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    I've got a 'cop' film in my mind, but I can't come up with a name!
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    Quote Originally posted by jali
    American Pie?
    nope
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    Is it that movie with brad pitt and Morgn Freeman..with the head?

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    Is it a scary movie?

    Scary Movie?
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    American Pie 2... or Clerks II?
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    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov
    American Pie 2... or Clerks II?
    Don't be a copycat!
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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    Quote Originally posted by jali
    Quote Originally posted by ivan astikov
    American Pie 2... or Clerks II?
    Don't be a copycat!
    I think you were on the right track tho. More so than my 'cop film' theory.
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    It's "Cursed." Really bad werewolf movie with Joshua Jackson (R.I.P.)
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    Quote Originally posted by sistercoyote
    It's "Cursed." Really bad werewolf movie with Joshua Jackson (R.I.P.)
    I've never heard of this.

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    Quote Originally posted by jali
    Quote Originally posted by sistercoyote
    It's "Cursed." Really bad werewolf movie with Joshua Jackson (R.I.P.)
    I've never heard of this.

    If you're right, you get to post a line.
    I may not be right, so I'll wait for RoOsh to say for sure.

    If it is, though, this is a Really Really bad Werewolf movie. Not the worst I've seen (that honor goes to a pseudo soft-core porn the title of which I have mercifully blocked out of my mind). But not Bad in a Good Way, either, as opposed to, say Dog Soldiers.
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    Are you from Reno?
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    Quote Originally posted by sistercoyote
    Quote Originally posted by jali
    Quote Originally posted by sistercoyote
    It's "Cursed." Really bad werewolf movie with Joshua Jackson (R.I.P.)
    I've never heard of this.

    If you're right, you get to post a line.
    I may not be right, so I'll wait for RoOsh to say for sure.

    If it is, though, this is a Really Really bad Werewolf movie. Not the worst I've seen (that honor goes to a pseudo soft-core porn the title of which I have mercifully blocked out of my mind). But not Bad in a Good Way, either, as opposed to, say Dog Soldiers.
    I have seen this movie, and I am pretty sure that you are right. It's a horrible movie. Worse, even, than Lost Boys II.

    Here's one that could be tough:

    "Because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!"

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    Quote Originally posted by jali
    Are you from Reno?
    Sparks, actually.
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    It was. He/She got it right.

    -_-
    I had some GREAT other quotes from it lined up....
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    Quote Originally posted by mozg

    "Because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!"
    Lock Stock and two smoking Barrels

    I think Sister Cyote needs to give us a movie line to guess

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    "We're all men of our words, really."
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    Cool, I killed the thread.

    Also, RoOsh, just because my user name apparently isn't clear enough - I'm a she.

    Or at least, I was the last time I checked.
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    Is it The Dark Knight?
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    Nope, although I can see where you'd think that.
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    sweet.
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    Quote Originally posted by sistercoyote
    "We're all men of our words, really."
    Is this one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies? (I guess the first.)

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    You are correct, parzival. The full quote (which I thought would be too much of a giveaway) is:

    Quote Originally posted by jack sparrow
    She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our words really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
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    Ah, of course. I had imagined him saying it to one of the other captains, but the 'except for Elizabeth' is what makes that line (and would have given it away for sure).

    I'll throw this one out:

    "I really don't think so ... Sue."

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    Rita, Sue And Bob Too.
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    Is that a guess or is that actually a line from that?

    It' s not the one I'm thinking of.

    As a hint, the one I'm thinking of dates from around the same time.

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    Quote Originally posted by parzival
    Is that a guess or is that actually a line from that?

    It' s not the one I'm thinking of.
    It was a WAG!
    Do I still get half a point if it was?
    Quote Originally posted by parzival
    As a hint, the one I'm thinking of dates from around the same time.
    So, you've narrowed it down to the 80's.

    You evil bastard!
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    If no one (else) has a guess, I'll answer yes/no questions. (Half-point and a :mrgreen: smilie to ivan.)

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    Can I ask if it is a comedy yet?
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    It is, indeed, a comedy.

    Another hint, if you want it: [spoiler:3m1bw7x9]The ellipsis indicates a pause but also an action being taken.[/spoiler:3m1bw7x9]

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    Clue?
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    Quote Originally posted by parzival
    It is, indeed, a comedy.

    Another hint, if you want it: [spoiler:2nufqtpi]The ellipsis indicates a pause but also an action being taken.[/spoiler:2nufqtpi]
    Weird Science!

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    May we discuss it among ourselves here or should we spoiler things?

    ETA: I see it has been guessed!!
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    Guessed correctly! Boozahol Squid gets it right.

    After creating the ideal woman, Gary & Wyatt go to the perfume counter to get her a gift.

    Sue says condescendingly, "You boys looking for something for your mother?"
    Gary responds with the line, pausing to look over the counter at her nametag to finish the line.


    Although perhaps would have been the better quote to go with. (edit: Yes, that is Robert Downey, Jr.)

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    Hey Boozy, it's your turn now.

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    You tell him, parzival.
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    What I really want to do with my life - what I want to do for a living - is... I want to be with your daughter. I'm good at it.

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    John Cusack - Say Anything (I nearly said Hi Fidelity)

    'And that gentlemen, is how we do that'

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    Tom Hanks - Apollo 13.

    But it could be a different film, so I'll let you confirm before I post another.
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    Quote Originally posted by sistercoyote
    Tom Hanks - Apollo 13.

    But it could be a different film, so I'll let you confirm before I post another.
    Is it the bit where he fixes something with bubblegum?
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    I don't remember anyone fixing anything with bubble gum in Apollo 13, but it's been a while since I've seen it.

    I'm not sure where exactly in the movie it is; I just know that when I read the quote, I heard Hanks' voice saying it.
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    Quote Originally posted by sistercoyote
    I don't remember anyone fixing anything with bubble gum in Apollo 13, but it's been a while since I've seen it.
    It might have been a black and white B-movie then.

    I'm a bit shaky with my cinema recollection. I've seen that many films they are all beginning to blend into one.
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    Apollo 13 it is. tom hanks says the line just as they have finished the main launch bit and you see the rocket heading off arround the earth prior to themgettimg out of their suits.
    Good job sir.

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    Err good job ma'am , sistercyote is up. Incidentally I had the same deal with the john cusak quote, I could hear the voice, took a while to place the film.

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    Default Here's one

    I wouldn't want to shoot you. Might need the bullets.
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    Quote Originally posted by sistercoyote
    I wouldn't want to shoot you. Might need the bullets.
    I'm pretty sure this is from one of the craptastic Resident Evil movies. Probably the first one.

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    Damn. I've stumped people with that one before.

    And of course they're craptastic, but they're great for illustrating "gaze" in film.
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    "I am the motherfucking shore patrol, motherfucker!"

    (only the second best line from that movie... will release best line if that's too hard)

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    Well, I'm betting that's Sam Jackson, and my WAG is "Snakes on a Plane." Which I have not seen.
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    I want to know what you think the best line is. That movie had a shit-ton of great lines.

    It's Nicholson in The Last Detail.
    Better is heart than a mighty blade
    For him who shall fiercely fight;
    The brave man well shall fight and win,
    Though dull his blade may be.

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    "You take the van, I'll keep the dog."
    Better is heart than a mighty blade
    For him who shall fiercely fight;
    The brave man well shall fight and win,
    Though dull his blade may be.

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