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06 Mar 2021 12:59 AM
#1751
Oliphaunt
"You will give your rifle a girl's name! Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get! Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood!"
— movie
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06 Mar 2021 05:52 PM
#1752
Member
Saffron: "Everybody plays each other. That's all anybody ever does. We play parts."
Mal: "You've got all kinds o' learnin' and you made me look the fool without even trying, yet here I am, with a gun to your head. That's 'cause I got people with me. People who trust each other, who do for each other, and ain't always lookin' for the advantage."
Saffron: "Promise me you're gonna kill me soon."
Mal: (gets off her) "Oh, you already know I ain't gonna."
Firefly
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06 Mar 2021 09:25 PM
#1753
Oliphaunt
"Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that, don't you?
—Sir, yes, sir!
If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there?"
— FMJ
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09 Mar 2021 10:26 PM
#1754
Member
Simon: "I swear... when it's appropriate."
Kaylee: "Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate."
Firefly
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09 Mar 2021 11:50 PM
#1755
Oliphaunt
"Al Pacino: Mr. Simms. There's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing. Pussy. Hah! Aren't you listening to me sarr[?]! I'm giving you pearls here."
— Scent of a Woman
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10 Mar 2021 10:45 AM
#1756
Member
Jayne: "Needed to find some tape."
Simon: "So you had to tear my infirmary apart?"
Jayne (looks around): "Apparently."
Simon: "My God. You're like a trained ape... without the training!"
Firefly
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12 Mar 2021 10:48 PM
#1757
Oliphaunt
"Gentlemen, I put my pants on like you: one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on I make gold records."
— Bruce Dickinson
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13 Mar 2021 11:58 AM
#1758
Member
Jayne: "Oh, listen, Mal, I was in Canton a few years back. Might've made me a few enemies thereabouts."
Simon (sarcastically): "Enemies? You? No, how can it be?"
Firefly
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13 Mar 2021 12:52 PM
#1759
Oliphaunt
"John Connor: You're not a Terminator anymore. All right? You got that? You just can't go around killing people!
Terminator: Why?
John: What do you mean, why? Because you can't!
Terminator: Why?
John: Because you just can't, OK? Trust me on this."
—Terminator T2
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13 Mar 2021 03:27 PM
#1760
Member
Simon: "Canton really... stinks."
Mal: "That's what makes it such a good drop point. No one comes through here that doesn't have to."
Wash: "I vote we do this job really really fast."
Firefly
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19 Mar 2021 02:26 PM
#1761
Oliphaunt
"Once a [...] pianist came to [George] asking if he could play for him [...]. Malcolm agreed, the young man took his place at the keyboard, put his right foot on the pedal, raised his arms, and here Malcolm suddenly exclaimed: 'Stop!.' 'But I haven’t played a note yet!' said the victim. 'No, but you were just about going to.'"
— anecdote told by András Schiff in interview on Bach and sustain pedal
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20 Mar 2021 08:57 PM
#1762
Member
Mal: "The management here don't take too kindly to sightseers, [which is] why we're posin' as buyers. There ain't a-one of us looks the part more than the good doctor. I mean, the pretty fits, soft hands, definitely a moneyed individual. All rich and lily-white, pasty all over...."
Simon: "All right! Fine, I'll go. Just... stop describing me."
Firefly
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20 Mar 2021 09:59 PM
#1763
Oliphaunt
"I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"
— some movie
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21 Mar 2021 01:50 PM
#1764
Member
Foreman: "We've over 2,000 workers, mostly indentured. We pay them next to nothing. That way, we can pass the savings directly on to you, the customer."
Simon (struggling to keep up): "Yes. I... I-I've heard great, uh... um, uh... things about mud...."
Firefly
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24 Mar 2021 12:31 AM
#1765
Oliphaunt
"What is that?
— A caper!
It's a rat turd.
— It is a caper!
It's a rat turd.
— A caper!
Eat it."
— Invasion/Body Snatchers (1978 remake of the Don Siegel classic)
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25 Mar 2021 03:01 PM
#1766
Member
Wash: "What happened to Simon? Who is this diabolical master of disguise?"
Firefly
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26 Mar 2021 10:32 PM
#1767
Oliphaunt
"Dr. Banzai is using a laser to vaporize the pineal tumor without damaging the quadrigeminal plate. Subcutaneous microphones are gonna allow the patient to transmit verbal instructions to his own brain."
— a movie
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26 Mar 2021 11:32 PM
#1768
Member
Mal: "You wanna tell me how come there's a statue [of you] here, lookin' at me like I owe him something?"
Firefly
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27 Mar 2021 02:54 PM
#1769
Oliphaunt
"La Revolución is not a goddess but a whore. She was never pure, never saintly, never perfect. And we run away, find another lover, another cause. Quick, sordid affairs. Lust, but no love."
— The Professionals
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28 Mar 2021 04:20 PM
#1770
Member
Simon (staring at a statue of Jayne): "This must be what going mad feels like."
Firefly
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28 Mar 2021 07:36 PM
#1771
Oliphaunt
"Egon, somehow this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole in your head. Do you remember that?"
— Ghostbusters
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29 Mar 2021 01:33 PM
#1772
Member
Wash: "I think they captured him, though. Captured his essence."
Kaylee: "He looks sorta angry, don't he?"
Wash: "That's kinda what I meant."
Firefly
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29 Mar 2021 09:09 PM
#1773
Oliphaunt
Matthias : You are discarded. You are the refuse of the past!
Neville : You're full of crap.
Matthias : How hard it is to admit the truth. Take him to the little room... for the questioning."
— The Omega Man
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30 Mar 2021 10:21 AM
#1774
Member
Jayne: "Hey, I got an idea. Instead of us hanging around playing art critic 'til I get pinched by The Man, how's about we move away from this eerie-ass piece of work and get on with our 'creasingly eerie-ass day, how's that?"
Firefly
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30 Mar 2021 11:33 AM
#1775
Oliphaunt
"Venkman: Ray… pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics — and just tell me what the hell is going on."
— Ghostbusters
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31 Mar 2021 11:31 AM
#1776
Member
Mal: "I don't know. This here's a spectacle that might warrant a moment's consideration."
Kaylee (shifting back and forth) "Wherever I move to, his eyes keep... followin' me."
Firefly
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31 Mar 2021 03:00 PM
#1777
Oliphaunt
Uno "federale": “Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges. I don’t have to show you any steenking badges!”
— Treas.Madre.
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01 Apr 2021 04:15 PM
#1778
Member
Book: "River, you don't... fix the Bible."
River: "It's broken. It doesn't make sense."
Book: "It's not about... making sense. It's about believing in something. And letting that belief be real enough to change your life. It's about faith. You don't fix faith, River. It fixes you."
Firefly
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01 Apr 2021 09:02 PM
#1779
Oliphaunt
"TONY STARK: Look at a mod inspiration, let me see what check out. So, recommend one last sim before we pack it in for the night. This time, in the shape of a mobius strip, inverted, please.
F.R.I.D.A.Y: Processing...
TONY STARK: Give me that eigenvalue. That, particle factoring, and a spectral decomp. That will take a second."
— Avenger Endgame
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02 Apr 2021 08:46 AM
#1780
Member
Jayne: "Can't be a statue of me, no reason for it. Flies in the face of every kinda sense."
Wash: "Won't argue with that."
Firefly
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02 Apr 2021 09:59 AM
#1781
Oliphaunt
"And this is ridiculous: a story about attacking chickens. I'm not going to do it!"
— Beaks
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02 Apr 2021 11:18 PM
#1782
Member
Jayne: "Mmm. They call it 'Mudder's milk.' All the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus fifteen percent alcohol."
Firefly
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03 Apr 2021 08:25 PM
#1783
Oliphaunt
"There remains the left hand, whose punctuation is of such great importance as a rhythmic support to the theme."
— Alfred Cortot, commentary on Chopin's Op. 28/8 prélude (F#m)
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03 Apr 2021 11:30 PM
#1784
Member
Wash: "We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm a hero!"
Firefly
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04 Apr 2021 08:00 PM
#1785
Oliphaunt
"It is not yet a poem about the dance, but the dancer itself, with all the facets of its brilliant entourage."
— Alfred Cortot, commentary to Chopin, Waltz, Op. 18.
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05 Apr 2021 10:17 AM
#1786
Member
Simon (drunkenly): "I... I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town."
Kaylee: "Hamsters is nice."
Simon: "To Jayne! The box-dropping, man-ape-gone-wrong thing."
Firefly
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05 Apr 2021 11:15 AM
#1787
Oliphaunt
“Nobody’s gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since ’Nam!”
— Superbad
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05 Apr 2021 12:36 PM
#1788
Member
Jayne (also drunkenly, and singing): "'The hero of Canton, the man they call 'me'." (speaking) Eggs! Living legend needs eggs!"
Firefly
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05 Apr 2021 08:20 PM
#1789
Oliphaunt
“[Rodney Dangerfield] was only comfortable in a bathrobe, but he never tied it shut all the way and never wore underwear. So the boys kinda hung out to catch some air. They were exceptionally low-hanging, like a grandfather clock.”
— *An Oral History of Rodney Dangerfield's *Back to School**
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05 Apr 2021 11:19 PM
#1790
Member
Jayne: "You guys had a riot... on account of me? My very own riot?"
Firefly
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05 Apr 2021 11:26 PM
#1791
Oliphaunt
"It is necessary to use your words, Cicero: 'O times! O morals!' You will see eyes burning at the same time with cruelty and arrogance!"
— Seneca, pčre. Suasoriae
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06 Apr 2021 11:45 AM
#1792
Member
Jayne: "I don't know. You think we should be using my fame to hoodwink folks?"
Mal: "You better laugh when you say that."
Jayne: "No, really, Mal, I mean, maybe there's something to this. The Mudders? I think I really made a difference in their lives. You know, me, Jayne Cobb."
Mal: "I know your name, jackass!"
Firefly
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06 Apr 2021 08:58 PM
#1793
Oliphaunt
"O tyrant Titus Tatius, what terrible calamities you brought onto yourself! [O Tite tute Tati tibi tanta tyranne tulisti]"
— Ennius, Annales
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07 Apr 2021 01:08 PM
#1794
Member
Inara: "I know this man. He's... He just has this idiotic sense of nobility, you know? He can never just let things go. He thinks he's this hard-hearted criminal, and he can be unrelenting, but... there's a side to him that's just so...."
Fess: "You mean you actually know... Jayne?"
Inara (after a long pause): "Jayne? Jayne Cobb? You're talking about Jayne Cobb?"
Firefly
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07 Apr 2021 10:28 PM
#1795
Oliphaunt
"Sara: I'm going riding. I haven't seen a horse's face in years."
— Mank
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10 Apr 2021 12:07 AM
#1796
Member
Jayne (addressing the collected Mudders): "Far as I see it, you people been given the shortest end of the stick ever been offered a human soul in this crap-heel 'Verse. But you took that end, and you... (pause) Well, you took it. And that's... Well, I guess that's somethin'."
Firefly
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10 Apr 2021 03:19 PM
#1797
Oliphaunt
"As a result of massive discovery from coast to coast and working with innumerable experts, we became unbelievably familiar with UL's guidelines and procedures, particularly as they relate to foreign manufactured Christmas tree lights."
— "Suing Underwriters Laboratories in a Products Liability case."
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12 Apr 2021 01:34 PM
#1798
Member
Jayne: "All of you! You think there's someone just gonna drop money on ya?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me."
Firefly
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14 Apr 2021 10:36 AM
#1799
Oliphaunt
“We need to reflect upon every possibility and to fortify ourselves against whatever hardships may come about. Run through them in your mind: exile, torture, war, shipwreck.”
— Seneca, Letters to Lucilius 91§7
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14 Apr 2021 01:05 PM
#1800
Member
Mal: "It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another. Ain't about you, Jayne. It's about what they need."
Firefly
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