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    "That is our most modestly-priced receptacle" TBL

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    "Hey, careful, man! I've got a beverage here!" - TBL

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    "Vagina. Does that word make you uncomfortable?" TBL

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    "He just wants to take a peek inside your bag. I'll make sure he doesn't steal nothing." JB

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    "Brother. What you worried about now? Let 'em have it!" JB

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    "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes 'click.'" - TBL

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    "Oh, the Lebowski Little Achievers!!!!" TBL

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    "We're going to take it to F. How they say it down....down home. We'll give him a little bit of bridge. We'll give you a small portion! Now don't you want more boy, you better come away from that! JB

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    "I need those horns. Those funky horns. Hunh, good gawd, yeah." --JB

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    "You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus." - TBL

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    "Nice marmot." TBL

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    "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling." - TBL

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    "Dude, it's a show dog." TBL

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    "Well, this is what concerns us, Dude." - TBL

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    "I wouldn't hold out much for the tape deck. Or the Creedence." TBL

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    "I don't fucking roll on Shabbos." - TBL

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    "You don't have an ex, dude!" TBL

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    "Do you have to cuss so much?" - TBL

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    "What, like Sioux City sarpsparlla?" TBL

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    "Mr. Lebowski, he called himself 'The Dude.' Now, 'Dude' - that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise." - TBL

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    "Is that some kind of Eastern philosophy or something?" TBL

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    "Rug pee-ers did not do this. Look at it: a young trophy wife, marries this guy for his money, she figures he hasn't given her enough, you know, she owes money all over town." - TBL

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    "She's not my special lady, she's my lady friend!" TBL

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    "Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not 'Mr. Lebowski.' You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." - TBL

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    "He's a good doctor. And thorough." --TBL

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    "'The Dude abides.' I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners." - TBL

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    "'Brother seamus'? What is that, like an Irish monk?" TBL

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    "Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had." - Cabin Boy

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    "Not talking about pleasure-boating, or day-sailing. I'm talking about working for living. I'm talking about sharking!" Jaws
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    "You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole." - TBL

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    "You've got city hands, Hooper." Jaws

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    "Fuck you, man! If you don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab!" TBL

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    "I hate the Eagles, man." - TBL

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    "Oh, the milk went bad while I was in prison. Is black OK?" JB

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    "Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...you're goddamn right I'm livin' in the fucking past!" - TBL

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    "Lady, I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so that you and I could enjoy this family restaurant." TBL

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    "They call Los Angeles the 'City of Angels.' I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Los Angeles, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too." - TBL

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    You want a toe? I can get you a toe. Believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
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    The Big Lebowski: "You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that. On a weekday?"
    The Dude: "Is this a... what day is this?"

    - TBL

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    "It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look." TBL

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    "You mark that frame an eight, and you're entering a world of pain." - TBL

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    MARK IT ZERO! MARK IT ZERO! HIS FOOT WAS OVER THE LINE! TBL

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    "Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero!" - TBL

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    "Walter! They're calling the cops, man. You can't do that to Smokey. He's fragile, man." TBL

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    "Don't come to me with your petty problems: you get this one stinking night a week. I'm cooped up here with Mary Poppins twenty-four hours a day!" The Odd Couple

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    "I am the walrus." - TBL

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    "Shut the fuck up, Donny!" TBL

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    "Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, Dude." - TBL

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    "Next time ve cut uff your johnson!" TBL

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    "It's all a goddamn fake, man. It's like Lenin said: you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh, you know...." - TBL

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