Post brief quotes from fiction/narrative/whatever

[Jizzelbin]

"Man’s highest joy is victory.
To conquer your enemies and to pursue them,
To deprive them of their possessions,
To make their beloved weep,
To ride on their horses,
And to embrace their wives and daughters."

— Genghis Khan, attrib.

[Elendil's Heir]

Barbarian general: "Conan, what is best in life?”
Conan: “To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”

Conan the Barbarian

[Jizzelbin]

“Not only are buffets gonna come back, they’re gonna come back with this weird, own-the-libs vengeance. Every one of them’s gonna have an agenda: ‘Come on down to Captain COVID’s Alpha Males Only Buffet! Are you the kind of leftwing soy boy that needs a sneeze guard over your clam chowder, or are you able to fuck your wife? Then come on down to Captain COVID’s. Show us proof you ain’t been vaccinated, and get a free platter of room-temperature scallops.’”

— Patton Oswalt joke/bit.

[Elendil's Heir]

Dr. Caron: "There's thirty million people here, and they just let themselves die."

Serenity