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    Maximum Proconsul silenus's avatar
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    Hot damn! I get to pop the new board's Pit cherry.

    I hereby Pit.......somebody. Somewhere. For something they did or didn't do.


    Hmmmm....it's usually not this hard. I mean, it's usually rock-hard. That's it. But faced with such a virginal, unsullied canvass, I find myself cowed, somehow.

    A little help here?
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    Welcome, silenus!

    Oh, and fuck you.
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    Fuck all of you! Fuck off and die! In a knife-fight, from getting butthurt!

    Gah, I needed that.

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    Oh and may the home you're renovating catch fire from the oven you're installing to bake deep dish pizza, and may you die in that fire.

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    I would also like to Pit somebody, somewhere, but I'm a little hesitant to go too public about it at this point. I think some of you may guess who and what I'd like to Pit.

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    Come on, let it out.

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    Oh FUCK YOU silenus! That's right Fuck You and Fuck Your loud shirts!*


    *no offense, Silenus. no actual encouragement of fucking intended. just wanted to exercise my right to those words. Feels good


    I actually got a laugh out of the faux pitting. I really needed that.
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    ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

    Just trying a bit of primal scream therapy.

    I feel much better now.

    In fact, I'll try that again - ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

    Oh yeah, that felt good.
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    Pretty colors.

    Fuck (of course in the gentlest manner possible for the first time) you!
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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    Oh - it's ivan.

    Sod off you bugger!

    (do I sound British?)
    They weren't singing....they were just honking.
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    Quote Originally posted by jali
    Oh - it's ivan.

    Sod off you bugger!

    (do I sound British?)
    No. Sorry. You either got it, or you don't.

    Also, LMHNYCAB.
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    Fuck all of you mother fucking cunts with a rusty pitchfork while Ed Zotti shoves a steaming hot curling iron up your Santorum encrusted asses!!!!


    Aaaaaah...that felt good!!!


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    Somebody on the SDMB just defended the new rules by snottily saying that we should "act like adults", even when angry. "Acting like adults", in this context, apparently means not swearing -- what country does that work in? "Fuck you" was the only reasonable, adult reply to that, but obviously I couldn't say it. (To be fair, it was in ATMB, so I would have had to take it to the Pit. . . where I still couldn't say it.)

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    Quote Originally posted by Brewha
    *no offense, Silenus. no actual encouragement of fucking intended. just wanted to exercise my right to those words. Feels good
    I *would* fuck Silenus.

    Woo!

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    Quote Originally posted by NinetyWt
    Quote Originally posted by Brewha
    *no offense, Silenus. no actual encouragement of fucking intended. just wanted to exercise my right to those words. Feels good
    I *would* fuck Silenus.

    Woo!

    Well, who wouldn't?



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    Quote Originally posted by Baldwin
    Somebody on the SDMB just defended the new rules by snottily saying that we should "act like adults", even when angry. "Acting like adults", in this context, apparently means not swearing -- what country does that work in? "Fuck you" was the only reasonable, adult reply to that, but obviously I couldn't say it. (To be fair, it was in ATMB, so I would have had to take it to the Pit. . . where I still couldn't say it.)
    I act like an adult in the real world all the time (well, most of the time) - excuse me if I rant and rave sometimes on the internet as a safety valve. :evil:

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    I'm glad Ed doesn't control the behavior of movie characters, because then we wouldn't have Michael Keaton, in the underseen movie The Paper, delivering this dialogue:

    (Context: his character has just turned down a job offer at the New York Times in order to keep working at his colorful tabloid.)

    Times Editor (snootily): "You just turned down the chance to report the world."

    Keaton (shoutingly): "Oh yeah? Well, I don't live in the fucking world, I live in fucking New York City, so go fuck yourself!"

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    "Adults". Meh-where do you think I learned all those words? Listening to my dad when he was putting something together. Oh, except the eff-word. THAT I learned from my Gramma. She was a very devout Catholic-with a vocabulary that would make a teamster blush.
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    I'd like to Pit the English language for being such a cussing wuss.

    I'd also like to know why is it considered a bad thing to wish sex upon someone, but maybe that should go to GQ.

    Will people wishing fuck upon silenus be subjected to the wrath of his wife, using his ax collection?

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    Quote Originally posted by featherlou
    Quote Originally posted by NinetyWt
    Quote Originally posted by Brewha
    *no offense, Silenus. no actual encouragement of fucking intended. just wanted to exercise my right to those words. Feels good
    I *would* fuck Silenus.

    Woo!

    Well, who wouldn't?


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    I wonder if suggesting that Ed Zotti go and fuck himself gently with a chainsaw will get me banned from SDMB?

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    No, but it will earn you one point from the "Heathers" fan club.
    There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches. -- Ray Bradbury's "Coda"

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    Well, this is bizarre. Like when I'd dream I was at my school, and I knew it was my school, somehow, even though it looked nothing like it usually did. The same people were there, and so was I, but I'd be naked from the waist down, just like I am now. Uncanny. I know from canny, and this is like, the opposite of canny.

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    Vinyl, you crack me up, you motherfucker. Welcome aboard and die in a fire.

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    Quote Originally posted by Nava
    Will people wishing fuck upon silenus be subjected to the wrath of his wife, using his ax collection?
    You people are safe. I, on the other hand.......


    Let's just say I haven't informed The Light of My Life of this board's existance quite yet.


    As for those of you who have expressed an interest, however jocular and hypothetical.....thank you! :mrgreen:
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    Quote Originally posted by Vinyl Turnip
    Well, this is bizarre. Like when I'd dream I was at my school, and I knew it was my school, somehow, even though it looked nothing like it usually did. The same people were there, and so was I, but I'd be naked from the waist down, just like I am now. Uncanny. I know from canny, and this is like, the opposite of canny.
    I dreamt I was back in school last night, and Amy Acker was my instructor and she was very mad at me. Were I an actual man, I think I might have found that quite interesting.

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    Well, I for one, I'm thrilled to be able to call someone a "cunt" again. Actually, it may be my first.

    Go ahead, pop my cherry, see if I won't...anyone? Bueller?
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    Quote Originally posted by RedFury
    Well, I for one, I'm thrilled to be able to call someone a "cunt" again. Actually, it may be my first.

    Go ahead, pop my cherry, see if I won't...anyone? Bueller?
    My name's not Bueller, you daft cunt!


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    Speaking of fucking ....


    Nice rack, mozg.

    8-)
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    Quote Originally posted by NinetyWt
    Speaking of fucking ....


    Nice rack, mozg.

    8-)
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    Fuck the WORLD! :mrgreen: (That felt pretty good.)



    (Uh, why didn't that smiley work?)

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    Quote Originally posted by Vinyl Turnip
    Well, this is bizarre. Like when I'd dream I was at my school, and I knew it was my school, somehow, even though it looked nothing like it usually did. The same people were there, and so was I, but I'd be naked from the waist down, just like I am now. Uncanny. I know from canny, and this is like, the opposite of canny.
    Lo this last year on the SDMB have I been amused from afar by your repertoire of humor. May you persist long and prosper.

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    Quote Originally posted by featherlou
    Quote Originally posted by NinetyWt
    Quote Originally posted by Brewha
    *no offense, Silenus. no actual encouragement of fucking intended. just wanted to exercise my right to those words. Feels good
    I *would* fuck Silenus.

    Woo!

    Well, who wouldn't?


    Me. I'll gladly drink with him, but fucking ain't gonna happen.
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    [Family Guy]Well, I just plain don't like black people.[/Family Guy]
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    Fuckshitcrapdamn.

    Just because I can.

    That felt good.

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    Quote Originally posted by Baldwin
    Somebody on the SDMB just defended the new rules by snottily saying that we should "act like adults", even when angry. "Acting like adults", in this context, apparently means not swearing -- what country does that work in? "Fuck you" was the only reasonable, adult reply to that, but obviously I couldn't say it. (To be fair, it was in ATMB, so I would have had to take it to the Pit. . . where I still couldn't say it.)
    This "act like adults" shit gets right up my ass--listen, you toffee noses, I AM an adult, I DO swear quite a lot and with feeling, and therefore by definition swearing IS acting like an adult. Do little kids pop off swearing and get away with it? Fuck no, they get their stupid little mouths washed out with soap and rightly so for being so idiotic. As an adult I reserve the right to express myself in any way I see fit, since I also accept the responsibility for any offense I may give and the repercussions thereof--on account of being an adult. I fucking refuse to be trivialized in this manner by whingey little pricks who mealymouth about "bad language" while putting inappropriate apostrophes in "its." Wallah! I refuse to accept that any other person has the right to define FOR ME what my expression will or will not be, unless that person is my parent, my spouse or my employer and even then there are definite limits. Likewise, any mealymouth who gets their hair blown back with a hearty FUCK YOU should have been prepared to accept the responsibility for the offense they caused, and not try to hide behind "Oh, but I didn't use any SWEARS so anything I said couldn't possibly have caused offense, and even if it DID it's WORSE to SWEAR!" Criminey, what are these people, five?
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