I'm sick of seeing people write "Here, here" when they agree with something on a message board. Clearly you've heard the expression but never seen it written down - It's "hear, hear" you fucksticks.
I Dome (will that ever catch on) all the managers at my work who request things to be finished by "close of play" on a given date. What the fuck's wrong with "end" - a three letter word instead of a three letter acronym? Close of play sounds so fucking stupid - you're a middle manager in an office, not the captain of a cricket team.
Commuters of London: If you get on the bus and it's crowded with people standing downstairs, why the fuck don't you have a look see if there's any seats on the top floor? Are you scared the bus is going to hit a bridge or something? I almost always do unless I'm just going a couple of stops, and nine times of the ten there's free seats up there. The reason this is such a pain is that if the bottom floor's full the driver won't let any more passengers on. Waiting in the pissing rain for the bus then seeing it sail past the stop is really fucking annoying.