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    Default 100 bad ideas for board publicity

    1. Official domebo anthrax attacks.
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    2. DoMeBo, your source for all things Goatse and Lemon Party.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    3. Get endorsed by Boris Johnson.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    4. Start a land war in Asia.
    To sleep, perchance to experience amygdalocortical activation and prefrontal deactivation.

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    DoMeBo Book Club - First offering - The Anarchist's Cookbook
    "The Turtle Moves!"

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    6. Start an Al-Qaeda fundraiser thread.
    7. Host file sharing

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    CRSP is pleased to announce that Creative Loafing, Inc has purchased DoMeBo.

    On the index page:
    Our newest member Eddie Z.
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    Quote Originally posted by Cluricaun
    2. DoMeBo, your source for all things Goatse and Lemon Party.

    Dont' forget about MeatSwing. Can't mention Lemon Party without MeatSwing!
    Les sanglots longs des violons de l'automne blessent mon coeur
    D'une langueur Monotone

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    Domebo - ed zotti loves us.
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
    Glee 2009

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    Free crack for the member who invites the most new posters.

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    <wields shotgun>

    *BLAM* *BLAM* Message board! *BLAM* Get yer red hot message board here! *BLAM BLAM*
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    DoMeBo - Hot Explicit Nude Photos of Smoky Robinson.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    Mass emails!

    Losing weight has never been so DoMeBo
    Retire early with DoMeBo
    Free Bankruptcy Evaluation at DoMeBo!
    Viagra at worldwide low on DoMeBo
    DoMeBo gives you the girth you want
    So now they are just dirt-covered English people in fur pelts with credit cards.

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    #?) Purchase Pop-Up ads for where ever the cheapest deal is.
    #+1) Spam, Spam, Spam

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    Sponsors of YEE HAR NASCAR Liquor And Dum-Dum Bullets!
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    DoMeBo - It stands for Do Methamphetamines Boys!
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    DoMeBo - your link to Nigerian online enterprise, my beloved.
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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    Domebo---We don't do that Hi Opal shit here.
    Valete,
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    Quote Originally posted by Oakminster
    Domebo---We don't do that Hi Opal shit here.
    This is good board publicity to me.
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
    Glee 2009

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    DoMeBo - Sign up here to get your free clubbed baby seal.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    Quote Originally posted by Oakminster
    Domebo---We don't do that Hi Opal shit here.
    I would like to vote for this as our offical board catchphrase.
    Open the airlocks and jettison the penguins!

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    DomeBo: If you're not already a member, then FUCK YOU. You're not good enough for us!

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    DoMeBo: Official Sponsors of the 2009 NAMBLA Hot Dog Eating and Salami Hiding Contest.
    "The Turtle Moves!"

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    Domebo: Saying "Suck it, Jesus" since 2009.

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    DoMeBo: Fighting imperiousness since 2009, it's gonna take longer than we think.

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    We could always shave our heads, don our Snuggies and hang out at the airport passing out flowers while chanting "Doh May Boh".

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    Hire Ron Jeremy to do a series of ads with the tagline "Hi, I'm Bo."

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    DoMeBo, the home of sick and violent pornography. The kind that makes your significant other cry if they find it.
    Hell, if I didn't do things just because they made me feel a bit ridiculous, I wouldn't have much of a social life. - Santo Rugger.

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    Quote Originally posted by silenus
    DoMeBo: Official Sponsors of the 2009 NAMBLA Hot Dog Eating and Salami Hiding Contest.
    Here I was going to suggest a banner add on NAMBLA.org.

    Guess I'll have to go with Option No. 2: Domebo-brand Baby Seal Skull and Rib Fragments.

    Betcha can't spear yourself on just one!

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    DoMeBo - Sign up, and Bo will do you!
    I didn't make the world this way, it was like this when I got here

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    I could paint the URL on my body, then go streaking.

    Trust me, that's a VERY bad idea.
    There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches. -- Ray Bradbury's "Coda"

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    Steal underpants.

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    Quote Originally posted by ultrafilter
    Steal underpants.
    That's only the first step. Then what?
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    DoMeBo: Your one-stop shopping experience for petrified rat dung and rancid yak butter!
    "Dude, your statistical average, which was already in the toilet, just took a plunge into the Earth's mantle." ~ iampunha

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    Quote Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy
    DoMeBo: Your one-stop shopping experience for petrified rat dung ...
    Didn't another company already try that?

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    add webcam

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    Domebo: ...Or Giraffes ... Or Teemings .... or some blending of these, we'll let you know.
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
    Glee 2009

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    DoMeBo: Where everyone is perfectly free to call you a cuntwaffle!

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    A series of TV commercials.

    Fat, slovenly guy looks up from his Magic: The Gathering cards to see a badly aged Bo Derek walking past. "Do me, Bo!"

    Fat ugly woman running after the guy who played Bo Duke. "Do me, Bo!"
    I reserve the right to be bothered by things that don't faze you,
    and to cheerfully ignore things that bug the shit out of you.
    I am not you.

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    Quote Originally posted by Chimera
    A series of TV commercials.

    Fat, slovenly guy looks up from his Magic: The Gathering cards to see a badly aged Bo Derek walking past. "Do me, Bo!"

    Fat ugly woman running after the guy who played Bo Duke. "Do me, Bo!"
    It took me a second.

    Funny as hell.
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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    QbZrOb: jr yvxr rapelcgvba!
    Something tells me we haven't seen the last of foreshadowing.

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    "Domebo - We'll Come to Your House and Poke You In the Eye!"

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    We could always get Mike Lucas to do a TV show for us.

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    Or get George Lucas to write our dialogue.

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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov
    4. Start a land war in Asia.
    i LOLd.
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