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31 Aug 2018 02:51 PM
#901
Member
"And that's why 'Regina' rhymes with 'fun.'" - Deadpool
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31 Aug 2018 06:05 PM
#902
Oliphaunt
"By the time I am twenty-six years old I am through busting virgins. Too much work! I am leaving that to the younger guys." —McGoorty
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31 Aug 2018 11:59 PM
#903
Member
"I've played a lot of roles; damsel in distress ain't one of them." - Deadpool
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01 Sep 2018 04:35 AM
#904
Oliphaunt
"If you had the slightest idea of easing up on [Masako Katsura] because she was only a cute little girl, you were dead. She would murder you. I found out damned quick that you couldn't leave her an open shot. If you did she would take those balls away from you and stick them right up your pooper. The killer instinct — that broad had it, and never mind the little smile." —McGoorty
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02 Sep 2018 07:03 PM
#905
Member
"Not out of the woods yet. You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier. P.S. I'm keeping your wallet. You did kinda give it to me." - Deadpool
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02 Sep 2018 07:13 PM
#906
Oliphaunt
"That's the first thing that strikes an American woman about Europe—that it's unsanitary. Impossible of them to conceive of a paradise without modern plumbing. If they find a bedbug they want to write a letter to the chamber of commerce." —Tropic of Cancer
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07 Sep 2018 10:32 AM
#907
Member
"She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind. And I think she's in love with me. Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too." - Deadpool
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08 Sep 2018 04:03 AM
#908
Oliphaunt
"Little by little, as I gained his confidence, I wormed my way into his heart. I had him at such a point that he would come running after me, in the street, to inquire if he could lend me a few francs." —Tropic of Cancer
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08 Sep 2018 04:11 PM
#909
Member
"Please don't make the super-suit green. Or animated." - Deadpool
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08 Sep 2018 05:04 PM
#910
Oliphaunt
"He is sorry now that he bought a corduroy suit and the cane and the fountain pens." — Tropic of Cancer
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09 Sep 2018 02:17 PM
#911
Member
"My romantic rival, Bandhu. He's tied up in the trunk. I'm doing as you said, D.P. I plan to gut him like a polluted fish, then dump his carcass on Gita's doorstep." - Deadpool
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09 Sep 2018 07:53 PM
#912
Oliphaunt
"Nothing like a nice barroom brawl...so easy to stick a knife in a man's back or club him with a bottle when he's lying under a table. The poor Swede found himself in a hornet's nest; everyone in the place hated him, particularly his shipmates." —Tropic of Cancer
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10 Sep 2018 09:21 AM
#913
Member
"I give a guy a pavement facial, it's because he's earned it." - Deadpool
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10 Sep 2018 05:26 PM
#914
Oliphaunt
"The earth is parched and cracked. Men and women come together like broods of vultures over a stinking carcass, to mate and fly apart again." —Tropic of Cancer
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10 Sep 2018 11:10 PM
#915
Member
"What in the ass? That was not mean. I'm proud of you!" - Deadpool
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13 Sep 2018 11:18 PM
#916
Oliphaunt
"She embraced me passionately, and she groaned as all French cunts do when they get you into bed." —Tropic of Cancer
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15 Sep 2018 02:43 PM
#917
Member
Dopinder: "Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like?"
Deadpool: "Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss."
Deadpool
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16 Sep 2018 05:42 PM
#918
Oliphaunt
"Mama. Get the hammer. There is a fly on the baby's head."
—old novelty pop song
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17 Sep 2018 02:43 PM
#919
Member
"Welcome to Sister Margaret's. It's like a job fair for mercenaries. Think of us as really fucked-up tooth fairies, except we knock out the teeth and take the cash. You'd best hope we never see your name on a gold card." - Deadpool
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17 Sep 2018 04:00 PM
#920
Oliphaunt
“Contrary to the proverb, the past is not a different country. And we still do today many of the things that were done in the past in different forms — things that diminish human dignity and treat labor as a mere resource, like capital.” — the (present-day) Archbishop of Canterbury
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17 Sep 2018 09:35 PM
#921
Member
"Threats hurt, Jer, though not nearly as much as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool?" - Deadpool
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18 Sep 2018 05:38 AM
#922
Oliphaunt
"Non, mademoiselle: all one ever needs is, are the good manners. The rest is just silliness and snobbery, valued only by boors." —Poirot - The Mystery of the Blue Train
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18 Sep 2018 09:03 AM
#923
Member
[after receiving his cancer diagnosis] "You're clowning. You're not clowning? I sense clowns." - Deadpool
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19 Sep 2018 12:01 PM
#924
Oliphaunt
"So let them eat jelly beans, or let them cake.
Let them join the Air Force or the Corps,
Cause they just can't make it here anymore."
—unknown "country/Southern" song
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19 Sep 2018 08:33 PM
#925
Member
"Use seltzer water and lemon juice for blood. Or wear red, dumbass!" - Deadpool
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21 Sep 2018 04:30 PM
#926
Oliphaunt
"Well, [my] last [mistake] was twenty-eight years ago." —Poirot - Cards on the Table
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21 Sep 2018 10:01 PM
#927
Member
"You ate breakfast, yes? Breakfast is most important meal of day. Here, protein bar. Good for bones. Deadpool may try to break yours." - Deadpool
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24 Sep 2018 06:42 PM
#928
Oliphaunt
"He had to apply three times and he had to put up with a ton of shit, but when he threatened to resign, they gave it to him. The next youngest guy in his class was half his age. They must have thought he was some far-out old man humping it over that course. I did it when I was 19 and it damn near wasted me. A tough motherfucker" — Capt. Willard re quo Col. Kurtz, Apocalypse Now ETA that's bothering me: I think the ablative of res is OK...but better for person, masc., quo? Well, I'm not going to reach over to the grammar books now. It still bothers me. It's still a good bit of movie script, though. EETA I just decided that qui declined for ablative masculine is better. No, I have no reason why, it just seems better. ISTR something more like quodam or something. Shit. My brain is getting soft and spongy.
Last edited by Jizzelbin; 24 Sep 2018 at 07:11 PM.
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24 Sep 2018 08:48 PM
#929
Oliphaunt
Roy SCHEIDER (fiddling with chronograph or something on his watch): <doing stuff>
some guy: "Sir, mind if I ask what you're doing, sir?"
SCHEIDER: "No, I don't mind at all!"
—Blue Thunder
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24 Sep 2018 09:23 PM
#930
Elephant
"Fear always works."
~Dawn Bellwether in Disney's Zootopia
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24 Sep 2018 10:27 PM
#931
Oliphaunt
"Alone, with my tremendous empty longing and dread. The whole room for my thoughts. Nothing but myself and what I think, what I fear." —Tropic of Cancer
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24 Sep 2018 10:48 PM
#932
Member
"I never carry a wallet when I'm working. Ruins the lines of my suit." - Deadpool
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25 Sep 2018 12:01 AM
#933
Oliphaunt
"When [Fillmore] returned to Paris with Ginette he had a complete new wardrobe and a pocketful of dough." —Tropic of Cancer
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25 Sep 2018 09:44 AM
#934
Member
"Goddammit! I'm gonna do this the old-fashioned way: with two swords, and maximum effort." - Deadpool
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25 Sep 2018 06:35 PM
#935
Oliphaunt
"You goddamned cocksucking package, I'm going to fuck you into this cart until you fucking die, stupid-ass fucking package, take it like a bitch, my fist is good enough for you." — unnamed warehouse worker.
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25 Sep 2018 11:20 PM
#936
Member
"You bet on me to die? Wow. Motherfucker, you're the world's worst friend. Well, joke's on you. I'm living to 102. And then die. Like the city of Detroit." - Deadpool
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26 Sep 2018 08:12 PM
#937
Oliphaunt
"You worthless, acid-smoking piece of illiterate shit. Don't ever send this kind of brain-damaged swill in here again. If I had the time, I'd come out there and drive a fucking wooden stake into your forehead. I'd like to kill those bastards [at Rolling Stone for sending me your piece . . . and I'd just as soon kill you too. Jam this morbid drivel up your ass where your readership will be better appreciated." —H.S. Thompson to an aspiring writer.
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27 Sep 2018 04:27 PM
#938
Oliphaunt
"Hey, shithead: when's the last time you picked your feet? I got a friend in Poughkeepsie who wants to talk to you. You ever been to Poughkeepsie?" — The French Connection
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30 Sep 2018 11:08 PM
#939
Member
"Hey, hey, careful with that, Ronnie Milsap! We're downrange!" - Deadpool
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19 Oct 2018 12:35 PM
#940
Oliphaunt
"Do you know what it is about a woman that really arouses me? It's a very rare, physical quirk: it's when she tells the truth." —Poirot: Taken at the Flood
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19 Oct 2018 12:58 PM
#941
Member
"See? You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you. Now, let's finish this epic wide shot... pull out, here we go... that looks nice, its gonna be about the only thing that's pullin' out tonight. Who doesn't love a happy ending, huh? Until next time, this is your friendly neighborhood Pool guy singing..." [alongside George Michael's "Careless Whisper" vocals] "I'm never gonna dance again, the way I danced with you, ohhhhhhh!" - Deadpool
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20 Oct 2018 09:43 PM
#942
Oliphaunt
"—If a man was smart, do you know what he'd do right now?
—What?
—I don't know: I thought you'd know."
—Dirty Mary Crazy Larry
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21 Oct 2018 12:44 PM
#943
Member
"Okay, let's pro/con this superhero thing. Pro: they pull down a gaggle of ass, local dry-cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals, both origin stories and larger ensemble team movies. Con: they're all lame-ass teacher's pets!" - Deadpool
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22 Oct 2018 10:23 AM
#944
Oliphaunt
"I've found the RoHS lead-free solder specifications to be slightly ironic. RoHS [Restriction of Hazardous Substances Directive] is an EU directive on the use of certain hazardous substances in electrical and electronic equipment." —John Bacciagaluppi, "An Endangered Species?" in TapeOp: The Creative Music Recording Magazine, Aug/Sept 2018
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22 Oct 2018 10:26 AM
#945
Member
"Did I say this was a love story? It's a horror movie." - Deadpool
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24 Oct 2018 03:25 PM
#946
Oliphaunt
"[E]xtra syllables reduce, not increase, vigour. This is particularly so in English, where the native words are short, & [sic] the long words are foreign." — Fowler, A Dictionary of Modern English Usage, OUP, 1944 text
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24 Oct 2018 08:05 PM
#947
Member
"I'm a bad guy who's paid to fuck up worse guys." - Deadpool
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25 Oct 2018 09:07 AM
#948
Oliphaunt
"A female is, shortly put, a she, or put more-at-length,a woman-or-girl-or-cow-or-hen-or-the-like." — Fowler, Modern English Usage
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26 Oct 2018 10:05 AM
#949
Member
"It reeks like old lady pants in here." - Deadpool
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26 Oct 2018 01:27 PM
#950
Oliphaunt
"By genteelism is here to be understood the substituting, for the ordinary, natural word that first suggests itself to mind, of a synonym that is thought to be less soiled by the common, herd, less familiar, less plebeian, less vulgar, less improper, less apt to come unhandsomely, betwixt the wind &[sic] our nobility." —Fowler, Dict.Mod.Engl.Us
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