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26 Nov 2019 09:10 PM
#1351
Oliphaunt
"Good golly miss Molly, she sure like to ball!"
— Little Dick Penniman
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27 Nov 2019 03:56 PM
#1352
Member
Devlin: "A man doesn't tell a woman what to do. She tells herself."
Notorious
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28 Nov 2019 03:16 PM
#1353
Oliphaunt
"Robertson: 'He [Ronnie Hawkins] called me up and I said 'Sure, I'd like a job, what does it mean, what do I do? He said 'Well, son, you won't make much money, but you'll get more pussy than Frank Sinatra.''"
— interview in The Last Waltz
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29 Nov 2019 12:13 AM
#1354
Member
Alicia: "There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh."
Notorious
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29 Nov 2019 08:50 PM
#1355
Oliphaunt
"I still ask, ‘Where is the server?’ How come they never got the server? Where is the server? I want to see the server. Let’s see what’s on the server.'”
— Cicero, reported speech in his second Catiline accusatory oration.
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30 Nov 2019 12:10 AM
#1356
Member
Madame Sebastian: "We are protected by the enormity of your stupidity, for a time."
Notorious
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30 Nov 2019 12:39 AM
#1357
Oliphaunt
"In February [2019], for example, Google debuted a method for encrypting most low-end Android devices regardless of how piddly their processors are."
— L. H. Newman, "The Debate Over How to Encrypt the Internet of Things," Wired 23-Nov-2019
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02 Dec 2019 03:38 PM
#1358
Member
Devlin: "I knew her before you, loved her before you, only I'm not as lucky as you."
Notorious
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03 Dec 2019 10:19 PM
#1359
Oliphaunt
"If the user prefer older methods to use his desktop, then GNOME is not an option. With the hot corners as well as the no minimize button, plus the other application layout method, it’ll take the most newcomers getting easily used to it." — a remarkable phrase I happened upon for a reason that is unknown to me, and whose provenance I shall not name, because it's too absurd to deserve credit.
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04 Dec 2019 10:00 AM
#1360
Member
Alicia: "You're sore because you've fallen for a little drunk you tamed in Miami and you don't like it. It makes you sick all over, doesn't it? People will laugh at you, the invincible Devlin, in love with someone who isn't worth even wasting the words on."
Notorious
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05 Dec 2019 10:31 PM
#1361
Oliphaunt
"Buffy: You just say: 'Hey, I got a thing, you maybe got a thing, maybe we could have a thing.
Rupert: Well, thank you, Cyrano.
Buffy: I'm not finished. Then you say, 'How do you feel about Mexican?'
Rupert: About Mexicans?
Buffy: Mexican. Food. You take her for food, for which you then pay."
— Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Season 2, Episode 2, "Some Assembly Required"
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07 Dec 2019 11:41 PM
#1362
Member
Madame Sebastian: "Wouldn't it be a little too much if we both grinned at her like idiots?"
Notorious
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08 Dec 2019 10:13 PM
#1363
Oliphaunt
"Xander: On a scale of one to ten? It sucked. Well, I guess it could be worse: I could have gangrene on my face."
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 1, Episode 12, "Prophecy Girl"
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09 Dec 2019 12:43 AM
#1364
Member
Alicia: "Dev, is that you? I'm glad you're late. This chicken took longer than I expected. I hope it isn't done too much. It caught fire once."
Notorious
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09 Dec 2019 10:03 PM
#1365
Oliphaunt
"Lana: I'm sorry, have we all forgotten that he [Archer] basically sexually assaulted me with a rolled-up magazine?" — Archer Season 10, Episode 9
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10 Dec 2019 11:34 AM
#1366
Member
Devlin: "Dry your eyes, baby; it's out of character."
Notorious
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11 Dec 2019 11:17 PM
#1367
Oliphaunt
" I can't tell you the amount of swag I've received over my near-decade of office work, but I can tell you exactly how much of it didn't end up in a landfill: fucking zero."
— some anonymous, illiterate, but true drivel on the self-help website crackedDotcom
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12 Dec 2019 10:21 AM
#1368
Member
Alicia: "Why should I?"
Devlin: "Patriotism."
Alicia: "That word gives me a pain."
Notorious
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12 Dec 2019 10:24 PM
#1369
Oliphaunt
"Where's the money, Lebowski? We want that money, Lebowski!"
— some movie line I got in the habit of saying out loud when I walk into my place after dark
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14 Dec 2019 11:19 PM
#1370
Member
Alexander Sebastian: "An old friend is never an extra guest."
Notorious
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16 Dec 2019 11:33 PM
#1371
Oliphaunt
"Should a villain say so
(The most resplendish'd villain in the world)"
— Hermoione, The Winter's Tale, Act II, Sc. 1
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17 Dec 2019 09:06 AM
#1372
Member
Alexander Sebastian: "I'm not afraid to die."
Devlin: "You've got your chance, here and now."
Notorious
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18 Dec 2019 01:35 AM
#1373
Oliphaunt
"Snake jazz. Ha. Idiots. Let's get moving: we got a long way to go and I'm not sharing that centipede."
— Rick and Morty, Season 4. Episode 5.
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18 Dec 2019 01:17 PM
#1374
Member
Alicia: "Waving the flag with one hand and picking pockets with the other, that's your 'patriotism.'"
Notorious
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18 Dec 2019 08:17 PM
#1375
Oliphaunt
"I've already been places. I just want to stay where I am."
— Harry Dean Stanton (RIP)'s character in Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
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19 Dec 2019 10:11 AM
#1376
Member
Alicia: "What does the speedometer say?"
Devlin: "65."
Alicia: "I want to make it 80 and wipe that grin off your face."
Notorious
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21 Dec 2019 05:51 PM
#1377
Oliphaunt
"Buffy: So, I think going to the dance like a normal person would be the best way to keep that secret. Giiles! Unbudge! No one likes an unbudger.
Rupert: Fine!"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 2, Episode 4, dialogue.
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22 Dec 2019 01:14 AM
#1378
Member
Alicia: "I've told you before, Mr. Devlin doesn't mean a thing to me."
Alexander Sebastian: "I'd like to be convinced. Would you maybe care to convince me, Alicia, that Mr. Devlin means nothing to you?"
Notorious
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22 Dec 2019 10:43 PM
#1379
Oliphaunt
Mariner: -,-,-,-, Aye, my lord, and fear
We have landed in ill time: the skies look grimly,
And threaten present blusters."
— The Winter's Tale Act III, Sc. 3
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23 Dec 2019 11:31 AM
#1380
Member
Alicia: "If you only once had said that you loved me. Oh, Dev."
Devlin: "Listen, you've chalked up another boyfriend, that's all. No harm done."
Alicia: "I hate you."
Devlin: "There's no occasion to. You're doing good work."
Notorious
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24 Dec 2019 12:17 AM
#1381
Oliphaunt
"Jacob: You don't believe in me.
Ebenezer: I don't.
Jacob: What evidence would you have of my reality beyond that of your own senses?
Ebenezer: I dont know.
Jacob: Why do you doubt your senses?
Ebenezer; blah blah etc."
— unknown author, film starring George C. Scott, A Chiristmas Carol from 1984.
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24 Dec 2019 09:29 AM
#1382
Member
Eric Mathis: "Alex, will you come in, please? I wish to talk to you."
Notorious
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24 Dec 2019 12:31 PM
#1383
Oliphaunt
"nerd n00b: Jen, you were a minute and nineteen seconds late from break.
Me: [looks directly at Ra Tea**** standing next to me and just doing an inaudible groan and jacking-off motion with eye contact alone]."
— some mega nerd shit from yesterday (that fool has got to learn, he can't talk to my people that way!)
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25 Dec 2019 12:47 AM
#1384
Member
Honey: "Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!"
Lucius: "The public is in danger!"
Honey: "My evening's in danger!"
Lucius: "YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! We are talking about the greater good!"
Honey: "'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"
The Incredibles
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26 Dec 2019 03:44 PM
#1385
Oliphaunt
Harold Ramis: So, how many of you would say you speak English fairly well, but with some difficulties?
Random guy: Son of bitch. Shit.
All together now: Son of bitch. Shit."
— Stripes
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27 Dec 2019 11:35 PM
#1386
Member
Dash: "We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!"
The Incredibles
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31 Dec 2019 12:48 AM
#1387
Oliphaunt
"ARRRGH! Little Bastard! What a world!"
— probably James Dean's last words, I'm guessing.
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31 Dec 2019 11:32 PM
#1388
Member
Edna: "I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics."
Helen: "Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers."
Edna: "No? Well, he'll look fabulous anyway."
The Incredibles
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02 Jan 2020 11:22 PM
#1389
Oliphaunt
"Lebowski: Is it being prepared to do the right thing? Whatever the price? Isn't that what makes a man?
Lebowski: That and a pair of testicles."
—take a wild guess (although I have it on good authority that Hitler had only got one ball, while Goering had two, but very small)
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03 Jan 2020 02:59 PM
#1390
Member
Edna: "This is a horrible suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it. Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now? Feh!"
Bob: "Wait, what do you mean? You designed it."
Edna: "I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now."
The Incredibles
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03 Jan 2020 03:49 PM
#1391
Oliphaunt
"Lebowski: She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!"
— source redacted
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04 Jan 2020 08:22 PM
#1392
Member
Edna: "You are Elastigirl! My God... pull yourself together! 'What will you do?' Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are. Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win! [normal voice] And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits."
The Incredibles
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05 Jan 2020 11:06 PM
#1393
Oliphaunt
"Cordelia: Nice pet, Giles. Don't you like anything regular: golf, USA Today, anything?"
— Buffy Season 3, Episode 2, "Dead Man's Party"`
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05 Jan 2020 11:57 PM
#1394
Member
Mr. Incredible: "No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes?!?"
The Incredibles
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10 Jan 2020 11:26 AM
#1395
Oliphaunt
"Pitt: Here, put these [sunglasses] on. Don't cry in front of the Mexicans. Now what's wrong?
[...]
Leo: I got to do fucking eye-talian movies, that's a fucking problem!"
— Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
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10 Jan 2020 01:37 PM
#1396
Member
Edna: "Metaman, express elevator! Dynaguy, snagged on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex! [shouts] No capes!"
The Incredibles
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17 Jan 2020 11:05 PM
#1397
Oliphaunt
"I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can no longer figure out how to use my telephone."
— Bjarne Stroustrup, possibly apocyrphal.
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17 Jan 2020 11:50 PM
#1398
Member
Edna: [on Jack-Jack's suit] "I cut it a little roomy for free movement. The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin... [a sheet of flame erupts in front of the suit] and it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof... [four heavy machine guns appear and open fire on the suit, without effect] and machine washable, darling. That's a new feature."
The Incredibles
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18 Jan 2020 02:22 AM
#1399
Oliphaunt
"Some guy in a plane: 'Mustang, this is Maverick requesting fly-by
Some other guy: Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full."
— some movie. some Top movie.
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18 Jan 2020 07:19 PM
#1400
Member
Syndrome: "Oh, no. Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl? Ho, ho, ho.... [sees the kids] Oh - and got biz-zay! It's a whole family of supers! Looks like I hit the jackpot! Oh, this is just too good!"
The Incredibles
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