It seems a shame, to kill a thread on this new board

[beebs]

I'm really good at it, it's such a shame. I read an interesting thread, feel compelled to add my two cents to the topic, and there it goes to the bottom. Sunk. I don't mean to kill threads, I swear, it just, sorta, happens. Anyways, I'm sure no one is reading this, and more than likely this will sink like an anchor; but I just had to come out and say it.

Hi, I'm beebs, and I'm a threadkiller.

[runner pat]

Time to pull the plug on this one. :mrgreen:

[Cluricaun]

Hi, did I miss anything?

[Wile E]

You think you're a thread killer? I'll show you thread killer.

Squitties!

[Cluricaun]

I've finally figured out something that is not improved by adding bacon: open wounds.

[Giles]

What we need is a competition, to see who is best at killing threads.

[jali]

I'm the winner!

Just watch.

[runner pat]

I'm the winner!

Just watch.

Nope.

[Cluricaun]

I've won the last two, but by default as they were shut down for being retarded. I don't know how this will work here, since we're pretty much free to keep going until we drop.

[silenus]

Oh...I misread the previous post. It says "they...were retarded."



Nevermind.






:mrgreen:

[Baldwin]

I've sometimes felt like a thread-killer. Maybe it's confirmation bias; I'm not remember all the threads I posted to without being the last poster.

[Cluricaun]

Oh...I misread the previous post. It says "they...were retarded."

If you had read any of them, especially the one that went on for over a thousand posts, we were all a little retarded by the midway point.

[Vox Imperatoris]

I'm the winner!

Just watch.

Nope.

Ah, so this is what they call a "postcount padding" party...

[silenus]

Ah, so this is what they call a "postcount padding" party...

Not at all.

[Borborygmi]

If this was, in fact, any sort of party, then I'd be wearing pants.

Well, any sort of party I've ever been to so far, anyway.

Wait, what was the question?

[Cluricaun]

Ah, so this is what they call a "postcount padding" party...

It may appear so on the surface, but as LOUNE or Beebs or Sgt. Schwartz or Fisha could tell you.......it's much more insidious than that.

[rhythmonly]

Thread over.

[LurkMeister]

Nope, now it's over.

[TheFlame]

Reported as spam







( :mrgreen: )

[freekalette]

beebs!!!! I missed you. Haven't seen ya in awhile. How you been, man?

[beebs]

Kiss kiss baby.

[Martini Enfield]

If I was any better at being a thread-killer, Frederick Forsyth would be writing thriller novels about me.

[Chicken wire?]

Nah, you've got to be an unheard of blow-in to kill threads worth a damn. Y'all are too famous.

[ivan astikov]

< kicks thread in the nether region >

Now stay down!

[Dangerously Unqualified]

Nah, you've got to be an unheard of blow-in to kill threads worth a damn. Y'all are too famous.

Hey now, I resemble that.

Oh, and...

Hi ya beebs, how ya doin?

If this was, in fact, any sort of party, then I'd be wearing pants.

Well, any sort of party I've ever been to so far, anyway.

Wait, what was the question?

See, I was thinking the opposite, most parties I've been to (and remember) seem to involve not wearing pants for some reason or another.

[ivan astikov]

I must be losing my touch.

[fisheroo]

Someone rang?

Cue Ray Parker

If there's something strange
On your favorite board
Who you gonna call?
THREADKILLERS!

If it's something weird,
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
THREADKILLERS!

I ain't 'fraid of no threads
I ain't 'fraid of no threads



















Nice earworm, eh?

[Giles]

What? This thread is still going? Maybe this post will kill it.

[pedescribe]

The irony gods are cruel, capricious beings who like nothing more than to see us suffer in poetic ways, meaing:
This thread will never ever die.

[criminey.jicket]

:okes thread with stick::

Hunh. Still twitching.

[Inner Stickler]

Ow! Watch where you're swinging that thing! You got me in the eye!

[runner pat]

*Rubs paddles together*

CLEAR!!!!

ZAAAPPPP

[LVgeogeek]

*Rubs paddles together*

CLEAR!!!!

ZAAAPPPP

Nah, it was only mostly dead. I'll kill that for you...

[Indyellen]

Nope, my job. :mrgreen:

[LurkMeister]

Do I have to come in a second time in order to kill this thread?

[Inner Stickler]

Probably. Maybe even a third time.

[drewbert]

I've killed more threads than I've started. OK, not on this board... yet. It won't take long.

[SmartAleq]

If this was, in fact, any sort of party, then I'd be wearing pants.

Pants? At a party? How... quaint!

*surreptitiously steps on thread's neck then joggles up and down on it*

[Hatshepsut]

Mommy! Look at the cute thread that followed me home. Can we keep it, pleez mommy?

I promise to feed it every day.

[fisheroo]

Honey, your thread went out to play at Uncle Jim's farm. He'll like it much better out there in the country.

[SpazCat]

I've already poked one thread with a stick today and that failed to do anything. Let's see what a

SHARP JAB!

will do.

[Cluricaun]

Pwned.

[criminey.jicket]

Still not dead.

Honey, your thread went out to play at Uncle Jim's farm. He'll like it much better out there in the country.

Oh, look. A rainbow over the bridge.

[Cluricaun]

Honey, your thread went out to play at Uncle Jim's farm. He'll like it much better out there in the country.

My mom told me that same thing about my first dog, Foofers. So one day I went to Uncle Jim's farm to see old Foofers and Uncle Jim took me aside and said "Son, I don't know how to tell you this, but Foofers is dead."

So I burned his house down. I mean seriously, that fucker killed my dog!

[beebs]

Probably ate him too.

[LurkMeister]

*empties five clips from his Uzi into the thread*

That oughta do it.

[Cluricaun]

Probably ate him too.

I see you've met Uncle Jim.

[fisheroo]

Probably ate him too.

I see you've met Uncle Jim.

We all have an Uncle Jim. Or in my case, an Uncle Larry.

[Cluricaun]

Better than an Uncle Ernie.

[jali]

What is wrong with all of you?

I'm the official fucking thread killer.

Do not (can you hear me?) post anything after THIS! :twisted: