I Pit The Snow

[jali]

I pit this fucking snow that's actually sticking to the ground.

This is Georgia and this should not be. I'm supposed to get lost looking for Peachtree Street, I'm supposed to respond to "ma'am", I'm supposed to eat grits, and I'm supposed to say, "bless your heart".

The song is, "A Rainy Night In Georgia" not a fucking snowy afternoon in Georgia.

I'm not supposed to have to deal with this.

I'm allergic to fucking snow. This town will probably shutdown soon - my afternoon television viewing will be interrupted by gleeful newscasters reporting on the run on milk and bread at the local groceries. The meteorologists will show up in their weekend emergency clothes because of the emergency.

I will be unable to wear my really cute boots to go skating tonight since I will bust my ass if I try to do my cute walk on icy pavement.

THERE MIGHT NOT BE SKATING. Whoa! This is serious.

Whoever's in charge of this fucking snow: CUT IT OUT! Now!

[Diana]

It's snowing here as well. Since I'm in Boston, I suppose it's "supposed to", but I don't have to like it any better, dammit. Fucking snow.

[Veb]

It's clear and sunny here. Um, in northern Illinois, actually. It's unnatural and twisted and I'm so sorry. Well, not really too sorry because I'm pretty tired of snow and ice by now. But your snow sucks, jali.

It could just be Nature's payback for grits. Grits are evil, just bland, slippery evil and no amount of pepper can disguise that.

[MsRobyn]

We had a couple inches on the ground this morning, but it's gone now. Good thing, too, because I hate it. It's pretty and all, but I hate feeling cooped up.

[ivan astikov]

Chin up, Jali, you've still got it turning to slush to look forward to!

( Make sure you have your 'grippy' shoes on if it freezes over. You pay heed to your Uncle Ivan! )

[ShelliBean]

Oooooo I am so with you on this. I made the comment elsewhere on the board that the reason I live in Mississippi is because I do not want to put up with this shit.

I am very much the snow grinch. I am the cold grinch.

This is horseshit and I can't wait until spring.

[Julie]

I am very much the snow grinch. I am the cold grinch.

Can I be your dog, Max? I'll wear an antler and everything if you go stop coldness from coming.

[ShelliBean]

Yeah, but I do expect complete adoration when I sing my song...

[Vinyl Turnip]

Aw, go pound sand. I like snow. I wish it would've snowed harder and stuck around longer. I wish it snowed hard at least two or three times a year here. What I don't like are the nine out of ten snow panics that end up being false alarms.

Snow is good. It beautifies, however briefly, the boring brown sameness that surrounds us almost every day of the year.

[Glazer]

To bad it didn't stick around till today. I would have liked to have had the day off.

Besides you haven't seen panic till you've seen an Atlanta snow rush hour.