Anyone got a squeegee and a bucket?
Anyone got a squeegee and a bucket?
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Say what you want about ivan; the guy knows how to make an entrance.
Huh, huh... that's what she said!Originally posted by Borborygmi
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Just to try and cement my claim as a threadkiller extraordinaire, I've just checked my Dope history and discovered I killed 15 of my own 101 threads!
So, unless you've got a better than one in ten kill rate, don't even try mixing it with me... or I'll pay a visit to your favourite thread. Grrrr...
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
No -- please, no -- Don't touch my pristine threads, unread, and unanswered! It would spoil my thread-killing claims.Originally posted by ivan astikov
I smell of bourbon. Bourbon and win.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Nope, just of bourbon.
"The Turtle Moves!"
Actually, when it's more than 160 proof like that it's not technically Bourbon.
No, it's drag fuel with food coloring. I call it "Cluricaun's Extra".
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
More like "Cluricaun's Extra Squishy Liver Squeezing Out His Butthole."
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Oh, you've seen the new label?
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
So, my royalty check's in the mail then?
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
It would be, but I can't seem to make it to the post office, what with this squishy liver falling out of my bunger all the while.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Jaysus, suck it up, buttercup! Slap a maxipad on that bitch and get my my money! Lazy sod...
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Stop trying to give him a happy period.Originally posted by SmartAleq
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Why not--men should have them too, it's only fair. Or give them a choice--either get a happy period or get a fat nutshot once a month.
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Man...I haven't killed a thread all month...
Resolved: Those weird boneless rib shaped meat pattie things marketed under the BBQ Riblet type names are shamefully delicious.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
You again.Originally posted by Cluricaun
This thread is my confirmed kill. Discussing the deliciousness of a McFood has no place here.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
I don't even like the McD's ones. I like the ones that the Am/Pm gas stations sell. I'm sick.
How do you pronounce your username? With a hard "J" sound or a soft one? Jolly or Holly?
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Then again, McFood is a guaranteed killer, sooooo....
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Now I can hear, "...have a holly-jolly Christmas, it's the best time of the year...". Thanks C!Originally posted by Cluricaun
It's pronounce "jolly" most of the time.
It's pronounced "oh my god you're the best" at other times.
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
That same thing happens every time I see your name in a thread.Originally posted by jali
That's better than having Eye in the Sky by The Alan Parsons Project stuck in your head though. It's been in mine for three days now.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
If it's gotta be Alan Parsons, "Psychobabble" is a lot worse...
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
I wasn't asking for additional suggestions love.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Originally posted by SmartAleqBolding mine- It doesn't sound like the thread is what's shooting the balls...Originally posted by Cluricaun
ps. Oh, and it's me that kills 'em. I will just mention my sweetie little daughter, and BAM!
*Pffth!* Amateur...
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Every morning when I wake up, I think I'm Larry Hagman for around 15 minutes.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
That's okay, I actually AM Larry Hagman for about fifteen minutes after I get up. Sure makes taking that first morning piss an adventure...
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Kristin, I believe that is your cue.
BLAM!
"The Turtle Moves!"
Ow, fuck that stings! And don't call me Kristin.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Put some ointment on that, ya big baby!
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Jesus lady, I've a liver falling out of my arse and now a gunshot wound. Give a brother a break, could ya?
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
So, would you like that break in one of your legs, or in one of your arms? Which would go best with your other injuries?Originally posted by Cluricaun
Why didn't anybody send me a telegram? Thread is over.
Because a telegram from the US to Ireland costs $19.95 plus $.88 per word.Originally posted by An Gadaí
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Beat it kid.Originally posted by Cluricaun
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Gimmie my fish back first.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
You'd best spend your day hoping I don't beat you with that fucking fish because if I do you'll be pining for the days of JUST having your liver squishing out yer bum and the dripping gunshot wound, see if you don't!
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Originally posted by Cluricaun
[whiney loud voice] MOM! MOM! Cluricaun won't leave me alone! [/whiney loud voice]
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
I'm a little frightened of SmartAleq right now.Originally posted by SmartAleq
They weren't singing....they were just honking.
Glee 2009
Resolved: Spraying your girlfriend with Resolve carpet cleaner will not magically settle your differences.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
No, but it gives her that fresh, new carpet smell!
Don't worry, little girl, I won't hurt you... much...
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
Don't make me turn this thread around and go back home!Originally posted by jali
Is it wrong that I immediately made this into a dirty joke?Originally posted by SmartAleq
"The Turtle Moves!"
Did you incorporate excessive friction and 'carpet burns' in it?Originally posted by silenus
To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.
Ok, that's it. Threads over.
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
Bullshit, we need to push this bitch up to four pages--THEN it can die!
Silenus, I would've been disappointed in you if you hadn't!
"And I hope I don't get born again, 'cuz one time was enough!" -- Mark Sandman
One day, a farmer woke up to find that all 100 of his cows had died. Without his cows, he is ruined. So he goes to the nearby lake, and drowns himself.
The oldest brother wakes up, reads the note left by his father, and decides that life isn't worth living. So he goes to the lake to drown himself as well. There is a mermaid there. She tells the boy that if he can screw her 5 times, she will resurrect his father, and the cows. Anyway, the boy tries his best, but only can do it 3 times. So, she kills him.
The second oldest brother goes to the lake to drown himself, and the mermaid is there. She says that if he screws her 10 times in a row, she will resurrect his father, brother, and cows. He tries his best, but only can get it up 8 times.
The youngest brother then goes to the lake. The mermaid tells him that he must do it with her 20 times. He looks at her, bemused, and then says "What about 100 times? Or 200?"
The mermaid goes "Err, you think that you can handle it?"
And he replies "Sure! How do you think all the cows died???"
Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.
That's the best you got, boyo?