QED, you need to read the rule book

[Liberal]

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/sho ... stcount=37

Rule 38, section II, paragraph 4, subsection 12, item d, states:

Anything said about Lynn Bodoni is a personal insult, and is forbidden here, there, and everwhere. This includes, but is not limited to "Lynn is so pretty" and "Lynn thinks things". Posters violating this rule will be warned if we like them or banned if we don't.

But it looks like Dex superimposed Rule 39, section XIX, paragraph 10, subsection 3, item g:

When shit is hitting the fan and Ed is under siege and longtime members are fleeing by the hundreds, bannings and warnings may be eschewed in favor of public chastisement and stern reminders.

Lest you think you have a case, I would advise you that Dex knows the rulebook better than almost anyone. Remember that he knew it well enough to invoke Rule 41, section XCLXVII, paragraph 4, subsection 9, item yyza:

When Richard Nixon does something, it is not illegal.

Oh, sorry. Wrong item. Rule 41, section XCLXVII, paragraph 4, subsection 9, item yyzb:

When Dex advocates a board war, it is not against the rules.

I recommend you appoint a proxy to speak on your behalf, lest you be issued another stern reminder.

[iampunha]

One of them needs to change his (or her) name to Baghdad Bob just to give this episode a touch more realism and humor.

(Talk about ignoring the burning house because your socks don't match.)

[Q.E.D.]

Shit, I can't keep up with the rulebook over there. It's written on an Etch-a-Sketch, for fuck's sake.

[jali]

I can't believe she actually said, "my rules still apply." Her rules. Shit, man.

It's worse than I thought. I only go back to the SDMB now using the links that are posted here. I've heard that Ms. Bodini was bad, but this takes the cake. And I wanted that cake. So fuck her.

[Q.E.D.]

So fuck her.

No, thank you. I bet even her vagina bites.

[Q.E.D.]

Oh, and Lib? Fuck you. That's right, fuck you for making me log on for the first time this morning and have the first thought run through me head be "Oh, shit, what did I do now?"

Bastard.

[iampunha]

No, thank you. I bet even her vagina bites.

To be fair, it does have rules regarding biting.

[Liberal]

Oh, and Lib? Fuck you. That's right, fuck you for making me log on for the first time this morning and have the first thought run through me head be "Oh, shit, what did I do now?"

Bastard.

Thank you so much for fucking me! I haven't been fucked in a while now, thanks to Ed. It's great that a man of your calibre can roll out of bed and fuck me just like that! Now, go read that rule book and come back and fuck me anytime!

[Borborygmi]

Oh, get a room, you two cuntcakes!

[iampunha]

Thank you so much for fucking me! I haven't been fucked in a while now, thanks to Ed. It's great that a man of your calibre can roll out of bed and fuck me just like that! Now, go read that rule book and come back and fuck me anytime!

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.



(Not safe for work, but, um, duh.)

[Roulette]

Shit, I can't keep up with the rulebook over there. It's written on an Etch-a-Sketch, for fuck's sake.

Just wanted to say that this is the most excellent description of the recent rulebook I've heard yet

[featherlou]

You guys are still fighting over there? I envy you your energy; I can't muster up what it takes to wade through the threads and try to find a way to post my opinion on the topic at hand in a way that fits within the rules that I don't know or understand.

[Dragon]

A Liberal QED is a thing of beauty.... Just not this early in my day....