Snuggies! Fasta Pastas! Micro Fiber Miracle Cloth
Now you can find all the HILARIOUSLY bad and stupid products out there! All made for people who are too stupid to cook pasta, find a robe-or their own assholes with both hands and a flashlight!
Snuggies! Fasta Pastas! Micro Fiber Miracle Cloth
Now you can find all the HILARIOUSLY bad and stupid products out there! All made for people who are too stupid to cook pasta, find a robe-or their own assholes with both hands and a flashlight!
"At Pottery Barn, if you knock over a lamp, you have to glue it back together, even if when you're done it looks terrible and it doesn't work. Oh, and you have to stay in the store forever. Oh, and it's an exploding lamp. "
-Stephen Colbert
Snuggies are my favourite at the moment. That commercial with the family at the football game, looking like Satan worshippers in a low-budget horror movie... comedy gold.
This is nothing new. I remember seeing that website around, like, five years ago, if not more.
I know! Who the hell would actually go out in public in one of those?Originally posted by Rube E. Tewesday
I must admit, though, the idea of having one or two around at home is kind of appealing. I mean, I am always getting irritated at having to choose between dexterity and total blanket coverage...
Every dialect is a language, but not every language is a dialect. - Einar Haugen
But what's the benefit of a Snuggie over a nice, big fuzzy robe?Originally posted by Hostile Dialect
I know it's been around-but it's fun to browse, and I wanted to word it like they do in the commercials.
Yay! I can just sit on my ass and get a six pack in just TWO WEEKS!!!
"At Pottery Barn, if you knock over a lamp, you have to glue it back together, even if when you're done it looks terrible and it doesn't work. Oh, and you have to stay in the store forever. Oh, and it's an exploding lamp. "
-Stephen Colbert
Because Snuggies make you look like a member of the Polyphonic Spree. So if you get one and wear it in public, you, too, can look like you belong in an indie pop group.Originally posted by Orual
There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches. -- Ray Bradbury's "Coda"
A lot of infomercial crap can be bought at Walgreens. Saw Shamwows, that bonding/glue shit from that Billy Mays guy, PedEggs, etc there. Didn't see Snuggies but I only walked straight to the front register, all the things I mentioned were in the front of the store. They also have a "Seen on TV" section at Walgreens, at least around here.
I like going to the infomercialratings site and see what products are actually crappy.
You know, it's nice to see that the cult Thulsa Doom still has followers ...Originally posted by MsRobyn
I saw Snuggies at the Wal-Greens near me. My mother really wants one; I think I'll get it for her for Mother's Day.Originally posted by myskepticsight
I'm not good at the advice. Can I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?