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15 Feb 2022 02:11 PM
#2051
Member
Mal: "Miss Nandi, I have a confession to make."
Nandi: "Maybe I should get the Shepherd."
Mal: "Well, I ain't sinned yet. And I'd feel a little more'n awkward if he were here when I did."
Firefly
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15 Feb 2022 06:28 PM
#2052
Oliphaunt
"When Josie comes home, so bad
She's the best friend we ever had
She's the raw flame, the live wire
She prays like a Roman with her eyes on fire"
— Josie
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17 Feb 2022 11:55 AM
#2053
Member
Nandi: "Malcolm, I been waiting for you to kiss me since I showed you my guns."
Nandi (after he kisses her but then draws back): "You okay with this?"
Mal: "I'm just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story."
Firefly
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19 Feb 2022 12:31 AM
#2054
Oliphaunt
"You know, there's room to move as a fry cook! I could be manager in two years: king! God!"
— Repo Man
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19 Feb 2022 03:46 PM
#2055
Member
Kaylee: "Cap'n seem a little... funny to you at breakfast this morning?"
Wash: "Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one."
Firefly
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24 Feb 2022 07:41 AM
#2056
Oliphaunt
"What a mind Einstein must have had: fucking morons, everywhere!"
— David Lynch, some interview he did
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24 Feb 2022 12:42 PM
#2057
Member
Inara: "So you took to bed with Nandi. I'm glad."
. . .
Mal: "So, you're okay. Well, yeah. Why… why wouldn't you be?"
Inara: "I wouldn't say I'm entirely okay. I'm a little appalled at her taste."
Firefly
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28 Feb 2022 10:04 PM
#2058
Oliphaunt
"An Aries guy will continue to ignore you, even if you turn on the waterworks in his presence. He is impervious to tears and unimpressed by theatrics.
He won’t feel sorry for you and instead will get annoyed and frustrated that he has to deal with you."
— some astrology website (don't give me any shit about it! it's fun!)
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01 Mar 2022 02:20 PM
#2059
Member
Zoe: "You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period."
Firefly
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01 Mar 2022 07:24 PM
#2060
Oliphaunt
"Vincent, what are you doing? Beat em, eat em and get out of here!"
— The Color of Money
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02 Mar 2022 03:17 PM
#2061
Member
Book: "Girls, nobody's going to die!"
Jayne (immediately after): "There's people gonna die."
Firefly
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04 Mar 2022 11:38 AM
#2062
Oliphaunt
"The original synth [Ensoniq SQ-80] was discontinued in 1989 and was famously used by the likes of filmmaker John Carpenter and Assyrian producer Aril Brikha."
— some blurb on a website
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04 Mar 2022 01:41 PM
#2063
Member
Jayne (over radio): "Whoa, now, girl, that is just plain dirty."
Mal: "Jayne, you aware your radio's transmittin'? Cause I ain't feelin' particular girlish or dirty at the moment."
Firefly
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05 Mar 2022 12:57 AM
#2064
Oliphaunt
"In the pipe, five by five."
— Aliens
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05 Mar 2022 01:14 PM
#2065
Member
Ooo, great movie!
"Guess she doesn't like cornbread."
Aliens
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07 Mar 2022 04:56 PM
#2066
Oliphaunt
"Hey Vazquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?
— No, have you?"
— Aliens
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08 Mar 2022 06:08 PM
#2067
Member
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit - it's the only way to be sure."
Aliens
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08 Mar 2022 08:51 PM
#2068
Oliphaunt
"It was a bad call, Ripley. A bad call."
— Aliens
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09 Mar 2022 08:23 PM
#2069
Member
"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
Aliens
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12 Mar 2022 07:02 PM
#2070
Oliphaunt
"Do you like what, I just ain't climbing in no dirty ass trunk!"
— Jackie Brown
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14 Mar 2022 08:45 PM
#2071
Member
Ordell Robbie: "You shot Melanie?"
Louis: "Twice."
Ordell Robbie: "Is she dead?" [Louis does not reply] "Is she dead, yes or no?"
Louis: "Pretty much."
Jackie Brown
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15 Mar 2022 06:39 AM
#2072
Oliphaunt
"One thing we don't need is that bitch surviving on us. Because pisces natives are in fact unstable, lazy and undisciplined."
— Jackie Brown (shooting script)
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16 Mar 2022 08:55 PM
#2073
Member
Ordell Robbie: "Here we go. AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes."
Jackie Brown
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17 Mar 2022 07:12 AM
#2074
Oliphaunt
"Normally I try to steer them to a nine millimeter, because it's practically the same damned gun, and doesn't have half the jamming problems of a forty-five."
— JB
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17 Mar 2022 02:48 PM
#2075
Member
"Shut your raggedy ass up and sit the fuck down!"
Jackie Brown
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17 Mar 2022 08:24 PM
#2076
Oliphaunt
"People born under Pisces have no idea how to follow instructions because they believe everything and are illogical."
— some website about stuff. (they also have no ability to provide clear instructions for various games of skill, or anything, really, except in sex)
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18 Mar 2022 09:18 AM
#2077
Member
"You can't trust Melanie. But you can always trust Melanie to be Melanie."
Jackie Brown
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19 Mar 2022 07:16 AM
#2078
Oliphaunt
"Who says she do anything for me? She my friend!"
—JB
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20 Mar 2022 03:27 PM
#2079
Member
"Half a million dollars will always be missed."
Jackie Brown
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20 Mar 2022 08:35 PM
#2080
Oliphaunt
"We eating, look at 'em sleeping
Now doobie sucker you supper
I tell 'em 'welcome to Kansas City, duck motherfucker!'"
— Tech N9ne, "Give it Up"
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21 Mar 2022 01:27 PM
#2081
Member
Petaline (holding her infant son): "Rance, this is Jonah. Jonah... say hi to your daddy." (she shoots Rance) "Say goodbye to your daddy, Jonah."
Firefly
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22 Mar 2022 07:21 PM
#2082
Oliphaunt
"Well now, here's a man who wants to get right down to it. Kinda anxious to get to it are ya?"
—Mulholland Drive
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22 Mar 2022 09:55 PM
#2083
Member
Kaylee: "You don't remember any of this?"
Simon (thinking back to a drunken party after graduating from med school): "I remember talking the feds out of telling my father. Or... or paying the feds out of telling my father? I get fuzzy on that aspect...."
Firefly
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25 Mar 2022 10:50 AM
#2084
Oliphaunt
“In the plain ordinary hustle you hide your true speed; in the psychological hustle you try to drive your opponent out of his fucking skull."
— Danny McGoorty, reported in Robt. Byrne, D. McGoorty, McGoorty: A Pool Room Hustler
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26 Mar 2022 11:33 AM
#2085
Member
Jayne: "Saint Jayne, got a ring to it!"
Book: "I'm just trying to remember how many miracles you've performed."
Jayne: "I once hit a guy in the neck from five hundred yards with a bent scope, don't that count upstairs?"
Book: "Oh, it'll be taken into consideration."
Jayne: "...You made that sound kinda ominous."
Firefly
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26 Mar 2022 04:26 PM
#2086
Oliphaunt
"Ever fight a dinosaur, kid? They can cause a variety of damage!"
— Mickey, in Rocky III.
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27 Mar 2022 11:13 AM
#2087
Member
Mal: "You know, the only thing you're gonna find in New Melborne is fish and fish-related activities, so unless you got the overwhelming urge to gut sturgeon... and who hasn't, occasionally...."
Firefly
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27 Mar 2022 03:19 PM
#2088
Oliphaunt
“At some level, all love is combat, a wrestling with ghosts.”
— Camille Paglia
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28 Mar 2022 01:27 PM
#2089
Member
Mal (after relieving River of a gun she, disoriented, didn't realize she was holding): "Fully loaded, safety off. This here is a recipe for unpleasantness."
Firefly
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28 Mar 2022 07:34 PM
#2090
Oliphaunt
"[W]ith Young Frankenstein, I bought 200 [white handkerchiefs] —it was a bigger crew, a lot of people. I said, “If you’re not in the scene, take this handkerchief, and when you feel you’re going to laugh, shove this in your mouth.”
— interview with Mel Brooks
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29 Mar 2022 12:03 PM
#2091
Member
River: "She understands. She doesn't comprehend."
Mal: "Well, I'm glad we've made that distinction."
Firefly
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29 Mar 2022 04:32 PM
#2092
Oliphaunt
"And the men of the city said unto him on the seventh day before the sun went down: What is sweeter than honey? and what is stronger than a lion? And he said unto them: If ye had not plowed with my heifer, ye had not found out my riddle."
— Judges reported speech by character "Samson" (spoiler alert: Delilah was involved as well).
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30 Mar 2022 12:47 PM
#2093
Member
Mal: "If I want a lot of medical jargon, I'll talk to a doctor."
Simon: "You are talking to a doctor."
Firefly
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31 Mar 2022 07:05 AM
#2094
Oliphaunt
"It's just too bad that girl's a bum
She's crafty - she's gets around
She's crafty - she's always down
She's crafty - she's got a gripe"
— Beastie Boys, "She's Crafty"
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31 Mar 2022 09:26 PM
#2095
Member
Wash: "Little River gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?"
Zoe: "Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up."
Wash: "I hope she does the soup thing, it's always a hoot and we don't all die from it."
Firefly
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01 Apr 2022 09:46 AM
#2096
Oliphaunt
"What it do, it's your boy big Snoop Dogg, and I need y'all to go subscribe right now to the AARP Channel, you know what I'm talking about?"
— Snoop Dogg, advertising for AARP
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01 Apr 2022 07:50 PM
#2097
Member
Zoë: "Where's River at now?"
Mal: "In her room, which I'm thinking we bolt from the outside from now on."
Firefly
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05 Apr 2022 02:23 PM
#2098
Oliphaunt
"It's better to be alone than to be with someone who makes you feel alone."
— hoary aphorism
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05 Apr 2022 05:15 PM
#2099
Member
Zoe: "Sir, I know she's unpredictable. But I don't think she'd harm anyone."
Jayne: "Butcher's knife?!"
Zoe: "Anyone we can't spare."
Firefly
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15 Apr 2022 08:48 PM
#2100
Oliphaunt
“I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I’m one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.”
— Mel Brooks
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