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    "And that's why 'Regina' rhymes with 'fun.'" - Deadpool

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    "By the time I am twenty-six years old I am through busting virgins. Too much work! I am leaving that to the younger guys." McGoorty

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    "I've played a lot of roles; damsel in distress ain't one of them." - Deadpool

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    "If you had the slightest idea of easing up on [Masako Katsura] because she was only a cute little girl, you were dead. She would murder you. I found out damned quick that you couldn't leave her an open shot. If you did she would take those balls away from you and stick them right up your pooper. The killer instinct — that broad had it, and never mind the little smile." —McGoorty

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    "Not out of the woods yet. You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier. P.S. I'm keeping your wallet. You did kinda give it to me." - Deadpool

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    "That's the first thing that strikes an American woman about Europe—that it's unsanitary. Impossible of them to conceive of a paradise without modern plumbing. If they find a bedbug they want to write a letter to the chamber of commerce." —Tropic of Cancer

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    "She's like Robin to my Batman, except she's old, and black, and blind. And I think she's in love with me. Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman, too." - Deadpool

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    "Little by little, as I gained his confidence, I wormed my way into his heart. I had him at such a point that he would come running after me, in the street, to inquire if he could lend me a few francs." —Tropic of Cancer

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    "Please don't make the super-suit green. Or animated." - Deadpool

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    "He is sorry now that he bought a corduroy suit and the cane and the fountain pens." — Tropic of Cancer

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    "My romantic rival, Bandhu. He's tied up in the trunk. I'm doing as you said, D.P. I plan to gut him like a polluted fish, then dump his carcass on Gita's doorstep." - Deadpool

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    "Nothing like a nice barroom brawl...so easy to stick a knife in a man's back or club him with a bottle when he's lying under a table. The poor Swede found himself in a hornet's nest; everyone in the place hated him, particularly his shipmates." —Tropic of Cancer

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    "I give a guy a pavement facial, it's because he's earned it." - Deadpool

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    "The earth is parched and cracked. Men and women come together like broods of vultures over a stinking carcass, to mate and fly apart again." —Tropic of Cancer

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    "What in the ass? That was not mean. I'm proud of you!" - Deadpool

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    "She embraced me passionately, and she groaned as all French cunts do when they get you into bed." —Tropic of Cancer

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    Dopinder: "Sir, what does Miss Mama June taste like?"
    Deadpool: "Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss."

    Deadpool

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    "Mama. Get the hammer. There is a fly on the baby's head."
    —old novelty pop song

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    "Welcome to Sister Margaret's. It's like a job fair for mercenaries. Think of us as really fucked-up tooth fairies, except we knock out the teeth and take the cash. You'd best hope we never see your name on a gold card." - Deadpool

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    “Contrary to the proverb, the past is not a different country. And we still do today many of the things that were done in the past in different forms — things that diminish human dignity and treat labor as a mere resource, like capital.” — the (present-day) Archbishop of Canterbury

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    "Threats hurt, Jer, though not nearly as much as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool?" - Deadpool

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    "Non, mademoiselle: all one ever needs is, are the good manners. The rest is just silliness and snobbery, valued only by boors." —Poirot - The Mystery of the Blue Train

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    [after receiving his cancer diagnosis] "You're clowning. You're not clowning? I sense clowns." - Deadpool

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    "So let them eat jelly beans, or let them cake.
    Let them join the Air Force or the Corps,
    Cause they just can't make it here anymore."
    —unknown "country/Southern" song

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    "Use seltzer water and lemon juice for blood. Or wear red, dumbass!" - Deadpool

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