My grandfather invented...

[AllWalker]

Idea stolen from here.

My grandfather invented fish splinters, the precursor to fish sticks.

Your turn!

[NinetyWt]

My grandfather didn't invent anything. But he's so old that he was around back when the Dead Sea was just getting sick!

[Oliveloaf]

My grandfather invented the spoon.

[Boozahol Squid, P.I.]

My grandfather invented the automostay. Called it 'the horseless chair'!

[Rabid Renaissance]

My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather invented the hedge fund derivative market on grass growing. This apparently led to the collapse of the Maya.

[AllWalker]

My grandfather invented the family seed.

He also outlined a theory called the Catapillar Effect.

[yawndave]

My grandfather invented the school bus.

[Rabid Renaissance]

My grandfather invented the culinary delight known as Creek 'n Coop, which is a trout served on a bed of over-easy eggs.

[iampunha]

My grandfather invented the patent office.

[Borisch]

My grandfather invented the pen enlarger.

[jali]

My grandfather taught Chuck Norris how to fight.

[Borisch]

My grandfather invented the lockboard.
The precursor to the keyboard.

[Rabid Renaissance]

My grandfather invented the P-tip.

[Shirley Ujest]

Yanno the old newsreel clips showing a helicopter reeling in the space capsule from its landing in the ocean?

My dad ( and some buddies) invented that.


Srsly.

[AllWalker]

My grandfather invented the P-tip.

My grandfather discovered cuesernic.

He also came up with a good recipe for S-bones. It involved a hint of honey, harvested from an ay hive.

[cmyk]

You know the tin can telephone? Yeh, well my grandfather innovated the wireless kind. He cut out the bottoms of the cans, and the people just shouted at each other.

[Kaspar Hauser]

My grandfather invented most of the rays upto H, I think. Then someone else took over.

[Myrnalene]

Yanno the old newsreel clips showing a helicopter reeling in the space capsule from its landing in the ocean?

My dad ( and some buddies) invented that.


Srsly.

Uh. He invented the newsreel, the helicopter, the space capsule, or the ocean?

Halp.

[ivan astikov]

My grandfather to the power of x, where x is a very large sum, invented the egg.

[PonderThis]

My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather invented the hedge fund derivative market on grass growing. This apparently led to the collapse of the Maya.

My favorite so far. Although "wireless tin can phone" is a close second.

Anyways, my grandfather invented mittent windshield wipers. They're like intermittent windshield wipers, only they don't move at all.

[Kaspar Hauser]

My grandfather to the power of x, where x is a very large sum, invented the egg.

Oh yeah?! - Well, my grandfather invented y'all's grandfathers!
- and the "deaf"-button which sorta caught on until some wiseguy ...

[cmyk]

My grandfather invented weightloss... right after he invented the hacksaw. (and, to that end, he also invented amputation.)