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    Robbie: "Someone...blew Beaumonts brains out. Heh. That shit rhymes! Blew Beaumont's brains out!"

    Cherry: "Did the police make contact with you?"

    Robbie: "Hell yes, first motherfucking thing they did, waked my ass up out of bed at 10 o'clock in the morning."

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    "Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
    Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday"
    --in advance of Tuesday

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    "He put himself in a position where he was going to have to do ten years in prison, that's what he did. And if you know Beaumont, you know ain't no goddamn way he can do ten years. And if you know that, then you know Beaumont's gonna do anything Beaumont can to keep from doing them ten years, including telling the federal government any and every motherfucking thing about my black ass. Now that, my friend, is a clear-cut case of him or me. And you best believe it ain't gonna be me." - JB

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    "I hate to be the kind of n-------- that do a n-------- a favor and hit him up for a favor in return. But, I gots to be that kind of n--------!"

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    Ordell Robbie: "You know you smoke too much of that shit, that shit gonna rob you of your own ambition."
    Melanie: "Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV."

    - JB

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    Robbie: "That Rutger Hauer?"
    Space Girl: "No, Helmut Berger."
    --JB

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    "See? Just where I said it was. Cunt." - JB
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    "What does that prove? I could have taken two out already!"
    --JB

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    "Shut your raggedy-ass up, and sit the fuck down!" - JB

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    "Dropping off, Anita Lopez, picking up, Jacqueline Brown."

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    Melanie: "Okay, you got it. Just take a chill pill for Christ's sake."
    Louis: "Fuck you and your chill pill!"

    - JB

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    "So now you want me to speculate on what you do? I'd guess the drug business, except the money's moving in the wrong direction. Well, whatever it is, you seem to be getting away with it, so power to you." --JB

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    "Three years [in prison]? That's a old crime, man! They ain't got enough room for all the niggas running around killing people today, now how are they gonna find room for you?" - JB

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    "That's not what they telling me!" --JB

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    "I put a cherry on top. Booh-yah! What the fuck did Ordell ever do for us, huh?" - JB

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    "I'm a have to remember this place. Two minutes from the crib, ten minutes from the gig!" --JB

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    "Jesus, but if you two are not the biggest pair of fuck-ups I've ever met in my entire life. How did you ever rob a bank? When you robbed banks, did you forget where your car was then, too? No wonder you went to jail." - JB

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    "Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Don't say another fucking word." --Robert De Niro

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    "--We got two honkeys out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants --Say what? --They look like they from they from the CIA or something --What they want to eat? --The tall one wants white bread, toast, w'nothing on it. --Elwood! --And the other one wants four whole fried chickens. And a coke. --And Jake! Shit, the Blues Brothers!"

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    “It is better that ten guilty persons escape, than that one innocent suffer.” – Sir William Blackstone

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    Money, get away
    Get a good job with good pay and you're okay

    -- Roger Waters (as recorded featuring Rick Wright on the mighty Wurlitzer EP)

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    “Remember, that it is not only the study of the law, but to become eminent in the profession of it, which is to yield honor and profit.” – George Washington, to his nephew

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    "I want to give some of the drummer some of this funky soul we got here. You don't have to do no soloing, brother: just keep what you got! Don't turn it loose! Cause it's a mutha."

    --JB, "Funky Drummer" (song -- interpolation by the JB who apparently ends 50% of his sentences with an exclamation point)/

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    "Jesus, what's my dowry - tetanus?" - Cheryl Tunt, upon visiting Appalachia, Archer

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    "Went to Georgia, met this fine-ass white girl
    Blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs
    The kinda girl that would knock out most guys
    She got wild in the backstage bathroom
    Sucked my dick like a motherfucking vacuum
    Said I love you, but my daddy don't play
    He's the fucking Grand Wizard of the KKK"
    --Body Count, KKK Bitch

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    “The legal profession renders its practitioners acute, inquisitive, dexterous, prompt in attack, ready in defense, full of resources. No other profession is more closely connected with actual life than the law. It concerns the highest of all temporal interests of man - property, reputation, the peace of all families, the arbitrations and peace of nations, liberty, life even, and the very foundations of society.” – Edmund Burke

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    "--What we're going to do is, get her back; no one's in a position to complain, we keep the bakshish. --Yeah. Terrific, Walter. You have't told me how we're going to get her back, where is she? -- That's the simple part, dude. I grab one of them, and beat it out of him. Heh? --That's a great plan, Walter. That's fucking genius, if I understand it correctly."

    --some stupid movie about that junkie asshole and the genius John Goodman and the good Bridges scion.

    Burke, really? Well, that's OK, but I thought u were all left-wing hippies here. Well, that's OK. I read Edm Burke too. Just not in the groove right now

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    "The Dude abides." - TBL

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    Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you. --TBL

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    "HUnh. I'm funky, and I'm legal! Hunh! Turn it loose! Hunh!"

    --JB

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    "Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." - TBL

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    "Mark it zero! Mark it zero! You are entering a world of pain!" -- TBL

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    "Do I look like I'm fucking married? Do you see a wedding ring? The toilet seat's not even down!" TBL

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    "He said I could take the rug." - TBL

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    "Yeah, well at least I'm housebroken!" --TBL

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    "They're nihilists, Donny. There's nothing to worry about." - TBL

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    "You don't have a frame of reference, Donny! Shut the fuck up! You're out of your element!" TBL

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    "Y'know, that rug really tied the room together." - TBL

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    "Sure. 'Fuck it!' That's your generation's response to everything! 'Fuck it!' TBL

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    "You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up." - TBL

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    "Eight years old, dude! Eight years old!" TBL

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    "Do you maybe have an ATM anywhere nearby?" - TBL

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    "I'll have the lingonberry pancakes" TBL

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    "Obviously you're not a golfer." - TBL

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    "Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited." TBL

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    "This isn't 'Nam, Smokey. There are rules." - TBL

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    "Brent can't watch, or he has to pay a hundred." TBL

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    "He fixes her cable?" - TBL

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    "How you gonna keep 'em on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?" TBL

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    "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." - TBL

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