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01 Apr 2018 01:44 PM
#651
Oliphaunt
Robbie: "Someone...blew Beaumonts brains out. Heh. That shit rhymes! Blew Beaumont's brains out!"
Cherry: "Did the police make contact with you?"
Robbie: "Hell yes, first motherfucking thing they did, waked my ass up out of bed at 10 o'clock in the morning."
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02 Apr 2018 09:30 AM
#652
Oliphaunt
"Sitting on a cornflake waiting for the van to come
Corporation teeshirt, stupid bloody Tuesday"
--in advance of Tuesday
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02 Apr 2018 11:14 AM
#653
Member
"He put himself in a position where he was going to have to do ten years in prison, that's what he did. And if you know Beaumont, you know ain't no goddamn way he can do ten years. And if you know that, then you know Beaumont's gonna do anything Beaumont can to keep from doing them ten years, including telling the federal government any and every motherfucking thing about my black ass. Now that, my friend, is a clear-cut case of him or me. And you best believe it ain't gonna be me." - JB
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02 Apr 2018 11:59 AM
#654
Oliphaunt
"I hate to be the kind of n-------- that do a n-------- a favor and hit him up for a favor in return. But, I gots to be that kind of n--------!"
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02 Apr 2018 11:12 PM
#655
Member
Ordell Robbie: "You know you smoke too much of that shit, that shit gonna rob you of your own ambition."
Melanie: "Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV."
- JB
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03 Apr 2018 05:11 AM
#656
Oliphaunt
Robbie: "That Rutger Hauer?"
Space Girl: "No, Helmut Berger."
--JB
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03 Apr 2018 12:33 PM
#657
Member
"See? Just where I said it was. Cunt." - JB
Last edited by Elendil's Heir; 03 Apr 2018 at 12:49 PM.
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03 Apr 2018 12:58 PM
#658
Oliphaunt
"What does that prove? I could have taken two out already!"
--JB
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04 Apr 2018 12:02 PM
#659
Member
"Shut your raggedy-ass up, and sit the fuck down!" - JB
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04 Apr 2018 12:53 PM
#660
Oliphaunt
"Dropping off, Anita Lopez, picking up, Jacqueline Brown."
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05 Apr 2018 10:37 AM
#661
Member
Melanie: "Okay, you got it. Just take a chill pill for Christ's sake."
Louis: "Fuck you and your chill pill!"
- JB
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05 Apr 2018 03:16 PM
#662
Oliphaunt
"So now you want me to speculate on what you do? I'd guess the drug business, except the money's moving in the wrong direction. Well, whatever it is, you seem to be getting away with it, so power to you." --JB
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05 Apr 2018 11:31 PM
#663
Member
"Three years [in prison]? That's a old crime, man! They ain't got enough room for all the niggas running around killing people today, now how are they gonna find room for you?" - JB
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06 Apr 2018 01:59 PM
#664
Oliphaunt
"That's not what they telling me!" --JB
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06 Apr 2018 09:41 PM
#665
Member
"I put a cherry on top. Booh-yah! What the fuck did Ordell ever do for us, huh?" - JB
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07 Apr 2018 01:49 AM
#666
Oliphaunt
"I'm a have to remember this place. Two minutes from the crib, ten minutes from the gig!" --JB
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07 Apr 2018 09:43 PM
#667
Member
"Jesus, but if you two are not the biggest pair of fuck-ups I've ever met in my entire life. How did you ever rob a bank? When you robbed banks, did you forget where your car was then, too? No wonder you went to jail." - JB
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07 Apr 2018 10:14 PM
#668
Oliphaunt
"Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Don't say another fucking word." --Robert De Niro
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08 Apr 2018 12:56 AM
#669
Oliphaunt
"--We got two honkeys out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants --Say what? --They look like they from they from the CIA or something --What they want to eat? --The tall one wants white bread, toast, w'nothing on it. --Elwood! --And the other one wants four whole fried chickens. And a coke. --And Jake! Shit, the Blues Brothers!"
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08 Apr 2018 10:14 PM
#670
Member
“It is better that ten guilty persons escape, than that one innocent suffer.” – Sir William Blackstone
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09 Apr 2018 01:24 PM
#671
Oliphaunt
Money, get away
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay
-- Roger Waters (as recorded featuring Rick Wright on the mighty Wurlitzer EP)
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09 Apr 2018 11:38 PM
#672
Member
“Remember, that it is not only the study of the law, but to become eminent in the profession of it, which is to yield honor and profit.” – George Washington, to his nephew
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10 Apr 2018 07:52 PM
#673
Oliphaunt
"I want to give some of the drummer some of this funky soul we got here. You don't have to do no soloing, brother: just keep what you got! Don't turn it loose! Cause it's a mutha."
--JB, "Funky Drummer" (song -- interpolation by the JB who apparently ends 50% of his sentences with an exclamation point)/
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10 Apr 2018 11:13 PM
#674
Member
"Jesus, what's my dowry - tetanus?" - Cheryl Tunt, upon visiting Appalachia, Archer
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13 Apr 2018 01:03 AM
#675
Oliphaunt
"Went to Georgia, met this fine-ass white girl
Blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs
The kinda girl that would knock out most guys
She got wild in the backstage bathroom
Sucked my dick like a motherfucking vacuum
Said I love you, but my daddy don't play
He's the fucking Grand Wizard of the KKK"
--Body Count, KKK Bitch
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13 Apr 2018 04:31 PM
#676
Member
“The legal profession renders its practitioners acute, inquisitive, dexterous, prompt in attack, ready in defense, full of resources. No other profession is more closely connected with actual life than the law. It concerns the highest of all temporal interests of man - property, reputation, the peace of all families, the arbitrations and peace of nations, liberty, life even, and the very foundations of society.” – Edmund Burke
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14 Apr 2018 09:45 PM
#677
Oliphaunt
"--What we're going to do is, get her back; no one's in a position to complain, we keep the bakshish. --Yeah. Terrific, Walter. You have't told me how we're going to get her back, where is she? -- That's the simple part, dude. I grab one of them, and beat it out of him. Heh? --That's a great plan, Walter. That's fucking genius, if I understand it correctly."
--some stupid movie about that junkie asshole and the genius John Goodman and the good Bridges scion.
Burke, really? Well, that's OK, but I thought u were all left-wing hippies here. Well, that's OK. I read Edm Burke too. Just not in the groove right now
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14 Apr 2018 11:36 PM
#678
Member
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15 Apr 2018 03:18 AM
#679
Oliphaunt
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you. --TBL
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15 Apr 2018 04:36 PM
#680
Oliphaunt
"HUnh. I'm funky, and I'm legal! Hunh! Turn it loose! Hunh!"
--JB
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16 Apr 2018 11:10 AM
#681
Member
"Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos." - TBL
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16 Apr 2018 11:45 AM
#682
Oliphaunt
"Mark it zero! Mark it zero! You are entering a world of pain!" -- TBL
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16 Apr 2018 05:16 PM
#683
Oliphaunt
"Do I look like I'm fucking married? Do you see a wedding ring? The toilet seat's not even down!" TBL
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16 Apr 2018 11:59 PM
#684
Member
"He said I could take the rug." - TBL
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17 Apr 2018 03:17 AM
#685
Oliphaunt
"Yeah, well at least I'm housebroken!" --TBL
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17 Apr 2018 10:58 AM
#686
Member
"They're nihilists, Donny. There's nothing to worry about." - TBL
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17 Apr 2018 12:53 PM
#687
Oliphaunt
"You don't have a frame of reference, Donny! Shut the fuck up! You're out of your element!" TBL
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17 Apr 2018 10:44 PM
#688
Member
"Y'know, that rug really tied the room together." - TBL
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18 Apr 2018 05:34 AM
#689
Oliphaunt
"Sure. 'Fuck it!' That's your generation's response to everything! 'Fuck it!' TBL
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18 Apr 2018 10:34 AM
#690
Member
"You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up." - TBL
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18 Apr 2018 12:03 PM
#691
Oliphaunt
"Eight years old, dude! Eight years old!" TBL
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18 Apr 2018 11:07 PM
#692
Member
"Do you maybe have an ATM anywhere nearby?" - TBL
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19 Apr 2018 05:14 AM
#693
Oliphaunt
"I'll have the lingonberry pancakes" TBL
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19 Apr 2018 09:54 AM
#694
Member
"Obviously you're not a golfer." - TBL
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19 Apr 2018 01:43 PM
#695
Oliphaunt
"Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited." TBL
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20 Apr 2018 01:53 PM
#696
Member
"This isn't 'Nam, Smokey. There are rules." - TBL
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20 Apr 2018 02:09 PM
#697
Oliphaunt
"Brent can't watch, or he has to pay a hundred." TBL
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20 Apr 2018 02:18 PM
#698
Member
"He fixes her cable?" - TBL
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20 Apr 2018 02:23 PM
#699
Oliphaunt
"How you gonna keep 'em on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?" TBL
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20 Apr 2018 02:40 PM
#700
Member
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." - TBL
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