Poll: What mythological creature would you have sex with?

[AllWalker]

I'm feeling silly, and have the urge to launch a poll, so go figure.

Classic mermaid - human torso, fish tail
Inverted mermaid - fish torso, human legs

Classic centaur - human torso, horse body
Inverted centaur - horse torso, human legs

Classic angel - human, with bird wings
Inverted angel - human-sized bird (of your choosing), with human limbs (of your choosing)

I figured you should have two options, since it is so hard to choose. Oh, and don't forget to justify your answers - spare no details.

[AllWalker]

I went with classic mermaid - I don't know why, there's just something so... sensual about the tail, despite the obvious difficulties it would raise. Plus, wet T-shirt contests would be the norm, when she is not wearing a shell bra. Hmmmm.

I also voted for demon - anyone who has read the Quantum Gravity series knows the sexual potential demons can have. I mean, you can apply the terms hot, steamy, fiery, smoking, dangerous and exotic very literally. I mean, come on. Oh, and they also have tails.

Classic angels missed out, but it was a close call. An angel wearing a shell bra, maybe...

[Rube E. Tewesday]

All I could think of was demon. Most of the rest just seemed to animally, and, hey, maybe I watch Supernatural too much, but demons just seem like they would be WILD in the sack.

[Axxon]

Demon = masters of temptation. Enough said.

Angels = epitome of goodness. Just for a change of pace.

Honorable mention to zombie.

[Campionaki]

Classic Angel, because it would either have to be in heaven, or end up being a heaven on earth. Oh, and because it would make a great story to tell later!

[Harlequin]

Two options just isn't enough. I picked classic mermaid and classic angel, but I'd do classic centaur and demon too, and probably inverted centaur. Inverted mermaid... no. There's something icky about it.

[eleanorigby]

No Touched By An Angel joke? I'm disappointed....


I chose classic angle and classic merman. Come to think about it, though, the classic merman can't really DO much, now can he? Then again, he does come with 2 strong arms and a mouth...

I chose an angel because the notion intrigues me. Demons I can take or leave and I have no interest in smelling of the stables.

[Ludovic]

A woman who loves me.

[sublight]

I prefer a human face, so the inverted choices were out.

Maybe I played too much D&D, but the monster guides always went out of their way to portray zombies and demons (with the exception of succubi) as being pretty foul.

That left classic mermaid, classic centaur and classic angel. And as much as it's a common boast to make, neither I nor any other human male is literally hung like a horse, so I doubt the centaur chick would be getting much out of the encounter.

[CrashMyBicycle]

What, no vampires?

Out of what you had, Classic Angel and Classic Mermaid are my choices.

[Zuul]

I went with a merman, though I sincerely hope he's got some man-parts hidden in there. I'm not touching a cloaca.

As the rest were either revolting or had religious connotations, that's the only one I could settle on.

[terrifel]

Inverted zombie.


ETA: that is to say, a zombie that is alive-- not simply a regular zombie that is inverted.

[Kat]

What? No choice of satyr?

[puppygod]

Angel (classical one) and demon. Demons are horny, after all. And pair of fluffy wings can be sexy, even if they limit number of possible positions. Mermaid was close, as number three, but actually having legs is advantage, after all.

Oh, and I like the idea of inverted zombie.

[yawndave]

Can I have sex with the Angelina Jolie version of Grendel? Please?

[freekalette]

I see that tentacle monsters aren't on the list. Help, help! I'm being oppressed!!

Guess I'll have to go with the demon. I'm twisted like that.

[Glazer]

Classic Angel. I was already married to a demon and have dated to many fishy women.

[Zuul]

I see that tentacle monsters aren't on the list. Help, help! I'm being oppressed!!

Guess I'll have to go with the demon. I'm twisted like that.

It could be a tentacled demon. In which case I might have to change my answer.

[Skald the Rhymer]

Can I have sex with the Angelina Jolie version of Grendel? Please?

She played Grendel's mother, not Grendel . Not to mention

[spoiler:tlxqw8xm]being the mother of the dragon who ultimately slew Beowulf, by Beowulf[/spoiler:tlxqw8xm].
I wouldn't have sex with the mythological versions of any creature on this list. I'm fairly certain that angels are sans genitalia, and demons are not to be trusted; likewise mermaids. Nymphs are fine, though.

[yawndave]

She played Grendel's mother, not Grendel...

Quite correct. But if she HAD "played" Grendel...I'd still be up for it. So to speak.

[Ludovic]

I'm fairly certain that angels are sans genitalia

Angels don't make love: angels are love.

[Harlequin]

I'm fairly certain that angels are sans genitalia

Not according to the OP, apparently: humans with bird wings.

[Cluricaun]

demons are not to be trusted

Hey, guess who has a dick now? C'mere handsome, it's my turn! :twisted:

[sinjin]

I went with the classic angel and the demon. Oooo yeah fluffy wings and a broad back to carry them (see Sharon Shinn's Angel books). And a demon for when I'm feeling a little evil. :twisted:

[terrifel]

I started to wonder about the legitimacy of "inverted" mythological creatures-- seriously, a fish with a human ass?!-- and was this close to doing a Google search on the subject before I came to my senses.

[jekake03]

Succubuss. Just be careful with the fangs.

[Sami]

Before I read your list, I just came in here to vote for the Geico Gecko. That's one hot lizard (or would be if he were taller). As for your list, I guess the classic Angel or classic Merman.

[ShelliBean]

Had to go with the centaur. I hear he's hung like a ... oh nevermind.