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    Quote Originally posted by ulfhjorr
    "You take the van, I'll keep the dog."
    wild arse guess - man about dog?

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    nope.
    Better is heart than a mighty blade
    For him who shall fiercely fight;
    The brave man well shall fight and win,
    Though dull his blade may be.

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    Quote Originally posted by ulfhjorr
    I want to know what you think the best line is. That movie had a shit-ton of great lines.

    It's Nicholson in The Last Detail.
    The best line from The Last Detail? It's another NIcholson gem (of course)

    Well, kid, there's more things in this life than you can possibly imagine. I knew a whore once in Wilmington. She had a glass eye. Used to take it out and wink people off for a dollar

    You're definitely right. That movie was full of great lines.

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    Quote Originally posted by ulfhjorr
    "You take the van, I'll keep the dog."
    Snatch?
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    But "You take the van, I'll keep the dog" is from the cinematic classic "Slap Shot" and is uttered by that guy who isn't Paul Newman.

    So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'm madas hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

    Easy one, but a good 'un.

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    But of course that line was from Slap Shot, th ebest damn sports movie ever!
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    Though dull his blade may be.

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    Quote Originally posted by sistercoyote
    Well, I'm betting that's Sam Jackson, and my WAG is "Snakes on a Plane." Which I have not seen.
    This makes me wonder how many lines there are in cinema (other than the above) that have the word 'motherfucker' in them twice(!) and were not uttered by Samuel L Jackson.

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    Quote Originally posted by Boozahol Squid, P.I.
    But "You take the van, I'll keep the dog" is from the cinematic classic "Slap Shot" and is uttered by that guy who isn't Paul Newman.

    So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'm madas hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

    Easy one, but a good 'un.
    Could it be....Network?

    This is better'n TV, man. This is my neighborhood!
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    Quote Originally posted by Boozahol Squid, P.I.
    So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'm madas hell, and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

    Easy one, but a good 'un.
    I can't name the movie, but this scene was an internet meme amongst libertarian Ron Paul types. I've seen it many times.

    Edit: previous poster got it: Network

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    Yeah, it was Network. I miss seventies movies... and I wasn't even alive, then!

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    Just to be clear, my quote again:

    This is better'n TV, man. This is my neighborhood!
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    damnit , I am sure I saw that on an airplane the other day. Is it a recent movie?

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    Quote Originally posted by PrecambrianMollusc
    damnit , I am sure I saw that on an airplane the other day. Is it a recent movie?
    No, it is not a recent movie.
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    Can we have a clue yet?
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    Sorry! Two for the price of one:

    The quote in question is spoken by Corey Feldman, and the film is a comedy.
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    Not enough of a clue?

    The movie was released in the 1980s, and Henry Gibson played the villain.
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    Ahh... an 80's movie starring Corye Feldman? That narrows it down...

    On wiki'ing who the hell Henry Gibson is, I think I remember the movie. As using wiki is probably cheating, I'll spoilerize it.

    [spoiler:v68lau5b]The Burbs?[/spoiler:v68lau5b]

    Gibson, by the way, is a fantastic actor. The fact that his stage name may be an homage to Henrik Ibsen just makes him all the better.

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    As the thread owner, if you are right, I am going to turn a blind eye to this wiki-lapse, so I hope you have a quote ready Boozy?
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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov
    As the thread owner, if you are right, I am going to turn a blind eye to this wiki-lapse, so I hope you have a quote ready Boozy?
    Of course I do. Hopefully a little easier.

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    Yes, that is the correct movie. And somehow, I'm delighted that I managed to stump folks with it.
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    [quote=Boozahol Squid, P.I.]
    Quote Originally posted by "ivan astikov":sn1q3nu0
    As the thread owner, if you are right, I am going to turn a blind eye to this wiki-lapse, so I hope you have a quote ready Boozy?
    Of course I do. Hopefully a little easier.

    Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room![/quote:sn1q3nu0]

    Honestly boozy.
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    Quote Originally posted by RoOsh
    Honestly boozy.
    Dr. Strangelove
    Half right

    Your turn, RoOsh.

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    another fun one:
    "What happens if whatever that was in there, that killed the guy - killed me, what happens if that fucking thing gets in here? "
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    Clue, plz? KTHXBAI.
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    Quote Originally posted by RoOsh
    another fun one:
    "What happens if whatever that was in there, that killed the guy - killed me, what happens if that fucking thing gets in here? "
    The Thing?
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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    Clue: This movie was a sequel. (even though I like giving my clues after a week- I AM trying to win this thing after all)
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    Quote Originally posted by jali
    Quote Originally posted by RoOsh
    another fun one:
    "What happens if whatever that was in there, that killed the guy - killed me, what happens if that fucking thing gets in here? "
    The Thing?
    Nope, good try though. You're in the right genre of sorts....
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    Near Dark?
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    Nope (was that a sequel?)
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    Aliens.
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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    Nah.

    This quote was one of the BETTER ones from the film, there weren't many good ones.
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    Also since I feel kind.... pay attention TO the Quote. It's not a typo or anything weird. But the Quote explains the film in a major way. I was debating italicizing one word of it, but figured that'd make it TOO obvious....
    "Dude, your statistical average, which was already in the toilet, just took a plunge into the Earth's mantle." ~ iampunha

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    Quote Originally posted by RoOsh
    Also since I feel kind.... pay attention TO the Quote. It's not a typo or anything weird. But the Quote explains the film in a major way. I was debating italicizing one word of it, but figured that'd make it TOO obvious....

    I googled, so I won't play this one. I would have NEVER gotten this answer. I hated the first one, so never considered seeing the second.
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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    Cabin Fever?

    Hang on. It had a sequel?
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    Was it the Ginger Snaps follow up?
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    Quote Originally posted by jali
    Quote Originally posted by RoOsh
    Also since I feel kind.... pay attention TO the Quote. It's not a typo or anything weird. But the Quote explains the film in a major way. I was debating italicizing one word of it, but figured that'd make it TOO obvious....

    I googled, so I won't play this one. I would have NEVER gotten this answer. I hated the first one, so never considered seeing the second.
    The first one I thought was quite good. The second was was just so over the top rediculous. The 3rd one was a return to the roots of the first one, and sorta explained a lot of the first one. But if you didn't like the first, you won't like the 3rd. The 2nd one is Just Bad though. It's worth renting if you ever have a "Bad Movie Night" as it's VERY easy to MSK3000 (ie: mock) this film for quotes like the above. I'd view it more of a bad comedy than what it really is.*

    *ESPECIALLY if you have any knowledge of college level Science
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    Quote Originally posted by RoOsh
    Quote Originally posted by jali
    Quote Originally posted by RoOsh
    Also since I feel kind.... pay attention TO the Quote. It's not a typo or anything weird. But the Quote explains the film in a major way. I was debating italicizing one word of it, but figured that'd make it TOO obvious....

    The first one I thought was quite good. The second was was just so over the top ridiculous. The 3rd one was a return to the roots of the first one, and sorta explained a lot of the first one. But if you didn't like the first, you won't like the 3rd. The 2nd one is Just Bad though. It's worth renting if you ever have a "Bad Movie Night" as it's VERY easy to MSK3000 (ie: mock) this film for quotes like the above. I'd view it more of a bad comedy than what it really is.*

    *ESPECIALLY if you have any knowledge of college level Science
    That description sounds a bit like the highlander movies - the first was pretty good, the second , well enough said. I didn't see the third but I believe it went back to the first.
    I just can't see where the quote would fit though along with being in the same genre of sorts as the Thing

    "What happens if whatever that was in there, that killed the guy - killed me, what happens if that fucking thing gets in here? "

    no clue

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    :sigh: only cuz I'm already winning with my previous entry:
    Here it is redone:
    "What happens if whatever that was in there that killed the guy- killed me- what happens if that fucking thing gets in here? "
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    Oh so the guy who is talking saw himself being killed by something? Some sort of alternate reality thing?
    Nope not a movie I have seen.

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    Nightmare On Elm Street?
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    Nope. Think Sequel guys (the Sequel had it's own known title, not just ____ 2)
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    I give.

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    Quote Originally posted by RoOsh
    Nope. Think Sequel guys (the Sequel had it's own known title, not just ____ 2)
    That's not entirely true. I looked it up.

    [spoiler:1zn6bkwg]Cube 2: Hypercube.[/spoiler:1zn6bkwg]

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    I have been told by my younger bro' that it is "Cube 2".

    I'd seen "Cube", which I enjoyed, but not that one.

    And I see he was right. At least he's made up for steering me wrong in the "Screenshot" thread.
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    Cube 2: Hypercube is the answer.

    Cube was great.
    Cube 0 wasn't bad. (yes, the 3rd move was called Cube 0- it's a prequel)
    Cube 2 was the most ridonkulous shit I've ever seen. Hilarious but painful.
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    Well, RoOsh, you win. I never heard of the original (or the prequel,) either
    And from reading the imdb description... that sounds like the sort of plotline you think up really late at night. Kudos to the writers for selling the screenplay.

    Wanna try again, with a line that we may have heard of?


    ETA: Looks like it was actually Cube [sup:19xqthkt]2[/sup:19xqthkt]... Cube Squared... you know, because math, and stuff.

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    Aw, crap! I almost guessed that that was it. I saw it earlier today but didn't reply. Actually, it was the 'Hypercube' bit that threw me off since I forgot about that. That, and I don't remember the second one much since I stopped paying attention about an hour into it, because it did, in fact, suck.

    Cube (the original) is an amazingly good mindfuck movie.

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    So is it RoOsh up with a new quote or Ivan?

    or an easy one to kick things off again
    'I'm hungry. Let's get a taco'

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    Quote Originally posted by PrecambrianMollusc
    So is it RoOsh up with a new quote or Ivan?

    or an easy one to kick things off again
    'I'm hungry. Let's get a taco'
    I like easy ones. Reservoir Dogs.

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