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07 Jul 2018 02:47 PM
#851
Oliphaunt
"mmmm...Nice! Not the Daffodil Daydream, the girl." —Deadpool
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07 Jul 2018 10:45 PM
#852
Member
"Daddy needs to express some rage." - Deadpool
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08 Jul 2018 01:16 AM
#853
Oliphaunt
"God, if I had a nickel for every time I spanked it to Bernadette Peters." —Deadpool
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08 Jul 2018 12:54 PM
#854
Member
(In the midst of a car crash) "Shit. Did I leave the stove on?" - Deadpool
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21 Jul 2018 08:17 PM
#855
Oliphaunt
"They say the smog's....bunch of fucking bullshit." —Get Shorty
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22 Jul 2018 11:04 PM
#856
Member
"You, go be a Big Brother to someone! And tell Beast to stop shitting on my lawn!" - Deadpool
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23 Jul 2018 02:08 PM
#857
Oliphaunt
"—I saw three of these dusters a short time ago: they were waiting for three men. Inside the dusters there were three men.
—So?
—Inside the men there were three bullets.
—Ta-ha-ha. That's a crazy story, Harmonica."
—Once Upon A Time In the West
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23 Jul 2018 03:05 PM
#858
Oliphaunt
"Keep him warm for me. If he give you any trouble, hit him. Not in the mouth: he got to talk. And plenty."
—Once Upon A Time In the West
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24 Jul 2018 11:38 AM
#859
Member
"I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero." - Deadpool
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27 Jul 2018 04:10 PM
#860
Oliphaunt
"The rules come first no matter what. Can be merciless or unwittingly cruel. Often a little colorless in their personal appearance. Many Ones with this wing are plain dressers, preferring functional clothing that is appropriate to context but not flashy. The emphasis on function may extend to their general lifestyle. Practicality is highly valued." —"The Enneagram Blogspot Type 1", supposedly attributed ab ibid. ad some other page
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29 Jul 2018 09:02 PM
#861
Oliphaunt
"I've always known I'll die alone <in a yellow wife-beater with a bottle of Four Roses in my hand>"
—TJ Hooker, to supporting actor of Night of the Lepus, in Star Trek V with commentary added by Rifftrax.
Not just awful.
It's gawd-awful.
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30 Jul 2018 07:33 AM
#862
Oliphaunt
"Some people have heard the story that I went to Bob's Big Boy for seven years, every day, at 2:30, and had the same thing. That was my longest habit pattern. But, I like habitual behavior, because it's, it's a known factor, and then your mind is free to think about other things."
—David Lynch, interview with Jay Leno (I excised some of the "um"s and and "er"s). I don't know what year it was, probably the very late 1980s, just a Youtube clip, for which I do not have a link. ETA Oh, he's plugging his and that other guy's show On the Air, which was not that good, but it was about right for that era. So that would be, like early 1990s, after TP ended, I guess.
INTERESTING is that Lynch is sitting next to Mac Rebennack AKA "Dr. John," and Lynch seems visibly uncomfortable being in his chair next to him. I think Dr. John had cut out the smack by this time, but he probably smelled kind of bad, and he had on his whole stage persona costume. For all I know, Mac was nodding off discreetly in his chair. Could be an interesting thing to ask Jay Leno about, should one feel like kidnapping him and tying him to a chair, à la King of Comedy. Well, we can't all be Sandra Bernhard.
Last edited by Jizzelbin; 30 Jul 2018 at 07:38 AM.
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30 Jul 2018 10:32 AM
#863
Member
"How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van. " - Deadpool
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06 Aug 2018 03:19 PM
#864
Oliphaunt
"The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays." — Fast Times At Ridgemont High
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07 Aug 2018 11:30 PM
#865
Member
"Look! I'm a teenage girl, I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence! So what's it gonna be: long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on, take your pick." - Deadpool
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08 Aug 2018 04:31 AM
#866
Oliphaunt
"Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except date rapes and AIDS jokes." —Heathers
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08 Aug 2018 09:35 AM
#867
Member
"You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes!" - Deadpool
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09 Aug 2018 03:57 AM
#868
Oliphaunt
"You're an asset. An expendable asset. And I used you to get the job done, got it?" —Predator
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09 Aug 2018 11:12 PM
#869
Member
"Okay, guys, I only have twelve bullets, so you're all going to have to share!" - Deadpool
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10 Aug 2018 03:31 AM
#870
Oliphaunt
"A universal language is great since it can do anything, but it also is subject to what Alan Perlis used to call the “Turing tar-pit.” Beware of the Turing tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of interest is easy." —RJ Lipton,"Stating P=NP Without Turing Machines"
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10 Aug 2018 12:50 PM
#871
Member
"You're really gonna fuck this up for me? Trust me, that wheezing bag of dick-tips has it coming. He's pure evil. Besides... nobody's getting hurt. [a dead body falls off an overhead traffic sign]. That guy was already up there when I got here." - Deadpool
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10 Aug 2018 01:58 PM
#872
Oliphaunt
"In a lot of cases, Te is the protector function of the FiNe. When one of their values comes under attack, they have no problem using a direct, matter-of-fact Te communication style to defend what they feel is right." — some shithead's blog about some crap
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11 Aug 2018 04:30 AM
#873
Oliphaunt
"No, no. Don't tug on that. You never know what it's going to be attached to." —The Advs. of Buckr. Banzai Across the 8th Dimens.
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11 Aug 2018 03:47 PM
#874
Member
"That's the shit emoji. You know, the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long." - Deadpool
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12 Aug 2018 03:39 AM
#875
Oliphaunt
"Thank you, Miss Fleming. You'll call me when the shuttle lands." —Heathers
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13 Aug 2018 04:22 PM
#876
Member
"To you, Mr. Pool. Deadpool. That sounds like a fucking franchise." - Deadpool
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13 Aug 2018 08:10 PM
#877
Oliphaunt
"Light, step back, and watch ground blooming flower." — many instruction from firework package.
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14 Aug 2018 05:24 PM
#878
Member
"Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit-show. Like a Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spin Doctors at the Iowa State Fair shit-show. And under no circumstances will I take you to that show. I want you to remember me, not the Ghost of Christmas Me." - Deadpool
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14 Aug 2018 05:36 PM
#879
Oliphaunt
"My God, one giant came into my room and without so much as a how-do-you-do started putting on a rubber glove the size of a catcher's mitt. He would have torn me apart if I hadn't been awake and strong enough to do some shouting." —McGoorty. A Pool Room Hustler
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17 Aug 2018 04:54 AM
#880
Oliphaunt
"You sure? You don't want any clothes that aren't monochromatic? Have fun at your showing of Blade 2." —Deadpool
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19 Aug 2018 11:24 PM
#881
Member
Colossus: "Do you have Off switch?"
Deadpool: "Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the On switch?"
-Deadpool
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20 Aug 2018 01:06 AM
#882
Oliphaunt
"When [Raymond Ceulemans] first showed up I was talking to a friend of mine about pussy, saying that at my age the only way you could keep a girlfriend was to make sure you didn't break any fingers. An interpreter put that into French and Ceulemans laughed." —Byrne, McGoorty, McGoorty: A Pool Room Hustler
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20 Aug 2018 02:10 PM
#883
Member
"Oh, come on. You're gonna leave me all alone here with less-angry Rosie O'Donnell?" - Deadpool
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22 Aug 2018 02:11 PM
#884
Oliphaunt
"It is much nicer to hustle three-cushion instead of pool.... In three-cushion, the worst that can happen is to have the guy ask you if you will take a check. But you beat a guy out of a few bucks in a pool game and he might pick up the cueball and knock your teeth out." —McGoorty. A Pool Room Hustler
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23 Aug 2018 02:08 PM
#885
Member
"This is confusing. Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist to not hit you? I mean, the line gets real... blurry!" - Deadpool
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23 Aug 2018 02:38 PM
#886
Oliphaunt
"'My baby! My daughter! My baby daughter!' And to me 'You fiend! You beast! You disgusting filthy maniac!' I don't remember what all she shouted, but it was very high-class stuff. She was hotter than hell, but she didn't cuss at me. I start making my move I throw off the kimono." —McGoorty. A Pool Room Hustler
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24 Aug 2018 02:41 PM
#887
Member
"House blowing up builds character." - Deadpool
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24 Aug 2018 03:36 PM
#888
Oliphaunt
"We have one day to clean up the joint, and as I walk around looking things over I sober up pretty fucking fast. There are cigarette burns on the grand piano three inches long. And on the rugs. There are glasses and bottles standing everywhere, half of them tipped over. There are vests and stockings that people have forgotten. There are used condoms on the love seats and settees and behind sofa pillows and draped over pictures on the walls. There are even Kotexes here and there — we had some Red Riders of Bloody Gulch. The sheets on the bed — God, I have never seen anything like it. There is no use turning them over because they are just as ruined on one side as the other. Some maidens were had, that's for sure." —McGoorty. A Pool Room Hustler
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25 Aug 2018 12:33 AM
#889
Member
Ewwww.
"Shit! I forgot the ammo!" - Deadpool
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25 Aug 2018 01:08 PM
#890
Oliphaunt
"Plenty of times I played for money when I didn't have any, which is called playing on your nerve. When you do that you have absolutely have to win. You can't show any mercy, or give the other guy any chance at all." —McGoorty. A Pool Room Hustler.
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25 Aug 2018 04:17 PM
#891
Member
"You sure you don't want any clothes that aren't monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II." - Deadpool
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25 Aug 2018 04:39 PM
#892
Oliphaunt
"'Why you punk Dago,' Butch hollered from the stands, 'you can't play. What kind of face powder do you use?' Trying to break Mosconi down, which he did, finally." —McGoorty. A Pool Room Hustler.
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25 Aug 2018 11:46 PM
#893
Oliphaunt
"—Oh, I shit my pants. (Mohinder)
—Actually, actually that may have been me. (Deadpool)
—Oh, mission accomplished? (Mohinder)
—Well, in a George W. sort of way. But we can't stay in a panic room forever." (Deadpool)
—Deadpool 2
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26 Aug 2018 11:31 AM
#894
Member
"Whoo! Superhero landing! You know, that's really hard on your knees." - Deadpool
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26 Aug 2018 11:58 AM
#895
Oliphaunt
"There is a small-time pool player in San Francisco called Snakeface who pretends if he gets beat he might go crazy or have a heart attack. He's no youngster, but when he misses a shot or gets a bad break he jumps back, swings his cue in a circle, cusses with all his strength, and turns beet red." —McGoorty. A Pool Room Hustler
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26 Aug 2018 04:46 PM
#896
Oliphaunt
"It is urgent for Americans to think and speak clearly about President Trump’s inability to do either. This seems to be not a mere disinclination but a disability." —Geo. Will, WaPo column 03-may-2017
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27 Aug 2018 09:31 AM
#897
Member
"I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn." - Deadpool
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30 Aug 2018 06:14 PM
#898
Oliphaunt
"Turned out that she climbed in beside me and copped my joint for forty-five cents. I didn't even want my joint copped, but I wanted to see how much she would cut her price....[Tom] Ward razzed me for years afterward. 'That cheap goddam McGoorty,' he would say to crowds of people, 'he made that poor girl blow his wazzle for a lousy forty-five cents, telling her that's all he had, when I know for a fact that he had a ten-dollar bill pinned to his undershirt." —McGoorty
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30 Aug 2018 11:02 PM
#899
Member
"Hey, what can I get for $275 and uh... a Yogurtlands reward card?" - Deadpool
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31 Aug 2018 05:17 AM
#900
Oliphaunt
"To see a game as beautiful as billiards losing out to bowling and golf, it was enough to make you turn fruit." —McGoorty
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