It seems a shame, to kill a thread on this new board

[Giles]

Do not (can you hear me?) post anything after THIS! :twisted:

It's about time we started page 2 of this thread. Once that's happened, this thread can die. :mrgreen:

[Martini Enfield]

Perhaps this thread drank the antidote by accident?

[Borborygmi]

Giles and Martini Enfield: I love your avatars!

[jali]

"I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!"

Alwight you wascally wabbits. Wememba what happened the last time this was spoken....

[Martini Enfield]

Giles and Martini Enfield: I love your avatars!

Thanks! I'm rather fond of it too.

[LurkMeister]

I'm a non-fucking thread killer.

Is that good or bad?

[SmartAleq]

Fucking the thread to death sounds feasible--lemme get my strap on tool!

[LurkMeister]

Fucking the thread to death sounds feasible--lemme get my strap on tool!

*slowly backs away from SmartAleq*

[Cluricaun]

There is only one weak spot of this thread, and that is the eye. Once the thread's eye opens up, shoot a arrow there. This particular boss thread will take three hits. This thread does shoot balls out at you, so just dodge them.

[featherlou]

I'm afraid to post to this thread now, in case I become the official Thread Killer.

See, the way I figure it is that my posts are so witty, pithy, and full of wisdom that there just isn't anything left to say after them.

[fisheroo]

I figure my posts suck ass, and everyone x's out in disgust.

[jali]

There is only one weak spot of this thread, and that is the eye. Once the thread's eye opens up, shoot a arrow there. This particular boss thread will take three hits. This thread does shoot balls out at you, so just dodge them.

Gave me a Zelda, TOOT shiver just now. Is this how I beat Bongo-Bongo?

[Cluricaun]

Gave me a Zelda, TOOT shiver just now. Is this how I beat Bongo-Bongo?[/quote]

Holy shit, someone parsed that? I'm stunned. It's to beat blue Gohma, but still the Zelda catch blows my mind.

[Borborygmi]

Frankly, I think it would be more fun to drop the spear on the opposite side of the screen from the magnet, and then position ourself such that the spear runs through the thread before it has a chance to eat us.

[SmartAleq]

*delivers mail-fisted donkeypunch to thread in mid-stroke*

Y'know, when it finally kicks off it's gonna feel goooooooood.....

[beebs]

Flagged this thread for hate speach.


"Donkeypunch" offends me.

[SmartAleq]

Well obviously you ain't doing it right then!

[ivan astikov]

There's actually a movie called "Donkey Punch". I must check what that's about on imdb.

[SmartAleq]

That's awesome, I'm gonna check that out myself...

Well, as long as it's not a cookbook.

[Martini Enfield]

Why, exactly, would a woman wearing a strap-on want to donkey-punch her partner?

[LurkMeister]

I'm just biding my time until I can get my orbiting nuke in place.

[SmartAleq]

When they clench up it causes the strap on to buck and give extra resistance. That and hey--punching a guy in the back of the head! Epic win!

[Martini Enfield]

When they clench up it causes the strap on to buck and give extra resistance.

Hmmm. Interesting. I shall make a note of this.

[Cranky Old Broad]

*sneaks in, kills thread, runs off unnoticed*

[SmartAleq]

Nice try... *getting boot in*

[Cranky Old Broad]

Well, damn.

:mrgreen:

I'll have you know I took particular glee at checking this thread throughout the evening and not seeing any responses. I guess my thread-killing mojo is out of whack. But that's okay. I've got my eyes on another thread!

[beebs]

:: trips over thread ::

[SmartAleq]

*ties thread in knot, sets it on fire*

[Borborygmi]

She burning our thread!

[Giles]

In Soviet Russia thread burns you!

[SmartAleq]

Oh yeah, how careless of me--shit, I could burn the whole place down, what WAS I thinking?

*stomps on thread until it stops flaming and moving*

[silenus]

Google-bot is currently reading this site. Look busy!

[Borborygmi]

I'm getting pretty sick of that fucker always lurking and never contributing anything.

[beebs]

I think it worked, you killed it.

[SmartAleq]

Well, it was coughin' up blood last night...

[Borborygmi]

Hopeful news! Coughing up blood can be a frightening experience, but it isn't necessarily serious, according to the Mayo Clinic's website.

[featherlou]

I'm still afraid to post to this thread. Maybe even MORE afraid!

[LurkMeister]

Is this thread still here?

[silenus]

Is this thread still here?

Nope. It's all in your imagination.

[LurkMeister]

Good.

[SmartAleq]

Huh. We have a lot of snails up here and slugs as well. They don't seem to die either, there's always plenty of them. They don't like salt--wonder what that would do to this fucker?

*gets all sumo wrestler salt chucker on the thread*

[silenus]

Oh, no. Get back here, young thread. You aren't dropping off the front page until you finish your homework!

[jali]

Alright.

Finally.

I am the official thread killer.

TYVM.

[SmartAleq]

Um, no.

You're not.

But thank you for playing!

YMMV.

[jali]

Uh -huh!

[Cluricaun]

Die thread die!

[jali]

Mr. Cluricaun,

I'll say this as nicely as possible sir: This is not your thread to kill.
Begone!

[ivan astikov]

< vomits on thread floor and farts on the way out >

[Borborygmi]

Say what you want about ivan; the guy knows how to make an exit.

[jali]

Thanks for making yourself at home senor astikov.

Come back in, clean up this puddle of rummy-minty gook and then get out!