to live." - Daniel Quinn (Ishmael)
Yanno the old newsreel clips showing a helicopter reeling in the space capsule from its landing in the ocean?
My dad ( and some buddies) invented that.
Srsly.
My grandfather discovered cuesernic.Originally posted by Rabid Renaissance
He also came up with a good recipe for S-bones. It involved a hint of honey, harvested from an ay hive.
Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.
You know the tin can telephone? Yeh, well my grandfather innovated the wireless kind. He cut out the bottoms of the cans, and the people just shouted at each other.
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My grandfather invented most of the rays upto H, I think. Then someone else took over.
Aenigma sui temporis, ignota nativitas, occulta mors.
Uh. He invented the newsreel, the helicopter, the space capsule, or the ocean?Originally posted by Shirley Ujest
Halp.
everything in nature is sort of gross when you look at it too closely. what is an apple? basically the uterus of a tree - terrifel
My grandfather to the power of x, where x is a very large sum, invented the egg.
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
My favorite so far. Although "wireless tin can phone" is a close second.Originally posted by Rabid Renaissance
Anyways, my grandfather invented mittent windshield wipers. They're like intermittent windshield wipers, only they don't move at all.
Oh yeah?! - Well, my grandfather invented y'all's grandfathers!Originally posted by ivan astikov
- and the "deaf"-button which sorta caught on until some wiseguy ...
Aenigma sui temporis, ignota nativitas, occulta mors.
My grandfather invented weightloss... right after he invented the hacksaw. (and, to that end, he also invented amputation.)
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