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18 Aug 2019 11:07 PM
#1251
Member
Rick: "I heard a rumor those two German couriers were carrying letter of transit."
Ugarte: "Huh? Oh, huh, I heard that rumor too. Poor devils."
Rick: "You're right, Ugarte. I am a little more impressed with you."
Casablanca
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19 Aug 2019 06:41 PM
#1252
Oliphaunt
"My heart should be well schooled
'Cause I've been fooled
Oh I've been fooled by you in the past."
— Sammy Cahn, lyrics to the standard "I Fall In Love Too Easily"
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19 Aug 2019 10:38 PM
#1253
Member
Victor Laszlo: "I know a good deal more about you than you suspect. I know, for instance, that you're in love with a woman. It is perhaps a strange circumstance that we both should be in love with the same woman. The first evening I came to this café, I knew there was something between you and Ilsa. Since no one is to blame, I - I demand no explanation. I ask only one thing. You won't give me the letters of transit: all right, but I want my wife to be safe. I ask you as a favor, to use the letters to take her away from Casablanca."
Casablanca
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19 Aug 2019 11:38 PM
#1254
Oliphaunt
"So What?"
— Miles Davis, unkn. date.
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20 Aug 2019 10:00 AM
#1255
Member
Ferrari: "As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man."
Casablanca
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20 Aug 2019 06:33 PM
#1256
Oliphaunt
"One, two, one two three, HIT IT!!!!"
— ending of Dr. John's performance in the movie The Last Waltz.
Incidentally, it's very difficult to practice clapping and metronome stuff at your place without it sounding like a special private moment. Which I assure you, it is not.
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20 Aug 2019 10:49 PM
#1257
Member
Rick: "You love her that much?"
Laszlo: "Apparently you think of me only as the leader of a cause. Well, I'm also a human being. Yes, I love her that much."
Casablanca
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20 Aug 2019 10:56 PM
#1258
Oliphaunt
"—Have a nice voyage to nowhere. I'll see you in a day or two.
—Don't get lost on the way home."
—Cape Fear, original, dialogue.
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21 Aug 2019 10:49 AM
#1259
Member
Rick: "You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics, mine is running a saloon."
Casablanca
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23 Aug 2019 10:09 AM
#1260
Oliphaunt
"Good luck, powder!"
— Vanishing Point, drug dealer to Kowalski after making a bet.
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23 Aug 2019 11:08 AM
#1261
Member
Ferrari: "What do you want for Sam?"
Rick: "I don't buy or sell human beings."
Ferrari: "Too bad. That's Casablanca's leading commodity. With refugees alone we can make a fortune if you work with me through the black market."
Rick: "Suppose you run your business and let me run mine."
Casablanca
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23 Aug 2019 01:40 PM
#1262
Oliphaunt
"Oh, no, Miss Elsie, I don't think I can remember that one."
— Casablanca
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23 Aug 2019 07:46 PM
#1263
Oliphaunt
"Man, you must be out of your fucking mind if you think I'm getting in this dirty-ass trunk. "
— Beaumont Livingstone, motion picture, Jackie Brown
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24 Aug 2019 03:58 AM
#1264
Oliphaunt
"Lewis: Let's go, we're late!
Melanie: Kiss my ass, fuckwad!"
—Jackie Brown
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24 Aug 2019 03:37 PM
#1265
Member
Ilsa: [crying] "Richard, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, but you are our last hope. If you won't help us, Victor Laszlo will die in Casablanca."
Rick: "What of it? I'm gonna die in Casablanca. It's a good spot for it."
Casablanca
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24 Aug 2019 07:42 PM
#1266
Oliphaunt
"Melanie: I want to be over there.
Lewis: You just...you just stay right here.
Melanie: Because you're a little bit too conspicuous.
Lewis: In? What? I don't care how inconscpicuous."
—Jackie Brown
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26 Aug 2019 01:30 PM
#1267
Member
Emil: [serving Rick another drink] "You're becoming your own best customer."
Captain Renault: [surprised] "Why, Ricky, I'm pleased with you - now you're beginning to live like a Frenchman!"
Casablanca
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26 Aug 2019 08:03 PM
#1268
Oliphaunt
"[The Tec-9] is advertised as the most popular gun in American crime. Do you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little book that comes with it: the most popular gun in American crime. Like they're actually proud of that shit."
—Jackie Brown
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26 Aug 2019 09:59 PM
#1269
Member
Woman: "What makes saloonkeepers so snobbish?"
Banker: "Perhaps if you told him I ran the second-largest banking house in Amsterdam."
Carl: "Second-largest? That wouldn't impress Rick. The leading banker in Amsterdam is now the pastry chef in our kitchen."
Banker: "We have something to look forward to."
Casablanca
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26 Aug 2019 10:06 PM
#1270
Oliphaunt
"You want some breakfast, or do you already know how to do that, too?"
— The Sting
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27 Aug 2019 12:32 PM
#1271
Member
Major Strasser: "Perhaps you have already observed that in Casablanca human life is cheap."
Casablanca
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28 Aug 2019 04:46 PM
#1272
Oliphaunt
"Life is cheap, in Angola: they give a convict a gun to shoot another one, if he run."
—"Angola" (I think is the title) sung by Dr. John on the Bluesiana Triangle album.
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30 Aug 2019 12:08 AM
#1273
Member
Captain Renault: "I was informed that you were the most beautiful woman ever to visit Casablanca. That was a gross understatement."
Ilsa: "You're very kind."
Casablanca
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30 Aug 2019 02:27 PM
#1274
Oliphaunt
"If I don't do it, somebody else will."
—Mac, "Such a Night" (refrain)
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30 Aug 2019 11:37 PM
#1275
Member
Ilsa: "I love you so much. And I hate this war so much."
Casablanca
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30 Aug 2019 11:48 PM
#1276
Oliphaunt
"Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way."
—The Blues Brothers
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31 Aug 2019 06:49 PM
#1277
Member
Captain Renault: "How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Someday they may be scarce. You know, now I think I shall pay a call on Yvonne. Maybe get her on the rebound. Hmm?"
Rick: "When it comes to women, you're a true democrat."
Casablanca
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31 Aug 2019 07:56 PM
#1278
Oliphaunt
"Except you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour or forty-five minutes of digging. And who knows who's gonna be coming along in that time? Before you know it, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be here all fucking night."
—Casino goddamned fucking assholes who print shit like wikiquotes fucking bastards, they never get the fucking quotes right, it's like they're fucking retarded or handicapped or something or don't fucking speak the fucking English shit mother fuckers.
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01 Sep 2019 10:28 AM
#1279
Member
Rick: "If it's December 1941 in Casablanca, what time is it in New York?"
Sam: "What? My watch stopped."
Rick: "I'd bet they're asleep in New York. I'd bet they're asleep all over America."
Casablanca
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01 Sep 2019 11:07 PM
#1280
Oliphaunt
"There are eight million stories in the Naked City. You have just seen one of them." —the Jules Dassin movie The Naked City (I think they used that line in the TV show spinoff, but I've never seen the TV show...and I might have remembered the line wrong...but it's close).
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02 Sep 2019 01:08 PM
#1281
Member
Ilsa: "Thank you for the coffee, monsieur. I shall miss that when I leave Casablanca."
Senor Ferrari: "It was gracious of you to share it with me."
Casablanca
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02 Sep 2019 07:51 PM
#1282
Oliphaunt
"I ate a bowl of chili / And I felt OK / At least until I passed / This fine Cafe / I saw a guy eatin / A great big steak / While a waitress stood by feedin him / Ice cream and cake"
— "It Should Have Been Me," sung by Ray Charles
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03 Sep 2019 10:01 AM
#1283
Member
Captain Renault: "Tell me, when we searched the place, where were [the letters of transit]?"
Rick: "Sam's piano."
Captain Renault: "Serves me right for not being musical."
Casablanca
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03 Sep 2019 07:37 PM
#1284
Oliphaunt
"Hot and hairy. That's how you like it, Captain? Hot and hairy?"
—Apocalypse Now
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04 Sep 2019 08:19 PM
#1285
Member
Captain Renault: "Rick, have you got those letters of transit?"
Rick: "Louis, are you pro-Vichy or Free French?"
Captain Renault: [laughs] "Serves me right for asking a direct question. The subject is closed."
Casablanca
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04 Sep 2019 09:39 PM
#1286
Oliphaunt
"There is no way to tell his story without telling my own. And if his story really is a confession, then so is mine."
— Apocalypse Now
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05 Sep 2019 08:24 PM
#1287
Oliphaunt
Si tu me permettrais un supplément:
"Some lady: Well, if I'd known that, then, like any American mother. I'd have ripped the bastard's heart out. Pardon my French.
Poirot: It is indeed a French word."
—teleplay from Agatha Christie's Hercule Poirot: Murder on the Orient Express
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05 Sep 2019 09:02 PM
#1288
Member
Rick: "Here's looking at you, kid."
Casablanca
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06 Sep 2019 02:01 PM
#1289
Oliphaunt
"You fucking dumbass bint, you're not going to be back in the office until 1500? Well, that gives me plenty of time to fuck you in the ass from three to five, you fucking bitch."
— internal monologue from an unnamed person, dated 2019, timestamp, just now, almost.
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07 Sep 2019 01:45 AM
#1290
Oliphaunt
"Glad to meet you, kid: you're a real horse's ass.'
— Henry Gondorff, The Sting
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07 Sep 2019 08:49 PM
#1291
Member
Major Thomas: "The barbarities of war are seldom committed by abnormal men. The tragedy of war is that these horrors are committed by normal men in abnormal situations."
Breaker Morant
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10 Sep 2019 12:52 AM
#1292
Oliphaunt
"Two, boiled, and exactly the same size."
—Agathe Christie's Hercule Poirot: Murder On The Orient Express
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10 Sep 2019 03:50 PM
#1293
Member
Harry Morant: "Live every day as if it were going to be your last, for one day you're sure to be right."
Breaker Morant
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10 Sep 2019 06:21 PM
#1294
Oliphaunt
"f6 da d6 cd d8 d9 97 c4 c2 d4 dc c4 97 d6 97 d3 d8 d0 90 c4 97 d3 de d4 dc"
— my XOR encryption written on a piece of company scrip to be paid tomorrow on a "double or nothing" bet (which I lost). I'm pretty sure it decodes to "Amazon sucks a dog's dick," but I don't remember the XOR "key" I chose, and since I did it by hand, I could have easily made a mistake.
It could well "decode" to whatever you want, depending on how thick you want your distribution of consonants and vowels, I guess.
I prefer to think I did it right, but that took me quite a while with pencil and paper.
ETA Oh, that's just in hexadecimal divided up into bytes, and the target plaintext is 7-bit ASCII, padded with a "0" as the MSB (eeta, "most significant bit" is what that means. Like how in the number 1999, the most significant numeral is the "1," because, you know, reasons. never mind). eeeta, Oh, I see I used the key B716, or 1011 01112 but good luck to that dink trying to figure that out.
Yeah, good luck.
I knew there was a reason people invented computers!
Last edited by Jizzelbin; 10 Sep 2019 at 06:35 PM.
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10 Sep 2019 07:01 PM
#1295
Oliphaunt
Oh, and putting it in hexadecimal is not being a dick: trust me, you don't want to look at hundreds of zeroes and ones for more than a few seconds, no matter how good at "reading" you are. It's a million times easier doing anything but that. Or, like a gazillion times easier. Whatever. Trust me, nobody wants to read the several binary representations of large or small numbers, let alone some puny seven-bit code, unless for the satisfaction of doing a quick check on what the mantissa or whatever is.
So, "Amazon sucks a dog's dick."
— unknown origin, possibly a llama, a jackal, or a Batman
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10 Sep 2019 11:28 PM
#1296
Member
Um... ok.
Peter Handcock: [standing on a table] "There once was a lad from Australia who painted his ass like a dahlia. The color was fine and likewise the design, but the aroma - whew! - that was a failure."
Breaker Morant
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11 Sep 2019 09:20 AM
#1297
Oliphaunt
"One of two things may happen during this scene, and in either case I apologize."
— some apocryphal phrase said by a male actor to his female partner before shooting a "love scene" in the movies
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11 Sep 2019 11:51 PM
#1298
Member
Sentry: "Do you want the padre?"
Harry Morant: "No, thank you. I'm a pagan."
Sentry: "And you?"
Peter Handcock: "What's a pagan?"
Harry Morant: "Well... it's somebody who doesn't believe there's a divine being dispensing justice to mankind."
Peter Handcock: "I'm a pagan, too."
Breaker Morant
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13 Sep 2019 11:40 AM
#1299
Oliphaunt
"Fire in the hole! Traffic on lanes one and two, coming in hot!"
—unnamed warehouse laborer at an undisclosed location (effective and humorous, I must say).
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13 Sep 2019 01:23 PM
#1300
Member
Harry Morant: "There is an epitaph I'd like: Matthew 10:36. Well, Peter... this is what comes of 'empire building.'"
[They are marched off]
Major Thomas: "Matthew 10:36?"
Minister [checking Bible]: "And a man's foes shall be they of his own household."
Breaker Morant
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